Sup, gentiles, I have a confession to make, I have a ballbusting fetish & I'm seemingly the only person who likes getting kicked in the balls in my city and entire metropolitan area. That in itself is not the problem. The problem is that it doesn't seem like there are any chicks around where I live who like kicking guys in the balls. So ever since I was about 13, I have been unable to find any girls who are into ballbusting.
I'm an adult now, and I still can't find anyone to kick me. I tried finding people in high school (and before that, 7th & 8th grade), I tried finding people at work, but still no one, I even tried the internet, but seemingly no chicks are willing, and since I don't just go around asking random people, it's almost impossible to find someone to kick me. I guess I could act like a total douche bag, but I'm too nice for that. Ask me anything.
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edit - wait that's not right at all
that's a pretty strange fetish man
you could probably find someone to kick you in the nuts if you really wanted to though
that's better
also weren't you banned from making threads?
this is an interesting thread
Hey, I'm an engineer during the day.
speaking of which, if you need me to design you a ball-kicking machine...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz6DoJf5_fk
with some minor modifications...
I can't imagine the trait gets passed on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcLvllZZAS0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enMHuIkGaiQ
shit, I never thought of it that way. I could be making the problem worse!
the second one is the most awkward thing