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As far as I'm concerned, that's just being true to the source material, making no goddamn sense like the plot of MW2. (And I liked MW2. At least the part that was Red Dawn).
Also, I have never been more upset to pay for DLC than I was when I understood the entire width and breadth of the First Strike maps. I've seriously considered just deleting the DLC, even if I paid for it. Those maps are just no fun in comparison to the ones the game comes with.
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Who do those excellent "Ghost=Pig Fucker" and Inglorious Basterds emblems belong to? I've been storming with bullets and haven't caught anyones new emblems.
Kowloon is extra fun with an SMG class and Berlin Wall is just fun in general.
I got two problems with Berlin Wall.
First, they closed off this huge area of the map with those stupid turrets. Why not just leave it nice and open with no cover as a killzone for snipers so you're taking a risk by running the gauntlet?
Second, almost none of the action takes place anywhere near Checkpoint Charlie, which is the biggest map design fail in recorded history.
Anyway, moving on to weapons. Loving the PM63. Easily my best K/D average with any gun, nearly 4/1. Can I expect equally great things from the Spectre, but with a larger magazine, or does it have shitty sights or something else going on that's going to put me off it?
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Spectre sights are mediocre, otherwise it's a MAC11 with a larger mag, or a PM63 with a larger mag and less recoil (it's the best smg after the ak74u).
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edited March 2011
I submit that the Daft Punk and deadmau5 emblems are the best.
Spectre sights are mediocre, otherwise it's a MAC11 with a larger mag, or a PM63 with a larger mag and less recoil (it's the best smg after the ak74u).
You had me at PM63 with larger mag and less recoil. I'm all over that shit. Mind, the PM63 doesn't actually need any attachment besides the extended mags, and the recoil is barely felt. But a version I can run with Suppressor and still have a decent mag without Warlord? Oh, yeah.
Will probably unlock my Commando on Friday, and not currently planning another prestige. Waiting until third prestige for another benefit beyond another chintsy emblem is kinda bullshit, IMO. Would make more sense to reward people who take the plunge on 2nd prestige, in an attempt to get them hooked. But what do I know?
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I can't believe this got glossed over. Minty you're an animal. That's some John Woo/Matrix shit there. Too bad there's isn't a backflip animation because that would have mad it even better.
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I can't believe this got glossed over. Minty you're an animal. That's some John Woo/Matrix shit there. Too bad there's isn't a backflip animation because that would have mad it even better.
3 frags awarded.
Some here will understand.
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DomhnallMinty D. Vision!ScotlandRegistered Userregular
edited March 2011
I think it's my favourite kill ever. I actually got hit on my screen when I was on the ladder on my screen, that's why I decided to jump off it.
Also all I need is three first bloods for marathon pro. I think this was my least painful one since like prestige 5. Getting 4 caps in a game really helps.
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That was a backstab auburn? Jeeeeez.
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Who do those excellent "Ghost=Pig Fucker" and Inglorious Basterds emblems belong to? I've been storming with bullets and haven't caught anyones new emblems.
"Ghost=Pig Fucker" is one I threw together during the most recent dust up over Ghost. I actually really didn't like the way it turned out in-game, so I only ran it very briefly. But it did inspire my "Pig Fucker Fucking an Unhappy Pig" emblem, which I'm pretty happy (and also a bit guilty) about.
I'm going to be having some issues while playing games for awhile, yesterday I injured my hand and while I didn't break it I bruised the bone and its very tender so grasping a controller is a bit difficult.
Had a douchebag that just turned 21 get quite mouthy after I refused to serve him more then two drinks after him and his buddies started causing trouble in the bar, I told him that I reserved the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason and told him to take a hike and he threw a punch across the bar.
Free shots on the house while we waited for the cops and EMS to show up. Our security (also know as lazy bouncer) didn't even have to do anything because captain acrodouchy & bitch never learned how not to telegraph a punch or have a high guard. None of his buddies wanted to do the man dance with me though which was sad because its been awhile sense I've been in a good fight.
