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Dino guzzling, toxin spewing money pits! What do YOU drive [NSF56k/bicycles]

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    Yessssssssssssssssssss

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    SnowblindvictimSnowblindvictim Flying casual Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    Watch out ladies

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Yeah numbers is right, the 4wds that range rover have been putting out lately are fantastically utilitarian looking.

    How utilitarian they actually are I have no idea because I have only ever seen them in the city.

    Even the super expensive "Rolls Royce of the 4WD world" Range Rovers are fantastic off-road, as long as you put decent off-road tyres on them. But in terms of ability heirarchy, the better a Rover is on road, the worse it is off-road.

    So, from mud-plugger to boulevard queen, it goes:

    Defender
    Discovery
    Range Rover Vogue
    Freelander
    Range Rover Sport
    Range Rover Evoque.

    A diesel Defender 90 will climb up a fucking tree if you try...

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    Yessssssssssssssssssss

    Much as I love Focii, the Megane RS250 trophee (jeebus that's a stupid name) is just too quick around a track...

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    One of those won't fall apart after driving off the lot.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Neither of them is American, so I don't know what you're talking about...

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    No no, American cars rust.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I've got an ancient defender, the thing is indestructable. That said it's a real pain in the arse to try and drive long distances in

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    risumonrisumon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    In college I worked at a Wendy's, mostly got stuck in the drive thru window. Totally had dudes come through with porn playing in their car.

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Ive heard great things about the older Defenders. Right up there with Cherokees and FJ40s. That list might be the other way around depending on which side of the Atlantic you're on.

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Yeah the one irritating thing about this thread is even when we write the same brand car with the same brand model we might not be talking about the same car.

    Also I would really love a cheap car that can get everywhere and is reliable for the company, since the company will focus on IT support/services in peoples home instead of them having to drive all the way to town.

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    AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    another cook at the restaurant i work at just got his license. he frequently talks about how much he loves driving stoned, and regaled us with the story about how he 'made it through a police roadblock' while driving stoned and without a license by doing a quick turn down an alley

    he's buying a used mazda with his next paycheque, which he plans to 'pimp out' with some tuning and sweet rims, 21 inch of course bro

    people often ask me why i don't drive

    sometimes i just laugh

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Punch him.

    And don't ever stop.

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    noobertnoobert Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'd fucking love a VW R36 or a Holden SSV Sports Wagon or even a Subaru Liberty (Legacy for you yanks) GT Wagon.

    Wagons are the best.

    Is there a Mazda 6 MPS Wagon? Cos one of those would also be awesome.

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    there was a Mazda 6 Speed a few years ago, not sure if there was a wagon version or not. It even had AWD! Great car, friend of mine has one. They only made it for one year.

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    skoda octavia RS motherbitches

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    fffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagon

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    are you being grumpy 'cuz of the withdrawl stothi?

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    haha no

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    goodie then <3

    you don't like wagons. that's cool.

    wait a minute, neither did i until a few years ago. i'm turning into an old fart send help.

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Man I got my new audio head but best buy and frys want a ton of money to install it/replace the old one

    And I need them to do it because seemingly the civic requires near dismantling to get the factory head out :(

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Quintessential australian wagon:
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    I wouldn't mind getting an old HQ or WB sandman. I have enough cars at the moment but, dunno if I have the time to give one the work that it would need

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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Must be nice to have too much money

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TshFWSsrn8

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Ledneh wrote: »
    Man I got my new audio head but best buy and frys want a ton of money to install it/replace the old one

    And I need them to do it because seemingly the civic requires near dismantling to get the factory head out :(

    It's not that hard. It's just time intensive. I'm sure if you google you car make they'll have pretty detailed instructions.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Tef wrote: »
    Quintessential australian wagon:
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    I wouldn't mind getting an old HQ or WB sandman. I have enough cars at the moment but, dunno if I have the time to give one the work that it would need

    I want one of these in show-winning condition, full custom leather interior, 502 cube 8/71 blown bent eight in it...

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    70's pimp mobile that can run 10 second quarters...

