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Show me your pets

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I had a moment of terror last night when i saw that jack had knocked my DSLR to the floor when he was alone

    luckily it only had it's display screen licked

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I used to have a cat that would eat too fast then vomit it all up then eat the vomit

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Is it normal for cats to want to drink any water other than the water in their bowl. Even if you actually show them you filling the bowl up with water from the source that they'd rather drink directly from?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    better at what?

    Licking their own assholes?

    it's kind of amazing you went this route considering many dogs will eat other dog's poo.

    whatever there are shit-eating cats out there as well.

    The point was the only thing I could think of that a cat can do better than a dog is reach its asshole with its mouth

    I have never seen or heard of a cat eating shit. You're talking out your ass here.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Cats are awesome, and the noises they make are hilarious. A really really pissed off cat making demonic sounds? Absolutely hilarious.

    I would give my old cats shit occasionally just to laugh at them getting pissed. My old male cat hated, just hated being kissed on the top of his head. No idea why. But it would amuse me to pick him up and give him kisses on the head while he growled every single time. Eventually he'd straight up hiss and that's when it was time to stop.

    I love cats but yes, there is a tiny bit of a sadistic streak when messing around with them. Nothing actually painful, that's not cool, but all cats seem to have their quirks and goddamn it's just so funny to hear them get riled up about them.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Goatmon wrote: »
    cats rule

    dogs are for dumb people who want pets as dumb as they are

    But the best cats are the dumb ones.

    To support this case, I present Maru.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b16TSu1S3Lk

    This is the cat that I want.

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  • Samir Duran DuranSamir Duran Duran Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    better at what?

    Licking their own assholes?

    it's kind of amazing you went this route considering many dogs will eat other dog's poo.

    whatever there are shit-eating cats out there as well.

    The point was the only thing I could think of that a cat can do better than a dog is reach its asshole with its mouth

    I have never seen or heard of a cat eating shit. You're talking out your ass here.

    Lol anecdotes.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    my cat has taken to screaming bloody murder everytime someone picks her up

    it is the best.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    better at what?

    Licking their own assholes?

    it's kind of amazing you went this route considering many dogs will eat other dog's poo.

    whatever there are shit-eating cats out there as well.

    The point was the only thing I could think of that a cat can do better than a dog is reach its asshole with its mouth

    I have never seen or heard of a cat eating shit. You're talking out your ass here.

    I've never seen a dog eat the shit of another dog, fartbreath

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Cats are awesome, and the noises they make are hilarious. A really really pissed off cat making demonic sounds? Absolutely hilarious.

    I would give my old cats shit occasionally just to laugh at them getting pissed. My old male cat hated, just hated being kissed on the top of his head. No idea why. But it would amuse me to pick him up and give him kisses on the head while he growled every single time. Eventually he'd straight up hiss and that's when it was time to stop.

    I love cats but yes, there is a tiny bit of a sadistic streak when messing around with them. Nothing actually painful, that's not cool, but all cats seem to have their quirks and goddamn it's just so funny to hear them get riled up about them.

    I had a cat that would get really angry if you touched his tail. Or got in the way of his tail and it touched you.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Yeah our female cat was really big about her tail, but she also kind of enjoyed having a reason to get pissed and take swipes at people. You messed with her tail and she's attack you, but in that playful way cats do when they're not being serious. But eventually you'd get to a point where it was too much, so she'd hiss and run off, only to come right back a few minutes later to use one of us as a couch.

    We of course, being the lesser creatures in the household, would allow this.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Man I miss having a cat. Both ours died. :(

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    My cat is a fulltime job. She's in the kitten stage where apparently I am her personal toy and gymnasium and if I don't play with her 5 hours a day she gets pissed off and starts growling at stuff.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    I just find it funny when people are all, fuck cats they just show up when you feed them and then you never see them except on that rare moment they feel affectionate. Man, maybe you just suck at owning cats. Obviously not all cats are the same and some can be pretty skittish, especially if it's a rescue and was mistreated. But I find most cats are pretty chill and friendly. So this seems to be more of an issue with how many people approach/treat cats and their ignorance.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2011
    i like cats but dogs are so much more fun to play with

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    I get that. Dogs definitely tend to be more active.

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  • TayaTaya Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    One thing about cats that I think is objectively better than dogs is that cats can be left at home for a night, or even a few days, without dying or destroying the house. My cousin had to leave a Christmas party early and drive for an hour because her dog was home alone. My friend has to find a babysitter for his dog if he wants to spend the night at a party.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2011
    that's why you bring dogs to the party

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    cats are inferior creatures.


    The dog is clearly the best pet.

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Stale wrote: »
    cats are inferior creatures.


    The dog is clearly the best pet.

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  • RayzeRayze Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
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    Cats win

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Rayze wrote: »
    Cats win

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I like cats and dogs.