If you have a smart mouth you tend to get your ass whipped...that is unless you have smarter fists. I learned pretty quick to have smarter fists then my mouth as to avoid getting slapped silly.
But yeah I was gloating the hell out of it because lets face it this kid was one of those people that you just want to beat the everloving crap out of.
Normally I'd let the security "escort" him out of the bar, but I just threw one back on reflex and put my weight into it. In the end it worked out pretty good with the exception of my hand being sore as sin and swollen.
This is how John McClane defends an objective (provided he found a radio to call in a napalm strike lying around the Nakatomi building) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxc1pcJp3l4
Also damn auto-aim dragging me off track on the 3rd kill (the flashed guys). First round I've tried demolition since MW2, more fun then I recalled
This is how John McClane defends an objective (provided he found a radio to call in a napalm strike lying around the Nakatomi building) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxc1pcJp3l4
Also damn auto-aim dragging me off track on the 3rd kill (the flashed guys). First round I've tried demolition since MW2, more fun then I recalled
Niiiice.
Someone needs to do a render of that Villa demolition game that size bailed on us midway through and we pulled the overtime victory out of our asses.
So it's not just XBL that you troll on. You're all "olol irl" too, ey?
I've got a smart mouth
If you have a smart mouth you tend to get your ass whipped...that is unless you have smarter fists. I learned pretty quick to have smarter fists then my mouth as to avoid getting slapped silly.
But yeah I was gloating the hell out of it because lets face it this kid was one of those people that you just want to beat the everloving crap out of.
Normally I'd let the security "escort" him out of the bar, but I just threw one back on reflex and put my weight into it. In the end it worked out pretty good with the exception of my hand being sore as sin and swollen.
So yeah I was olol to the cop and gloating.
One of those. God I hate those people. Its my birthday, I am allowed to do what I want. He was drunk after the two drinks as well right? I remember my first beer... It did nothing on my 21st. I would high5 you but I don't feel like driving and I might hurt your hand if you forget which one is in pain
I had someone actually pull of something terrible last night. I am running in one of the indoor/outdoor corridors in Havana and I put this guy down near one of the staircases. I back up and start reloading not paying attention to the points or signal or anything. He just lies there still in second chance and waits until I run by and shoots me at point blank range. I didn't even notice he was still alive. Easily my dumbest death.
Also, what is the consensus on the new maps? Yeah or nay? Is the zombie map any good?
One of those. God I hate those people. Its my birthday, I am allowed to do what I want. He was drunk after the two drinks as well right? I remember my first beer... It did nothing on my 21st. I would high5 you but I don't feel like driving and I might hurt your hand if you forget which one is in pain
Not only that but because its his birthday I'm supposed to feed him free drinks all day. You get a shot and thats if I'm feeling generous. I pay for the "free" bottle and so I chose how to feed it to people and how often asshat. Lets get it clear, you don't have tits and your attitude is getting you nowhere....Thus no free drinks.
I like to think that on his birthday I gave him a valuable gift of understanding. Mainly understanding that this isn't high school or whatever frat filled circle jerk of a college he attended and his "Brah" attitude doesn't get you anywhere nor does trying to intimidate me with any of his "boyz". I hope he notes that after he got dropped and I was up over the bar none of his "boyz" were willing to talk shit and immediately were apologizing and not helping him in any form, not a single on had the balls to have his back.
He wasn't drunk because I watered the shit out of his free drinks. He wanted free drinks for all five people becuase its his birthday and he's not a regular. I'll give them a round of watered down shit or him a normal shot, but when he makes it clear that I'm supposed to be feeding all of them free drinks then order something up or get the fuck out of my bar.
Protip: You want good service? You want free drinks? TIP THE FUCKING BARTENDER.
Totally just kidding. I know how things work. What is the point in you "working" if you are paying for everything anyway. You need to make a living. Being nice goes along way but honestly, the booze was bought by the bar, the bartender is willing to serve it to you without me actually doing anything, why the hell would I want it free as well when everything else is taken care of for me? Unless they are willing to deliver to my house so I don't have to get off the couch, haha.
