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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    last year I specified I didn't want anything. also he got into a car accident. this year he is afghanistan and apparently sending me something. I feel kinda bad cause I didn't get anything specifically for valentine's day for him cause I assumed last year's rules were in place again!
    you're dating a country?


    Man, thats just greedy.

    brings a whole new meaning to "getting around"

    I mean, just the logistics of it is mindblowing.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Wanna be dat Nation.

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • AsharaxxAsharaxx Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Spending this Valentine's Day deployed, though I got chocolate sent to the Mrs.

    But I should be getting home very soon, and we'll go out for a nice* belated dinner.

    *Nice, in my little town, being something like Red Lobster or Olive Garden.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm making dinner, Sheri bought a bottle of champagne, and we're mostly going to have a nice night in.

    I'm not a fan of Valentine's day, though I don't really hate it, so I'm thinking of this as just us having a nice dinner tonight when we've both got the evening off.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    After our first valentines together, when the girl asked me to pick up my own valentines card whilst I was at the supermarket, we haven't done valentines.

    Now we just use it as an excuse to get KFC.

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    last year I specified I didn't want anything. also he got into a car accident. this year he is afghanistan and apparently sending me something. I feel kinda bad cause I didn't get anything specifically for valentine's day for him cause I assumed last year's rules were in place again!
    you're dating a country?


    Man, thats just greedy.

    brings a whole new meaning to "getting around"

    I mean, just the logistics of it is mindblowing.

    we make it work.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    SimBen wrote: »
    Wait, the Keg? In Montreal?

    The Keg is a chain.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm not really sure I get what there is to dislike about Valentine's Day. If you don't want to spend money, don't!

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    aw I just got a valentines drawin card aw aw guess who I'm not sharing it with

    you guys

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Nothing to dislike about Valentines day. If you're dating, it's an excuse to go do something. Single? You're allowed to bitch about it (but not too much).

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I love not having to go out tonight. I hate getting dressed up.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    If I owned nice clothes I'd throwing them on whenever I could.

    Dentist appointment? "Hold on, Doctor, let me adjust my cummerbund."

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dubh wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    My right hand is nice, but I prefer my left

    I have something to tell you...


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    Oh, well done.

    slow claps all around

    Ladies and gentlemen,

    MY VALENTINES DAY

    :(

    Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world - except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe...

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Haha. I just always get stressed out about it because I'm putting an actual effort into what I'm wearing and I still think I look like crap after it's over with.

    Plus my last boyfriend always wanted us to dress up whenever we went on dates anywhere and I hated walking around in heels for hours.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Haha. I just always get stressed out about it because I'm putting an actual effort into what I'm wearing and I still think I look like crap after it's over with.

    Plus my last boyfriend always wanted us to dress up whenever we went on dates anywhere and I hated walking around in heels for hours.

    No offence, but he sounds like an idiot.


    And other sweeping statements based on only 0.1% of the information.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dubh wrote: »
    If I owned nice clothes I'd throwing them on whenever I could.

    Dentist appointment? "Hold on, Doctor, let me adjust my cummerbund."

    I thought you said cumberbatch for a second

    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laxop6fq2z1qc7mlko1_500.gif

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Haha. I just always get stressed out about it because I'm putting an actual effort into what I'm wearing and I still think I look like crap after it's over with.

    Plus my last boyfriend always wanted us to dress up whenever we went on dates anywhere and I hated walking around in heels for hours.

    Try wearing a suit. 8-)

    tKochi- Pfffhaha

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Haha. I just always get stressed out about it because I'm putting an actual effort into what I'm wearing and I still think I look like crap after it's over with.

    Plus my last boyfriend always wanted us to dress up whenever we went on dates anywhere and I hated walking around in heels for hours.

    No offence, but he sounds like an idiot.


    And other sweeping statements based on only 0.1% of the information.

    He just had a lot of feelings and I'm more practical. What is the point of me putting on a dress and heels to go sit in a dark movie theater? I'd rather be comfortable and in shoes that I don't care are touching a sticky floor.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    We went to go see Dr. Zhivago last night at a theater and I was a bit disappointed it wasn't a better movie

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dubh wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Haha. I just always get stressed out about it because I'm putting an actual effort into what I'm wearing and I still think I look like crap after it's over with.

    Plus my last boyfriend always wanted us to dress up whenever we went on dates anywhere and I hated walking around in heels for hours.

    Try wearing a suit. 8-)

    tKochi- Pfffhaha

    I got myself a suit jacket the other day. I wore it for a judicial hearing I had to conduct. I think I looked rather classy.

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    dang getting dressed up for a regular movie theater seems a bit like overkill

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Haha. I just always get stressed out about it because I'm putting an actual effort into what I'm wearing and I still think I look like crap after it's over with.

    Plus my last boyfriend always wanted us to dress up whenever we went on dates anywhere and I hated walking around in heels for hours.

    Try wearing a suit. 8-)

    tKochi- Pfffhaha

    I got myself a suit jacket the other day. I wore it for a judicial hearing I had to conduct. I think I looked rather classy.

