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I wish I could find a girl to kick me in the balls

Cmdr SheppardCmdr Sheppard __BANNED USERS regular
edited March 2011 in Social Entropy++
Sup, gentiles, I have a confession to make, I have a ballbusting fetish & I'm seemingly the only person who likes getting kicked in the balls in my city and entire metropolitan area. That in itself is not the problem. The problem is that it doesn't seem like there are any chicks around where I live who like kicking guys in the balls. So ever since I was about 13, I have been unable to find any girls who are into ballbusting.

I'm an adult now, and I still can't find anyone to kick me. I tried finding people in high school (and before that, 7th & 8th grade), I tried finding people at work, but still no one, I even tried the internet, but seemingly no chicks are willing, and since I don't just go around asking random people, it's almost impossible to find someone to kick me. I guess I could act like a total douche bag, but I'm too nice for that. Ask me anything.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39CRw7zH_2A

    edit - wait that's not right at all

    that's a pretty strange fetish man

    you could probably find someone to kick you in the nuts if you really wanted to though

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I can put on a wig and kick you in the nuts.

    also weren't you banned from making threads?

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'll do it!

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    This

    this is an interesting thread

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Finding a non-professional to help you out is probably going to be a little difficult.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    mcp wrote: »
    Finding a non-professional to help you out is probably going to be a little difficult.

    Hey, I'm an engineer during the day.

    speaking of which, if you need me to design you a ball-kicking machine...

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    I bet you could build a machine to do it.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    where do you live, commander

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    What a shame.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    mcp wrote: »
    Finding a non-professional to help you out is probably going to be a little difficult.

    Hey, I'm an engineer during the day.

    speaking of which, if you need me to design you a ball-kicking machine...
    If you attached the leg of a real doll, it might be a good simulation.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    I bet you could build a machine to do it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz6DoJf5_fk

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  • iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    You could visit the comic edits thread.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i really want to find a nice girl who'll let me pee on her feet

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    with some minor modifications...

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    my goodness

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    this will be our only chance to study the ballbusting paraphiliacs

    I can't imagine the trait gets passed on

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    serious post why don't you look up a dominatrix or something

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  • iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The few who do reproduce would create spawn with incredible constitutions.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    I want a girl with a mind like a diamond

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  • Cmdr SheppardCmdr Sheppard __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The few who do reproduce would create spawn with incredible constitutions.

    shit, I never thought of it that way. I could be making the problem worse!

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011


    the second one is the most awkward thing

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    actually no they're both the most awkward thing, together

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    That shit ain't appropriate to be postin', sir.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    vulneraballs

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    commander sheppard is all about the kicking of the balls and the handguns on college campuses

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