Also, sounds like he needs new friends and that in the end his "friends" were actually just following. The b-day "brah" was the problem and the rest were just sheep, you knocked out the shepard and the cattle went into disarray. That would have been a site to behold.
Super Protip: Don't expect anything free. That way when something is, it is an AWESOME surprise.
Tibbly, do you own a bar or work in a bar? One day I'm going to turn up and be the rowdiest drunk you ever did serve (before you knock me out).
Work in a bar, came mighty close to owning one with an old friend of mine.
When I was back in highschool I used to work off the books stocking a bar owned by one of my buddies grandfather. He was planning on giving the bar to his grandson and me to run and pay off (by running it for him) but his wife of fifty some years developed some serious health issues and he sold the bar to pay for her medical bills. I don't have any gripes about it though I was mildly disappointed when that occured, but I understand why he did it and if it was me I would have done the same thing in a heartbeat.
But yeah I'm a bartender in a really shitty backwoods bar thats been robbed twice in the past year, had one shooting and stabbing in the past year, and also one car torched in that span of a year. I've been trying to get a gig at a better bar but everyone around here is pretty well booked and when they do hire they hire friends and family.
Don't like bartending, but its the only work really available around here and everything I'm qualified for I'm over qualified for...thus the managers will do everything they can to keep me from getting hired because I know more about the job then they do.
But yeah if you show up I doubt you'll be the drunkest person I've seen or the rowdiest because we usually have a barfight per every other night.
I don't expect a tip, no one tips anyhow but for me to give out free drinks I need to purchase the booze to be dolled out. I buy wholesale and just pickup bottles and label them and take them home with me just like all the other bartenders at this dive do. If I give you a free drink thats one that I paid for so a tip would be quite nice.
People don't go to a bar for the booze, they go for the atmosphere and to try to get laid, and then for the booze.
His "boyz" were the tipical jocky douchebags who don't actually have any balls once they notice that they're dealing with a sheepdog rather then a sheep. I didn't knock him out cold, came close though and he was down and not getting back up. I jumped the counter and was in full on brawl mode and the rest of them saw that despite the dress shirt I wasn't exactly a "small" fellow. At that point they knew that I wasn't just someone who was intimidated by them or was easy prey and I was ready and more then willing to get into it with them.
Hey, when you get the itch, you get the itch. I understand where you are coming from fully. I more or less replied because I know where you are coming and it makes me proud to be in a forum with someone else that hates those people (hence the high five).
edit: Yes, I am stroking your ego Seriously though, there are far too many people that would have let that go because it was his "birthday". Fuck that!
Hey, when you get the itch, you get the itch. I understand where you are coming from fully. I more or less replied because I know where you are coming and it makes me proud to be in a forum with someone else that hates those people (hence the high five).
I know and no ones mad with you, I was doing a broad answer covering a couple people at once.
Sorry, bored at work. Not a lot to do so a wonderful post that relates to people I hate makes the day wonderful. Literally sitting here, looking for apartments and refreshing myself on HTML. Why did I wake up this morning again?
I use Ghost and laugh about it. Remind me to make a "Second Chance = Pig Fucker" logo when I get home.
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DomhnallMinty D. Vision!ScotlandRegistered Userregular
edited March 2011
I use my ghost class when my team is really bad, the enemy keeps having spy planes up and we're losing. I was actually planning on making this an all famas prestige (a gun I haven't used much of) but I do love the steakout so. It's even better with SoH!
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Looked cool but all I could think was"you're jumping out of the plane and you only NOW tell him the mission?"
Dramatic statement and blah blah, but seriously.
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Also, I have never been more upset to pay for DLC than I was when I understood the entire width and breadth of the First Strike maps. I've seriously considered just deleting the DLC, even if I paid for it. Those maps are just no fun in comparison to the ones the game comes with.
