the joke is Vivixenne is apparently the absolute worst about the thing she is currently decrying
really, it just depends on the day
some days I'm all "yeah I look pretty good"
other days I'm all "holy wow I look pretty damn hot today"
most other days though I'm all "goddamn look at the eczema scars and your big fat face and the weird breakout you have going on your forehead and while you're at it punch yourself in the nose, that might make it smaller, and suck in your damn tummy and maybe you should keep your arms clamped firmly at your sides so that they don't jiggle but wait when you do that it just makes them look super HUGE and what the fuck is up with your ugly-ass feet and" etc etc etc
those other days Blake mostly just smiles and nods and makes gentle cooing noises
right this second I am having a pretty good day, so I'm all "yeah, I'm kinda pretty, s'coo"
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edited March 2011
during AusPAX some of the gang went to a strip club, Blake and I among them
these strippers were all hot in their own ways; nice bodies, nice parts of bodies, etc, though I should acknowledge that I was only truly impressed with the pole-dancing ability of just one of them
faces were okay, nothing head-turning (apart from the fact that the face was right above a naked body)
and can I just say
those women know how to work what they have, and it's got nothing to do with the fact that their bodies look a certain way... it's that their bodies are being PRESENTED a certain way
they act sexy, they work what works on their body to make themselves LOOK sexy, and by golly you start believing it
do you know what actually helped me feel better about my body
you will never believe this
but
strippers
I have never actually seen a real stripper. When we went to New York on a field trip for class someone made a joke that we should go get an early dinner at a strip club and I got all excited since I've never been.
But Langly glared at us from on high and declared no.
Freaking voice of reason.
Edit: But now it seems like I really need to go. For educational purposes.
I'm the one that looks like he's looking at a different camera. And when zoomed into the big picture, has his pupils looking in a completely opposite direction then the way his head is facing
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Nooo!
No punches please. Slaps are okay though.
really, it just depends on the day
some days I'm all "yeah I look pretty good"
other days I'm all "holy wow I look pretty damn hot today"
most other days though I'm all "goddamn look at the eczema scars and your big fat face and the weird breakout you have going on your forehead and while you're at it punch yourself in the nose, that might make it smaller, and suck in your damn tummy and maybe you should keep your arms clamped firmly at your sides so that they don't jiggle but wait when you do that it just makes them look super HUGE and what the fuck is up with your ugly-ass feet and" etc etc etc
those other days Blake mostly just smiles and nods and makes gentle cooing noises
right this second I am having a pretty good day, so I'm all "yeah, I'm kinda pretty, s'coo"
When I'm naked I start prodding at things and frowning.
that is easily my hottest moment
then I eat like a peanut and then HEYO PREGGO FATTY MCWHALEBUTT
Haha. Maybe that's my problem. I take my showers at night.
you will never believe this
but
strippers
these strippers were all hot in their own ways; nice bodies, nice parts of bodies, etc, though I should acknowledge that I was only truly impressed with the pole-dancing ability of just one of them
faces were okay, nothing head-turning (apart from the fact that the face was right above a naked body)
and can I just say
those women know how to work what they have, and it's got nothing to do with the fact that their bodies look a certain way... it's that their bodies are being PRESENTED a certain way
they act sexy, they work what works on their body to make themselves LOOK sexy, and by golly you start believing it
it's all in the attitude, and it's shit-hot
I have never actually seen a real stripper. When we went to New York on a field trip for class someone made a joke that we should go get an early dinner at a strip club and I got all excited since I've never been.
But Langly glared at us from on high and declared no.
Freaking voice of reason.
Edit: But now it seems like I really need to go. For educational purposes.
Who is with me?!
don't go to a sleazy one
I have been to a crappy one before and let me tell you, those girls were mostly just getting naked with none of the sexy
DUH.
Thanks!
Kiko snapped 3, but the middle one has my eyes closed so it doesn't count.
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Generally, yes.
edit:
when adding Langly please made this his body
ahahahaha oh man, if someone did that, I would love them.
did you go to school in ohio?
I did not.
then I must find my evil twin and murder him.
This picture's use to me is severely diminished by a lack of names.
how many megajoules
that bowling picture is decidedly low res
you are
I met you! We consumed bbq pork product together at the same table. Good times.
. . . Your head is cut off, dummy
I will only photochop faces. Deal w it
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He did.
And I was a sad panda.