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I love driving long distance as the driver but passenger is the worst. My max has been 18 hours. Also Hydroxycut is a great thing to take once you get sleepy!
That sounds good, but it is a little difficult to do it. I have similar experience.
Seriously, my wife and I did 24 hours from Northern Virginia to Fort Hood, TX a few years ago.
also smoking a cig about every half hour
but i loooove long car rides anyway
cocaine. energy drinks
dont get your dick sucked unless you smoke afterwards
The journey home has been just that. A goddamned fiesta of weird and the injured, and late night carnie fuck-smell. A journey of boredom and short pangs of fear.
Matt and Lindsay dropped me off at a greasy bus stop. There were five people with various broken bones and limbs clad in casts and what have you. And there I met a crackhead named Thomas who had the neat idea of doing some crack before getting on a loaded bus. His decision was to put himself far away from the crackrocks by traveling cross country on his pop's dime to a hospital that may or may not treat him.
He wouldn't stop eyeing me the whole of a day. Naturally I did not sleep.
The night he left, we were past a bunch of transfers and went to get some hot food. We were at some bowling alley in bumfuck when after eating a burger one customer described as "Fuck you, I want my money back. This bun is stale and all you put on was a slice of old cheese", I headed out for a smoke. Captain Tank Top came out to greet me and the guy I bummed a few smokes to across the stops.
Captain Tank Top comes out. Apparently he is a regular of the bowling alley, constantly challenging teenagers to fistfights and succeeding while piss fucking drunk and mumbling. Uncle Fuck Mumble mumbled something to me about where we were from.
To which I replied "All over, man. Me, I'm coming from Northwest."
"Splah fichnin sum guhd schit?"
To which I thought he meant "Ya'll fixing fer some good shit?" I thought he was trying to sell me dope or something, so of course I wanted to see where this went.
He loudened his voice and spat out a more coherent phrase "Ya'll think you're hot shit?"
"Uhhhhh...what man?"
"yehh, i see that loog on yaface. you...you jaint nofin"
"Yeah. That's me. What do you do, man?"
"gime ah legtrishun. work ground here. me, i mag moneh. jew. jew ain nofin"
He starts stumbling closer and I start towards the bus looking back carefully while weighing out shithead options should I need to do something cruel to an angry drunk so I can get the fuck out of here in the least amount of time possible.
He extends his hand for a handshake. This went against everything my dad taught me about crazy drunks, but I had to do a thang. Shook his hand and smiled a crazed monkey smile at him, baring my teeth and bad road breath.
The jerk left, looking for other late night endeavours of the flaccid variety.
The following day was rather uneventful. My knees ached. I survived on gas station food, McDonalds, The Pogues and reading that Steinbeck novel Matt borrowed me.
Then two dudes got their dicks sucked simultaneously like an hour ago.
This black couple and this white couple were two sets of seats apart but apparently all on the same page. How someone could wrap their lips around a penis and extend it so greatly down the throat that there are audible spits and flecks of spittle hitting the ground amidst the smells of baby shit, a broken bus toilet and hearing the screams of their babies is beyond me. They need to bottle that shit and weaponize it.
The black girl's baby was sleeping when all of the sudden she woke up and started climbing feet first down the seat. She started strangling herself on accident when she slid down throat first into the elbow rest. I was listening to some Mastodon when I looked down and saw the baby doing some sort of cruel exercise routine. I yanked the elbow rest up and roused the mother from the blowjob, telling her that her kid nearly strangled herself.
you are so goddamn adorable
I also give hella road head (just ask NaS)
y'all step off
It's a 4 hour drive. There are two exits the whole time. It's almost entirely straight and there's vast, open fields on either side of the highway.
People crash there because crashing is more exciting than driving on that road.
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eat shit
he had time to spare and everything
including Cairns to Brisbane 21 hours non-stop
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i ought to hide the thing, it's like fucking lifetime television for women on this shit
This sounds like the most fun.
Though I think that if I actually did this I would have to spend long stretches of time playing my gameboy and not talking to anyone.
oke now we definately have to meet up sometime dude :-)
I'm still scraping stuff off the dashboard.
Oh man, now I feel bad for being a bad driver unable to drive stick. That was an awesome road trip though. Beautiful scenery and good company, what more do you need?
Its easy! When the car sounds crank you change up a gear. When it stalls and you roll backwards you take note! And next time you're in a similar situation you gear down. Done.
It is not that easy really, but my driving lessons are going good, I will be ready for test soon.
I wanna take a ride on yo disco stick
EDIT: oooh, good luck liiya!
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Probably! But I don't have the confident for it haha
So stick is probably not for me!
I much prefer driving an automatic 90% of the time but every now and then a stick is fun. Fuck driving a stick in the city though. Fuck that right off.
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I didnt mind, I love driving.
That was a good drive and I cant wait to be state side again to hang out with all you folks.
Steam
That was a good idea, Raijin, you are probably a natural at driving by the sounds of it!
It's 1400kms or so and my father would do it as the only driver because my mother only drives her car within twenty kms of their home.
Satans..... hints.....
I suck at long drives though. Once it gets dark I have the hardest time staying awake behind the wheel. The only thing that helps when I get like that is to keep drinking soda.
So, one time while driving from Florida to Indiana, I was pounding those little juice things called Hugs. It was after midnight and I was struggling.
I drank at least 10 of them in an hour because I really wanted to get through Atlanta before I stopped for the night. Halfway through I had to pee...I mean, I had to pee now. So I find an exit off of I-75 in the middle of Atlanta looking for a gas station.
There are no gas stations at this exit. Instead I stumble on what must be on of the wealthiest parts of the city. Palatial gated mansions all over the place.
I had reached my limit though so I pulled over and ended up pissing on some bushes in front of one of the biggest and nicest houses I've ever seen.
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You should see me hit the apex on the way to work.
I go up the footpath.
Satans..... hints.....
Made the trip from San Diego to Ft Worth on leave a couple of times. Now I make the trip from San Antonio to Ft Worth about once a month.
The only problem with long drives is how much the vehicle smells like an awful mix of coffee, farts and gas station snacks afterward (not so much on a 5 hour drive, but on a 20 hour one--holy fuck).
Best thing I have found to stay awake if you are traveling in pairs or a group is the name game. Works better than coffee.
Most I've done is about 5 hours.
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