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so we crushed him under your goddamn emblems you monsters
I got two problems with Berlin Wall.
First, they closed off this huge area of the map with those stupid turrets. Why not just leave it nice and open with no cover as a killzone for snipers so you're taking a risk by running the gauntlet?
Second, almost none of the action takes place anywhere near Checkpoint Charlie, which is the biggest map design fail in recorded history.
Anyway, moving on to weapons. Loving the PM63. Easily my best K/D average with any gun, nearly 4/1. Can I expect equally great things from the Spectre, but with a larger magazine, or does it have shitty sights or something else going on that's going to put me off it?
You had me at PM63 with larger mag and less recoil. I'm all over that shit. Mind, the PM63 doesn't actually need any attachment besides the extended mags, and the recoil is barely felt. But a version I can run with Suppressor and still have a decent mag without Warlord? Oh, yeah.
Will probably unlock my Commando on Friday, and not currently planning another prestige. Waiting until third prestige for another benefit beyond another chintsy emblem is kinda bullshit, IMO. Would make more sense to reward people who take the plunge on 2nd prestige, in an attempt to get them hooked. But what do I know?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRgz4PKIHC8
I can't believe this got glossed over. Minty you're an animal. That's some John Woo/Matrix shit there. Too bad there's isn't a backflip animation because that would have mad it even better.
3 frags awarded.
Also all I need is three first bloods for marathon pro. I think this was my least painful one since like prestige 5. Getting 4 caps in a game really helps.
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That was a backstab auburn? Jeeeeez.
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"Ghost=Pig Fucker" is one I threw together during the most recent dust up over Ghost. I actually really didn't like the way it turned out in-game, so I only ran it very briefly. But it did inspire my "Pig Fucker Fucking an Unhappy Pig" emblem, which I'm pretty happy (and also a bit guilty) about.
I'm going to be having some issues while playing games for awhile, yesterday I injured my hand and while I didn't break it I bruised the bone and its very tender so grasping a controller is a bit difficult.
Had a douchebag that just turned 21 get quite mouthy after I refused to serve him more then two drinks after him and his buddies started causing trouble in the bar, I told him that I reserved the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason and told him to take a hike and he threw a punch across the bar.
Free shots on the house while we waited for the cops and EMS to show up. Our security (also know as lazy bouncer) didn't even have to do anything because captain acrodouchy & bitch never learned how not to telegraph a punch or have a high guard. None of his buddies wanted to do the man dance with me though which was sad because its been awhile sense I've been in a good fight.
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Said man dance and didn't post the opening scene from the way of the gun? Shame on me.
Spoilered because its got Sarah Silverman and its offensive as sin so don't watch if that stuff gets your panties in a bunch
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I've got a smart mouth
If you have a smart mouth you tend to get your ass whipped...that is unless you have smarter fists. I learned pretty quick to have smarter fists then my mouth as to avoid getting slapped silly.
But yeah I was gloating the hell out of it because lets face it this kid was one of those people that you just want to beat the everloving crap out of.
Normally I'd let the security "escort" him out of the bar, but I just threw one back on reflex and put my weight into it. In the end it worked out pretty good with the exception of my hand being sore as sin and swollen.
So yeah I was olol to the cop and gloating.
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Also spas
Kopps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxc1pcJp3l4
Also damn auto-aim dragging me off track on the 3rd kill (the flashed guys). First round I've tried demolition since MW2, more fun then I recalled
Niiiice.
Someone needs to do a render of that Villa demolition game that size bailed on us midway through and we pulled the overtime victory out of our asses.
One of those. God I hate those people. Its my birthday, I am allowed to do what I want. He was drunk after the two drinks as well right? I remember my first beer... It did nothing on my 21st. I would high5 you but I don't feel like driving and I might hurt your hand if you forget which one is in pain
Minty: Best use of the ladder jump feature ever. I've pulled some lucky stuff with that little feature, but nothing so clearly awesome.
Also: The Terminator defends an objective
Yes it's a repost. It was called for. Deal with it. (And check those corners.)
