Mass Effect: Booty In-Spectre

Jordyn · March 2011

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE

ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE

ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE

I foooound you, Ms. New Booty

Get it together and bring it back to me

Hit Eternity, for about a month or two

put a probe on it, then see what you do.

Guys I need a name for my Mass Effect blog.

Also there's some DLC coming out sometime.

Also rap lyrics.

Romanian My Escutcheon · March 2011

Quads.

Framling · March 2011

Investigate

SLyM · March 2011

Framling wrote: »

Investigate

Bogey · March 2011

Jordyn, please post all of your lyrics here.

All of them.

Jordyn · March 2011

Oh god

that's gonna...

gimme a minute.

Bogey · March 2011

You can space them out.

All of them at once might kill me.

Jordyn · March 2011

Ooh baby a thresher maaaaww, ooh baby a thresher maaaaw. Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yeah, shimmy yay. Gimme a CAIN so I can blow it away. Off on a vanguard charge bonvoyage, home of the Krogan Clan Urdnot Squad.

If you wanna go and take a ride with me with two squadmates in the Mako from the Normandy, oh why do I drive this way? HEY JUST 'CAUSE IT'S FUNNY.

G'on with your big ass, gimme Cerberus lovin'. Tell your buff friend that THE PRIZE is for nothing. I'm Shep and I don't care what no one thinks, but let's head to Kasumi's room for some drinks

Last name: Spectre. First name: Greatest. Like a rabid varren boy, I ain't nothin' to play with.

Shooting shit on the Citadel, and telling that shop it's the one for me, when I've been saying that to them all, I want those fish forever mine, ever mine, ever mine..

You know the council is the same, no matter planet or race. They don't understand the Reapers are waiting in deep space. So to you, all the spectres all across the land, there's no need to argue, Council just don't understand.

Have you ever met a Turian you tried to date? But everytime you saw him he'd just calibrate. Let me tell a story of my situation, I was talking to this sniper from the Citadel station.

OH GARRUS YOOOOU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEED. BUT YOU SAY CAN IT WAIT A BIT? YOU SAY CAN IT WAIT A BIT?

With so much drama on the Normandy, it's kinda hard being N7 Spectre-y, but I somehow someway keep going on a kicking ass mission like every single day.

I don't know what they want from me, it's like the more eezo I come across, the more upgrades I need.

What's gon' be the outcome? Let's add up all the factors: You died, resurrected, your girl's a ho. You broke, ship ain't yours, and e'erybody know. You goin' to a death trap, you be like "So? I love all of my squadmates, I'll never let 'em go."

Go Shepard, it's your birthday, we gon' party like it's your birthday, gon' sip ice brandy like it's your birthday, and you know we don't even know when it's your birthday.

Garrus, Garrus, Garrus, Can't you see? Your calibrations hypnotize me. And I just love your snipey ways. Look at all the model ships I've made.

I'm sorry Samara, Oooooh, I am for real. Why'd I let your daughter join my crew? I shoudn't have picked her over you.

I'm sorry Samara, Ooooh. I am for real. She did that Ardat yak thing to me. Now I'm sexed to death as I can be.

So won't the real Shepard please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each interrupt.

Uh and I am kiiiinda slowly rewriting ALL of Eminem's Without Me, but it's not done yet.

But part of it is

"Sometimes, it just seems everybody only wants to e-mail me."

And

"The Council three won't let me be or let me be me so let me see, they try to shut me down on the Normandy."

Crowbawt · March 2011

Oh my.

Those are wonderful.

DrZiplock · March 2011

Kasumi is rapidly becoming one of my favorite squad mates to take out on missions.

Her dialogue is pretty funny/well written, she's fucking people up left and right and I dig that she's the only one that calls me "Shep".

Iron Weasel · March 2011

Jordyn wrote: »

Guys I need a name for my Mass Effect blog.

Probe Away.

DrZiplock · March 2011

Iron Weasel wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

Guys I need a name for my Mass Effect blog.

Probe Away.

The Calibration Station

Romanian My Escutcheon · March 2011

DrZiplock wrote: »

Iron Weasel wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

Guys I need a name for my Mass Effect blog.

Probe Away.

The Calibration Station

I've Had Enough of Your Disingenuous Assertions

Alternatively...

420 Punch Reporters Erryday

Retaba · March 2011

Disingenuous Assertions

DrZiplock · March 2011

Romanian My Escutcheon, Doxy wrote: »

DrZiplock wrote: »

Iron Weasel wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

Guys I need a name for my Mass Effect blog.

Probe Away.

The Calibration Station

I've Had Enough of Your Disingenuous Assertions

Alternatively...

420 Punch Reporters Erryday.

Gettin' Giddy with Garrus

Shepard's Fireside Chat

Heat-Sunk: Space Dating in the Space Age

Solar · March 2011

I appreciate that OP Jordyn

well done

Bogey · March 2011

DrZiplock wrote: »

Romanian My Escutcheon, Doxy wrote: »

DrZiplock wrote: »

Iron Weasel wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

Guys I need a name for my Mass Effect blog.

Probe Away.

The Calibration Station

I've Had Enough of Your Disingenuous Assertions

Alternatively...

420 Punch Reporters Erryday.

Gettin' Giddy with Garrus

Shepard's Fireside Chat

Heat-Sunk: Space Dating in the Space Age

Renegade Interrupt

Wrench N Rockets · March 2011

For your OP

Kevin Crist · March 2011

Ah yes, "a Blog"

Romanian My Escutcheon · March 2011

DrZiplock wrote: »

Romanian My Escutcheon, Doxy wrote: »

DrZiplock wrote: »

Iron Weasel wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

Guys I need a name for my Mass Effect blog.