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I saw a Tesla Roadster today, parked on a busy street,

    "Holy shit this thing is really goddamn sexy"

    "What the hell is it doing in my crap neighborhood?"

    I wanted to look at it a little longer but I thought I looked weird just standing there.

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    Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I checked the resale value on the 2003 Dodge Neon and it looks like i'm going to be sticking with this car till the shitbox Chrysler automatic transmission goes and takes the rest of the car with it.

    So I treated myself to some bitchin roof racks and installed an iPod adapter into the stock stereo. It turns out that Chrysler used the same radio is every car for about 4 years and my existing unit had CD changer controls. A little box that tricks the radio into thinking it has a CD changer, and boom, no more FM adapters.

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    This glorious event also happened today

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    heh, boobs....

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    SpudgeSpudge Witty comments go next to this blue dot thingyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    We may be getting an upgrade! From a 1998 Ram 1500 5.9 to a 2008 Ford F-250 6.4 PowerStroke

    I'm not the hugest fan of Fords but for the right price (currently $1200) I'll take it. Plus getting 17-20 on the highway sounds much better

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The Ford E-350 that my dad has for work threw a rod right through the oil pan this morning. We were about 20 minutes from home and it started to miss, but it has missed before due to a dirty MAF sensor, so we thought nothing of it. At 30 miles out it starts missing pretty badly and doesn't sound quite right. 40 miles out it starts knocking like a bitch. So we decide to turn around and try limping home because it seemed pretty fucked anyways. We get about 5 miles into the return trip, start going up a hill and we hear a snap, a big clunk, and the engine dies in a terrible shudder. We then see a rather heavy flow of oil running out behind us. Needless to say we are pissed. We just changed the oil yesterday and we checked it again this morning, no signs of trouble from that. I guess it was just time for it to go.

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    SpudgeSpudge Witty comments go next to this blue dot thingyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    OUCH

    Usually a rod shows signs of going before the incident: Low knocking, power surges, the like. Pretty odd for it to go out that quickly

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Yeah, it really caught us by surprise. We had been pretty good on maintenance too, but we did buy it used. It all happened really quickly though, for sure. I mean, there was no minor knocking. It basically went from missing with no noise to full on throwing a rod knock in less than 20 minutes.

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    SpudgeSpudge Witty comments go next to this blue dot thingyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dang son

    Dang

    I had a car with a rod knock once. I drove it for a year until the thing finally snapped. No damage done thankfully (it just died pulling into the driveway) and I was able to rebuild it using the original block/heads

    It was bad though because even after the rebuild I still had a shitty car with a gutless V6

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Yeah, I don't think this one is getting rebuilt. My dad has been looking around craigslist this morning for a used/rebuilt engine or a whole new truck. We could rebuild it in our garage but it would take too much time, and he really needs a new van, like right now, for work.

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    SiliconStewSiliconStew Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Staleghoti wrote: »

    Bunch of limp-wristed pansies in that wrecking crew. And get some proper hammers, dammit!

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Why the hell doesn't Porsche stop recycling the squished beetle design and make a new car based off this baby

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESO5oJWJ9Ys

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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    because they are porsche

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    jgeis wrote: »
    The Ford E-350 that my dad has for work threw a rod right through the oil pan this morning. We were about 20 minutes from home and it started to miss, but it has missed before due to a dirty MAF sensor, so we thought nothing of it. At 30 miles out it starts missing pretty badly and doesn't sound quite right. 40 miles out it starts knocking like a bitch. So we decide to turn around and try limping home because it seemed pretty fucked anyways. We get about 5 miles into the return trip, start going up a hill and we hear a snap, a big clunk, and the engine dies in a terrible shudder. We then see a rather heavy flow of oil running out behind us. Needless to say we are pissed. We just changed the oil yesterday and we checked it again this morning, no signs of trouble from that. I guess it was just time for it to go.

    Does sound like a lean-out on that one cylinder - prolonged pinging can hammer a big-end bearing to death. Fucked big-end bearing = snapped conrod.

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