    I would get a dog but I'd want it to be able to get lots of exercise and such, and there's no good place to take dogs for walks around here.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I just don't have the time/patience for a dog.

    I love other people's dogs though.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Plus we could only have small dogs in our apartment here, and they tend to be a bit yappier than big dogs, and I'd hate to bug the neighbors all the time with a barking dog.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2011
    the hardest thing for me in life is to not pet a dog

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    The other day at school I saw a girl with an enormous dog. I don't know what breed it was, but sitting down it was at her shoulders.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    So I'm minding my business and suddenly I hear my dog whimpering downstairs.

    I leave my room and I see him sitting in the entryway right behind my father's briefcase like he's going to go to work.

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    Now he knows he's not allowed to touch the briefcase so I tell him to leave it, but he just sits there.

    Because, it turns out, he'd gotten his head stuck in the handle.

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    My dog the genius.

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Rayze wrote: »
    Cats win

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I saw the cutest puppy out for a walk tonight. It was tiny, and when it was time to step off the curb it made the biggest jump it could possibly do. Jumped forward like one foot.

    My heart melted

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I like dogs better when they belong to other people

    I like cats better when they belong to me

    The Truth About Cats and Dogs

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Cats just kinda weird me out. Like, sometimes I see cat clothes at the store when I'm going to get my dog more food. But I have NEVER met a cat that was willing to put up with that shit.

    And sometimes they act like they want you to give them attention and what they really want is for you to come close enough to bite your hand.

    My dog is way more straightforward. If he wants attention he'll come over and get it. Like a rapist. But with ear-scratches

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I don't see why cats biting is weird, considering dogs do it, for the same reasons.

    It's just how they play sometimes.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    If my dog ever bit me I'd discipline him. It is harder to do that with a cat.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Get a water pistol.

    Use it when the cat misbehaves.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Fiz wrote: »
    Cats just kinda weird me out. Like, sometimes I see cat clothes at the store when I'm going to get my dog more food. But I have NEVER met a cat that was willing to put up with that shit.

    And sometimes they act like they want you to give them attention and what they really want is for you to come close enough to bite your hand.

    My dog is way more straightforward. If he wants attention he'll come over and get it. Like a rapist. But with ear-scratches
    I think the fact that cats don't put up with faggy costumes is a point in their favor

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Houk wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Cats just kinda weird me out. Like, sometimes I see cat clothes at the store when I'm going to get my dog more food. But I have NEVER met a cat that was willing to put up with that shit.

    And sometimes they act like they want you to give them attention and what they really want is for you to come close enough to bite your hand.

    My dog is way more straightforward. If he wants attention he'll come over and get it. Like a rapist. But with ear-scratches
    I think the fact that cats don't put up with faggy costumes is a point in their favor

    The first year I had my new dog we tried to get him one of those little sets of reindeer horns. He instantly swatted them off and ripped them to pieces.

    We tried to get him a coat once but he is a really big dog and after a certain size you'd have to special order them I guess. Only small dogs get to be degraded

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Fiz wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Cats just kinda weird me out. Like, sometimes I see cat clothes at the store when I'm going to get my dog more food. But I have NEVER met a cat that was willing to put up with that shit.

    And sometimes they act like they want you to give them attention and what they really want is for you to come close enough to bite your hand.

    My dog is way more straightforward. If he wants attention he'll come over and get it. Like a rapist. But with ear-scratches
    I think the fact that cats don't put up with faggy costumes is a point in their favor

    The first year I had my new dog we tried to get him one of those little sets of reindeer horns. He instantly swatted them off and ripped them to pieces.

    We tried to get him a coat once but he is a really big dog and after a certain size you'd have to special order them I guess. Only small dogs get to be degraded
    I imagine being a small dog is already embarrassing enough, they probably don't care after a certain point

    Big dogs are awesome, always

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Houk wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Cats just kinda weird me out. Like, sometimes I see cat clothes at the store when I'm going to get my dog more food. But I have NEVER met a cat that was willing to put up with that shit.

    And sometimes they act like they want you to give them attention and what they really want is for you to come close enough to bite your hand.

    My dog is way more straightforward. If he wants attention he'll come over and get it. Like a rapist. But with ear-scratches
    I think the fact that cats don't put up with faggy costumes is a point in their favor

    The first year I had my new dog we tried to get him one of those little sets of reindeer horns. He instantly swatted them off and ripped them to pieces.

    We tried to get him a coat once but he is a really big dog and after a certain size you'd have to special order them I guess. Only small dogs get to be degraded
    I imagine being a small dog is already embarrassing enough, they probably don't care after a certain point

    Big dogs are awesome, always

    Deal with it

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Fiz your dog is never not ready for racquetball

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