Probe Away.

The Calibration Station

I've Had Enough of Your Disingenuous Assertions

Alternatively...

420 Punch Reporters Erryday.

Gettin' Giddy with Garrus

Shepard's Fireside Chat

Heat-Sunk: Space Dating in the Space Age

Legion's Lascivious Luxury Lecture.

BlankZoe · March 2011

My Favorite Blog on the Citadel

DrZiplock · March 2011

Rear Facing Forward Battery

Jordyn · March 2011

t Wrench :winky:

Crowbawt · March 2011

BLOG ENTRIES EVERYWHERE.

Solar · March 2011

"You're working to hard, so why not read this blog?"

Crowbawt · March 2011

Put more of the blog in the thing more blog goes in.

TankHammer · March 2011

That reminds me that Shepard needs to be drunk a lot more in ME3.

I'm another proponent of the game starting up with Shep and his/her remaining crew at a bar either celebrating their success or mourning their fallen comrades.

Y'know, a nice build-up before a door blows-open and shit gets crazy.

Maybe TIM decides that he can take on the Reapers without Shepard's help now,

either because he has the Collector base or because Shepard screwed him over by destroying it.

Anyway, that just means Shepard is a loose end that needs to be eliminated so he/she'll be out of the way.

Kwoaru · March 2011

Maybe he flips a switch and your face starts to melt at the party/funeral and that's how you get to choose your face and class again

Weaver · March 2011

thefemalecamp.com

FlatEric · March 2011

Some people made a big deal out of Bayonetta's butt when that game released.

I maintain that it is in fact Miranda who possesses the noteworthy backside.

Kuribo's Shoe · March 2011

snide insinuations

Weaver · March 2011

Crowbawt wrote: »

Put more of the blog in the thing more blog goes in.

you're going places

Caulk Bite 6 · March 2011

okay, most impressed by the rewriting of the "without me" lyrics (because most of the other songs were not immediately apparent to me, aside from a few obvious ones), but that butt shot in the op is something else.

Specifically for the "Investigate".

Framling · March 2011

Jordyn wrote: »

To the tune of Shimmy Shimmy Ya - ODB wrote:

Ooh baby a thresher maaaaww
ooh baby a thresher maaaaw

Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yeah, shimmy yay
Gimme a CAIN so I can blow it away
Off on a vanguard charge bonvoyage
home of the Krogan Clan Urdnot Squad.

To the tune of Ride With Me - Nelly wrote:

If you wanna go and take a ride with me,
with two squadmates in the Mako from the Normandy,
oh why do I drive this way?
HEY JUST 'CAUSE IT'S FUNNY.

To the tune of Stand Up - Ludacris wrote:

G'on with your big ass, gimme Cerberus lovin'.
Tell your buff friend that THE PRIZE is for nothing.
I'm Shep and I don't care what no one thinks,
but let's head to Kasumi's room for some drinks

To the tune of Forever - Drake wrote:

Last name: Spectre. First name: Greatest.
Like a rabid varren boy, I ain't nothin' to play with.

[...]

Shooting shit on the Citadel,
and telling that shop it's the one for me,
when I've been saying that to them all,
I want those fish forever mine, ever mine, ever mine..

To the tune of Parents Just Don't Understand - Will Smith wrote:

You know the council is the same, no matter planet or race.
They don't understand the Reapers are waiting in deep space.
So to you, all the spectres all across the land,
there's no need to argue, Council just don't understand.

To the tune of Just a Friend - Biz Markie wrote:

Have you ever met a Turian you tried to date?
But everytime you saw him he'd just calibrate.
Let me tell a story of my situation,
I was talking to this sniper from the Citadel station.

OH GARRUS YOOOOU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEED.
BUT YOU SAY CAN IT WAIT A BIT?
YOU SAY CAN IT WAIT A BIT?

To the tune of Gin and Juice - Snoop Doggy Dogg wrote:

With so much drama on the Normandy,
it's kinda hard being N7 Spectre-y,
but I somehow someway keep going on a kicking ass mission like every single day.

To the tune of Mo Money Mo Problems - Notorious B.I.G. wrote:

I don't know what they want from me,
it's like the more eezo I come across, the more upgrades I need.

To the tune of Party Up - DMX wrote:

What's gon' be the outcome? Let's add up all the factors:
You died, resurrected, your girl's a ho.
You broke, ship ain't yours, and e'erybody know.
You goin' to a death trap, you be like "So?
I love all of my squadmates, I'll never let 'em go."

To the tune of In Da Club - 50 Cent wrote:

Go Shepard, it's your birthday,
we gon' party like it's your birthday,
gon' sip ice brandy like it's your birthday,
and you know we don't even know when it's your birthday.

To the tune of Hypnotize - Notorious B.I.G. wrote:

Garrus, Garrus, Garrus, Can't you see?
Your calibrations hypnotize me. And I just love your snipey ways.
Look at all the model ships I've made.

To the tune of Miss Jackson - Outkast wrote:

I'm sorry Samara, Oooooh, I am for real.
Why'd I let your daughter join my crew?
I shoudn't have picked her over you.

I'm sorry Samara, Ooooh. I am for real.
She did that Ardat yak thing to me.
Now I'm sexed to death as I can be.

To the tune of The Real Slim Shady - Eminem wrote:

So won't the real Shepard please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each interrupt.

Uh and I am kiiiinda slowly rewriting ALL of Eminem's Without Me, but it's not done yet.

But part of it is

"Sometimes, it just seems everybody only wants to e-mail me."

And

"The Council three won't let me be or let me be me so let me see, they try to shut me down on the Normandy."