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It's that time, Canada

DangerousDangerous Registered User regular
edited March 2011 in Social Entropy++
Time to RRRRRROLL UP THE RIM

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If some punk kid hasn't rolled it up already.

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This could be you.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0BwH5Fkkig

If you're some kind of moron, there's also instructions for you.


All right fellow canooks, what have you won so far?

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    This is the best thread.

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    DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    A classmate of mine screamed with excitement and interrupted a project review critique because she rolled up her rim and won a muffin.

    So fucking excited about that free muffin.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    my mom won a bike when i was 14

    she sold it

    it wasn't a very good bike

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    We have tim hortons in NW ohio.

    Too bad I don't think this comes down here.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I've never actually purchased anything from tim horton's

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Uriel wrote: »
    We have tim hortons in NW ohio.

    Too bad I don't think this comes down here.

    Some in and around Dayton, too.

    I'm not driving up there for coffee and donuts, though. I gots a greasy diner in the ghetto and some 30 something hippy stoner bakery for that.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jesus Christ, Canada.

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    DangerousDangerous Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    my mom won a bike when i was 14

    she sold it

    it wasn't a very good bike

    Aw man, I always wanted the bike. An old man down the street won it one year. He didn't even ride it. :(

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    what is tim hortons

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2011
    What the fuck is tim horton's

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Framling wrote: »
    Jesus Christ, Canada.

    this is pretty much the height of our cultural sophistication

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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Why isn't there a Tim's in Los Angeles? Preferably 2 blocks away from my apartment.

    If I could open up a franchise in Los Angeles, I would in a heartbeat. It would make a freaking killing.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    what is tim hortons
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    What the fuck is tim horton's

    Canadian Dunkin' Donuts

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    DangerousDangerous Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    PROTIP: When you win a free coffee it can be any size! Get an extra large and share it to be super cool. Also you can get a hot chocolate instead.

    You're welcome.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Bring me this... Tim Horton.

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    So, is this, like, the Canadian version of the McDonalds Monopoly game?

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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Tim Horton's is like a Dunkin Donuts. God I wish LA had a Dunkin Donuts too. I would weigh all of the pounds.

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    We have tim hortons in NW ohio.

    Too bad I don't think this comes down here.

    Some in and around Dayton, too.

    I'm not driving up there for coffee and donuts, though. I gots a greasy diner in the ghetto and some 30 something hippy stoner bakery for that.

    Fortunately for me thats like 5 minutes from home

    still probably won't do it

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    what is tim hortons
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    What the fuck is tim horton's

    Canadian Dunkin' Donuts

    Fuck that

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    oh man, i love dunkin donuts

    medium coffee and a blueberry muffin for breakfast

    so good

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I won a donut.

    I wonder if anyone has ever won the car or tv prizes.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    All restaurants are taco bell.

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    DangerousDangerous Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    won a dozen donuts 8-)

    Fuckin' ace. All I won so far this year is a coffee. Fingers crossed for a barbecue though.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    On this note, I'm going to Krispy Kreme. Fuck all of you rotten people.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    GUYS GUYS MY MOM BROUGHT ME HOME A HOT CHOCOLATE

    AND I WON

    A FREE COOKIE

    fffffffffffffffuck yes
    Caulk Bite 6 wrote: »
    I won a donut.

    I wonder if anyone has ever won the car or tv prizes.

    I won a Burger King promotion once. I won a video game for the 360. I had to send a letter off to Mexico and I was like fuck that and gave it to some kid in line.

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    DangerousDangerous Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    GUYS GUYS MY MOM BROUGHT ME HOME A HOT CHOCOLATE

    AND I WON

    A FREE COOKIE

    fffffffffffffffuck yes

    Fucking high five to you brosef! :D

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    It should be noted that Canada also has Dunkin Donuts. So Tim Horton's transcends your petty descriptions

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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I won a new caaaaaarrrrrrdboard cup :(

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    although really

    country style has an infinitely higher chance of winning with their roll up the rim knockoff

    I've won maybe two dozen coffees, a bunch of cookies, donuts, and breakfast sandwiches. I put the odds of winning something at around 65%

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    the Canadian government was concerned about the morale of our troops in Afghanistan

    so

    we sent over a lil somethin' somethin'

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    that's a mobile tim hortons, complete with its own mini-bakery and stuff

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    DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    Didn't they open a New York location a year or two ago?

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    DangerousDangerous Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    My cousin actually works at a Tim Horton's in Afghanistan. That's not her in the picture though.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    There's like six Tim Hortons on York University and one of them always has a lineup that triples over on itself

    I don't understand why you wouldn't take the time you would wait in line and just use that time to walk to the one like ten minutes away where there is no line.

    Maybe the goods are fresher???

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    There's like six Tim Hortons on York University and one of them always has a lineup that triples over on itself

    I don't understand why you wouldn't take the time you would wait in line and just use that time to walk to the one like ten minutes away where there is no line.

    Maybe the goods are fresher???

    IF I GET OUT OF LINE SOMEONE WILL TAKE MY SPOT

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Yeah but if you wait in line you have to stare at all the FAIR TRADE NOT FREE TRADE NAFTA IS MURDER posters that hippies taped up

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    DangerousDangerous Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I've almost been in a traffic accident a few times because there's a Tim's with a drivethrough along the main drag in town. In the morning it backs up so far that it reaches out into the street, and people are still trying to get across 2 lanes of traffic to get in the line-up.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dangerous wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    won a dozen donuts 8-)

    Fuckin' ace. All I won so far this year is a coffee. Fingers crossed for a barbecue though.

    spoiler, you are not going to win a bbq

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    actually NAFTA has been that bad for Mexico, so uh

    nobody gives a shit, hippie

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    actually NAFTA has been that bad for Mexico, so uh

    Well thank God someone put a poster up in impact font, that's going to fix everything.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i can't take Impact seriously as a font anymore

    it's the font of 4chan memes and cat macros

    anyone trying to get a serious message across with Impact might as well have used Papyrus or Comic Sans

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