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I found some flares

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited March 2011 in Social Entropy++
So I was walkin' home from class just now, listening to a podcast about operas and smoking a cigarette

And, as I walk, I happen upon a little stack of three industrial strength flares for construction work at night. One was already open so I took the other two.

it is literally one of these

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what should I do with these

I am thinking fire

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Smoke it.

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oWAb5NVALw

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    stick it up ya butt

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    stick it up ya butt

    i could use it to simultaneously light farts and penetrate me sexually

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Trick cigar prank.

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Pretend you are Nick Cage and get a top a building. Then stab yourself with adrenaline prior to igniting.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Quit your job angrily. On your way out, light one and throw it over your shoulder. Walk away in slow motion as the building is engulfed in flames.

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Lay it in the street and see if people avoid driving past it

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Quit your job angrily. On your way out, light one and throw it over your shoulder. Walk away in slow motion as the building is engulfed in flames.

    In the unfocused background the vague shape of his boss, engulfed in flames, falls out the 5th story window.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    and this is why you don't leave shit lying around a construction zone.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Save it in case of an emergency at sea.

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Liiya that is much too practical.

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Save it in case of a forum emergency.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Have a child.

    Wait two years.
    Best cake ever.

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Put it back. Because just because you found it doesn't mean it is yours.

    Thief.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    GRMike wrote: »
    Put it back. Because just because you found it doesn't mean it is yours.

    Thief.

    Man those things are all over the place in Deus Ex and I picked up every damn one I found, just because I could, even though I never did use them
    Yeah if it's clear where they came from you should probably return them

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm calling the police

    hooligan

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    Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    Burn the living shit out of the pigeon stuck in the lightwell outside my window. That fucker will not let me get any goddamn sleep.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Stick it in a bucket full of bees.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    ITT life is an 80s-90s adventure game where you pick up everything you find and use it on everything else until something works

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    tell everyone it's a slow motion firework

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Save it for 4th of July.
    Or go camping with it.
    Or, bday cake.

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    Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    Stick it in a bucket full of bees.

    Ahaha oh god! I hope that thread was archived.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
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    TheClarksterTheClarkster Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    We found a few in an alley once, so we convinced one of our friends to light them and juggle them.

    that was an amusing 3 seconds

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    walk around with them until someone fires an IR-guided missile at you, then use them as a countermeasure

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    TheClarkster wrote: »
    We found a few in an alley once, so we convinced one of our friends to light them and juggle them.

    that was an amusing 3 seconds

    Your friend sounds like one bright individual

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    TheClarkster wrote: »
    We found a few in an alley once, so we convinced one of our friends to light them and juggle them.

    that was an amusing 3 seconds

    Your friend sounds like one bright individual

    I'm sure his display was over in a flash.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    If you must keep them, start a heavy metal band and only do one song because that's all you have pyrotechnics for, and you'll be damned if you're going to play or sing without a light show

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    man did anyone else play this shit

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Campion wrote: »
    Liiya that is much too practical.

    Is it? Oh. Er, put it in a cake as a really big birthday candle!

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Now you're getting wild!

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Heath and safety be dammed.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Stupid Mister Whoopsie Name wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Stick it in a bucket full of bees.

    Ahaha oh god! I hope that thread was archived.

    I don't think it was. Who was it that started that thread anyway? Talon?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    Heath and safety be dammed.

    You're living on the edge.

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Liiya has tucked her Red Cross Safety Guide back into its proper drawer and is now ready to party.

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    redhead wrote: »
    man did anyone else play this shit

    My dad wrote the music for one of those.

    This one, specifically.

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Strap them to your chest with a watch. Walk into a bank trying to find someone and yell "LISTEN UP THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A SECOND"

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    SLyM wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    man did anyone else play this shit

    My dad wrote the music for one of those.

    This one, specifically.

    that's the one i played obsessively for like years when i was a kid! holy shit that owns. i have probably heard SO MUCH of your dad's music

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