    It would be hard not to, with a decent suit jacket. :^:

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    zen- wrote: »
    I got my girlfriend a card which says 'we make one hell of a pear' and there's a picture of a pear on it

    I am literally the best boyfriend ever

    i love this way more than i should

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I got Lady SH some flowers yesterday to surprise her after work. And uh I'm gonna propose to her sometime soonish and in the meantime I've driving her crazy with antici



    pation


    and we usually do something tomorrow cause it'll be our 2 1/2 year anniversary and restaurants won't be as crowded.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Haha. I just always get stressed out about it because I'm putting an actual effort into what I'm wearing and I still think I look like crap after it's over with.

    Plus my last boyfriend always wanted us to dress up whenever we went on dates anywhere and I hated walking around in heels for hours.

    No offence, but he sounds like an idiot.


    And other sweeping statements based on only 0.1% of the information.

    He just had a lot of feelings and I'm more practical. What is the point of me putting on a dress and heels to go sit in a dark movie theater? I'd rather be comfortable and in shoes that I don't care are touching a sticky floor.

    SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I got Lady SH some flowers yesterday to surprise her after work. And uh I'm gonna propose to her sometime soonish and in the meantime I've driving her crazy with antici



    pation


    and we usually do something tomorrow cause it'll be our 2 1/2 year anniversary and restaurants won't be as crowded.

    d'aww

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I got Lady SH some flowers yesterday to surprise her after work. And uh I'm gonna propose to her sometime soonish and in the meantime I've driving her crazy with antici



    pation


    and we usually do something tomorrow cause it'll be our 2 1/2 year anniversary and restaurants won't be as crowded.

    Does she know you're going to propose to her?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Yeah but not how or when

    It is delicious

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm 29 years old and this is the very first Valentine's Day I've spent in a relationship. A relationship that started the day after Valentine's Day last year.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Javen wrote: »
    I'm making dinner, Sheri bought a bottle of champagne, and we're mostly going to have a nice night in.

    I'm not a fan of Valentine's day, though I don't really hate it, so I'm thinking of this as just us having a nice dinner tonight when we've both got the evening off.

    Probably one of the healthier attitudes compared to a lot of the other approaches I've seen

    Treating it like a competition with friends (fuck those guys) or as a bribery exchange for sex (don't fuck those guys) are just two of the horrible alternatives

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    i've always wondered what happens if you've been dating a girl for like a week and then suddenly valentine's day

    seems like it would potentially be kind of an awkward situation

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    the wook wrote: »
    I'm 29 years old and this is the very first Valentine's Day I've spent in a relationship. A relationship that started the day after Valentine's Day last year.

    Well strike me deef and dumb.


    Sup man. Grats on your relationship. =D

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    lostwords wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Haha. I just always get stressed out about it because I'm putting an actual effort into what I'm wearing and I still think I look like crap after it's over with.

    Plus my last boyfriend always wanted us to dress up whenever we went on dates anywhere and I hated walking around in heels for hours.

    No offence, but he sounds like an idiot.


    And other sweeping statements based on only 0.1% of the information.

    He just had a lot of feelings and I'm more practical. What is the point of me putting on a dress and heels to go sit in a dark movie theater? I'd rather be comfortable and in shoes that I don't care are touching a sticky floor.

    SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE

    I phrased it that way in hopes that someone would respond with that video.

    I love you lostwords. But not in a weird way.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I'm making dinner, Sheri bought a bottle of champagne, and we're mostly going to have a nice night in.

    I'm not a fan of Valentine's day, though I don't really hate it, so I'm thinking of this as just us having a nice dinner tonight when we've both got the evening off.

    Probably one of the healthier attitudes compared to a lot of the other approaches I've seen

    Treating it like a competition with friends (fuck those guys) or as a bribery exchange for sex (don't fuck those guys) are just two of the horrible alternatives

    Valentines day

    A day of battle, where only the champions prevail

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    sarukun wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I'm 29 years old and this is the very first Valentine's Day I've spent in a relationship. A relationship that started the day after Valentine's Day last year.

    Well strike me deef and dumb.


    Sup man. Grats on your relationship. =D

    thanks. we're actually not doing anything tonight, because until Friday she thought she had to give a lab meeting today (it got postponed). On Saturday we're going on a picnic and then to a show.

    However, after I got out of lab at midnight last night, I did stop by the store and pick her up a single rose to surprise her at 12:30. I'm smooth like that.

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2011
    bloody hearts ripped from ribcages adorn the walls

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    the wook wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I'm 29 years old and this is the very first Valentine's Day I've spent in a relationship. A relationship that started the day after Valentine's Day last year.

    Well strike me deef and dumb.


    Sup man. Grats on your relationship. =D

    thanks. we're actually not doing anything tonight, because until Friday she thought she had to give a lab meeting today (it got postponed). On Saturday we're going on a picnic and then to a show.

    However, after I got out of lab at midnight last night, I did stop by the store and pick her up a single rose to surprise her at 12:30. I'm smooth like that.

    Very smooth. Keep on keepin' it classy.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I got Javen PAXEast tickets

    But I got them two days ago so they wouldn't look like a Valentine's Day gift

    Don't tell him, guys

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Good job we don't have anything planned tonight. Someone decided their valentines sucked, and threw themselves under a train at Surbiton, and now the trains are all fucked.

    Goddammit, I'm hungry.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sheri, he got you Muhammad Ali Monopoly, don't tell him I told you

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