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I was 18 when I knew my limit!
crazy yanks and your old newbies.
Also, what is the consensus on the new maps? Yeah or nay? Is the zombie map any good?
Not only that but because its his birthday I'm supposed to feed him free drinks all day. You get a shot and thats if I'm feeling generous. I pay for the "free" bottle and so I chose how to feed it to people and how often asshat. Lets get it clear, you don't have tits and your attitude is getting you nowhere....Thus no free drinks.
I like to think that on his birthday I gave him a valuable gift of understanding. Mainly understanding that this isn't high school or whatever frat filled circle jerk of a college he attended and his "Brah" attitude doesn't get you anywhere nor does trying to intimidate me with any of his "boyz". I hope he notes that after he got dropped and I was up over the bar none of his "boyz" were willing to talk shit and immediately were apologizing and not helping him in any form, not a single on had the balls to have his back.
He wasn't drunk because I watered the shit out of his free drinks. He wanted free drinks for all five people becuase its his birthday and he's not a regular. I'll give them a round of watered down shit or him a normal shot, but when he makes it clear that I'm supposed to be feeding all of them free drinks then order something up or get the fuck out of my bar.
Protip: You want good service? You want free drinks? TIP THE FUCKING BARTENDER.
hAmmONd IsnT A mAin TAnk
Totally just kidding. I know how things work. What is the point in you "working" if you are paying for everything anyway. You need to make a living. Being nice goes along way but honestly, the booze was bought by the bar, the bartender is willing to serve it to you without me actually doing anything, why the hell would I want it free as well when everything else is taken care of for me? Unless they are willing to deliver to my house so I don't have to get off the couch, haha.
Also, sounds like he needs new friends and that in the end his "friends" were actually just following. The b-day "brah" was the problem and the rest were just sheep, you knocked out the shepard and the cattle went into disarray. That would have been a site to behold.
Super Protip: Don't expect anything free. That way when something is, it is an AWESOME surprise.
Work in a bar, came mighty close to owning one with an old friend of mine.
When I was back in highschool I used to work off the books stocking a bar owned by one of my buddies grandfather. He was planning on giving the bar to his grandson and me to run and pay off (by running it for him) but his wife of fifty some years developed some serious health issues and he sold the bar to pay for her medical bills. I don't have any gripes about it though I was mildly disappointed when that occured, but I understand why he did it and if it was me I would have done the same thing in a heartbeat.
But yeah I'm a bartender in a really shitty backwoods bar thats been robbed twice in the past year, had one shooting and stabbing in the past year, and also one car torched in that span of a year. I've been trying to get a gig at a better bar but everyone around here is pretty well booked and when they do hire they hire friends and family.
Don't like bartending, but its the only work really available around here and everything I'm qualified for I'm over qualified for...thus the managers will do everything they can to keep me from getting hired because I know more about the job then they do.
But yeah if you show up I doubt you'll be the drunkest person I've seen or the rowdiest because we usually have a barfight per every other night.
I don't expect a tip, no one tips anyhow but for me to give out free drinks I need to purchase the booze to be dolled out. I buy wholesale and just pickup bottles and label them and take them home with me just like all the other bartenders at this dive do. If I give you a free drink thats one that I paid for so a tip would be quite nice.
People don't go to a bar for the booze, they go for the atmosphere and to try to get laid, and then for the booze.
His "boyz" were the tipical jocky douchebags who don't actually have any balls once they notice that they're dealing with a sheepdog rather then a sheep. I didn't knock him out cold, came close though and he was down and not getting back up. I jumped the counter and was in full on brawl mode and the rest of them saw that despite the dress shirt I wasn't exactly a "small" fellow. At that point they knew that I wasn't just someone who was intimidated by them or was easy prey and I was ready and more then willing to get into it with them.
edit: Yes, I am stroking your ego
I know and no ones mad with you, I was doing a broad answer covering a couple people at once.
I LOL'D.
volatile, clearly you need to equip blackbirds.
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