the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.
What trolling attempt?
Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness
basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall
so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them
and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit
the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.
What trolling attempt?
Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness
basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall
so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them
and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit
Were these the ladies Pony was talking about? When he was going on about the woman group you hung out with that basically (in his words, but I'm paraphrasing probably to a mass extent and that I apologize) they weren't really helping in moving on they really just wanted to talk about men as if they were the source of all problems? Then when you tried to move beyond that they got all huffy with you?
the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.
What trolling attempt?
Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness
basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall
so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them
and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit
cass this is Rebecca
even though you are saying mean things I still want to be your friend
but you've got to come shopping with us on Saturday and bring your moms credit card
the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.
What trolling attempt?
Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness
basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall
so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them
and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit
cass this is Rebecca
even though you are saying mean things I still want to be your friend
but you've got to come shopping with us on Saturday and bring your moms credit card
xoxo
oh no
they've infiltrated even my most intimate social circles
I guess there's only one way out of this
/thousand yard stare, opens drawer, takes out revolver with a single bullet
the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.
What trolling attempt?
Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness
basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall
so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them
and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit
cass this is Rebecca
even though you are saying mean things I still want to be your friend
but you've got to come shopping with us on Saturday and bring your moms credit card
xoxo
oh no
they've infiltrated even my most intimate social circles
I guess there's only one way out of this
/thousand yard stare, opens drawer, takes out revolver with a single bullet
But you can only kill all three of them with one bullet if they all post on your Facebook page one after another.
Drez on
Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.
What trolling attempt?
Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness
basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall
so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them
and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit
Were these the ladies Pony was talking about? When he was going on about the woman group you hung out with that basically (in his words, but I'm paraphrasing probably to a mass extent and that I apologize) they weren't really helping in moving on they really just wanted to talk about men as if they were the source of all problems? Then when you tried to move beyond that they got all huffy with you?
Oh God fucking pie circle. Yes, same ladies, but the rabbit hole goes deeper. It's a long story and I'm too frustrated to go over the fine details.
the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.
What trolling attempt?
Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness
basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall
so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them
and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit
cass this is Rebecca
even though you are saying mean things I still want to be your friend
but you've got to come shopping with us on Saturday and bring your moms credit card
xoxo
oh no
they've infiltrated even my most intimate social circles
I guess there's only one way out of this
/thousand yard stare, opens drawer, takes out revolver with a single bullet
the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.
What trolling attempt?
Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness
basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall
so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them
and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit
Were these the ladies Pony was talking about? When he was going on about the woman group you hung out with that basically (in his words, but I'm paraphrasing probably to a mass extent and that I apologize) they weren't really helping in moving on they really just wanted to talk about men as if they were the source of all problems? Then when you tried to move beyond that they got all huffy with you?
Oh God fucking pie circle. Yes, same ladies, but the rabbit hole goes deeper. It's a long story and I'm too frustrated to go over the fine details.
that's cool (as in you not wanting to go over the fine details), I was just wondering if they were the same ones.
Mim on
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
On a totally different note, I think I might write a self help book. What do you guys think?
What's your killer title, that is the only way to judge a self-help book
Wait Until Tomorrow Before Killing Yourself
poifect, I'll take ten copies
Chapter One: Procrastinated Suicide Theory
So, you want to kill yourself. Well you're not alone. At least dozens, maybe hundreds, of humans think about death every day. Every minute of every day. Someone is thinking about it right now. Someone other than you who is reading this book. Maybe that person is also reading this book. I don't know. I guess it depends on how well my publisher promotes this book. But whatever. The point is, lots of people think about death every day. At least dozens.
So you're not alone.
However that has nothing to do with this chapter.
Have you ever just sat in your bedroom staring at the ceiling mentally ticking off all the things that have gone wrong in your life, all the debt you've accumulated, all the things you haven't done with your life, all the energy you have to expend just to get through this miserable, pathetic day even though it's already 3:00 in the afternoon and all you've done is lie there all day wallowing in agony and self-pity?
Well Procrastinated Suicide Theory is in the same vein! Simply add your thoughts of killing yourself to the end of this same list of things and voila! you'll just put it off like everything else.
For the past 47 years, every day I've woken up and just stared at the flames flickering over that oil drum, thinking "this will be the day when I won't do X, Y, Z, or kill myself, even though I really probably should..." And then I smile, and pull the Glad bags back over my head, and pretend I am somewhere, anywhere else.
The power of Procrastinated Suicide Theory should be obvious. You've already spent your ENTIRE LIFE not doing ANYTHING, so why start now! Just tell yourself you'll do it tomorrow. And then tomorrow you'll tell yourself that you'll just get to it the next day. And the day after that, guess what you'll do? Just like everything else you've always meant to do with your life, this will never get done either. You'll live forever. It's a simple trick, and it works.
Thoughts?
Drez on
Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
People want trigger warnings and gender neutral pronouns on the english armadillo meme. Trigger Warning for the meme postings that end in "kill self".
goddamn it
why is everything good ruined by these people
I don't want to make anyone like, feel bad about themselves. For awhile I was all "maybe I should end it all" and then someone in another sub forum told me to kill myself over something else (they didn't know I was really contemplating it) so I can see their point. However, the meme I don't feel is to hurt someone. I don't know, its a fine line.
Posts
Well, you see, earlier she was making fun of me because the guy i like to play in LoL got nerfed and I started crying.
And in so doing I give her power.
(she probably is not talking about this)
What's your killer title, that is the only way to judge a self-help book
Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness
basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall
so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them
and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit
Wait Until Tomorrow Before Killing Yourself
it's okay if you play lol with me i'll teach you how to be a pro
Were these the ladies Pony was talking about? When he was going on about the woman group you hung out with that basically (in his words, but I'm paraphrasing probably to a mass extent and that I apologize) they weren't really helping in moving on they really just wanted to talk about men as if they were the source of all problems? Then when you tried to move beyond that they got all huffy with you?
cass this is Rebecca
even though you are saying mean things I still want to be your friend
but you've got to come shopping with us on Saturday and bring your moms credit card
xoxo
oh no
they've infiltrated even my most intimate social circles
I guess there's only one way out of this
/thousand yard stare, opens drawer, takes out revolver with a single bullet
I'M SITTING IN THE LOL GAME WAITING FOR YOU TO LOG ON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
poifect, I'll take ten copies
But you can only kill all three of them with one bullet if they all post on your Facebook page one after another.
I will log on
i am by far the best lol player
i am secretly hotshotgg
bee bee bee
Oh God fucking pie circle. Yes, same ladies, but the rabbit hole goes deeper. It's a long story and I'm too frustrated to go over the fine details.
i said i was in lol, as in the game league of legends
i know this is complicated for you because you're a man
misaaaaandry
Was thinking that too. I wanted something from this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGVYHkmujHM
This is the best song on his new album, but you have to hear the full version afterward.
OH EM GEE PRESENT DICK FOR SUCKING PLZ
THEN PUT MY DICK SUCKING ABILITIES ON SOME SORT OF TIER LIST
/flips table
/shoots table
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
I happen to be straight, but if I weren't, I could do worse than BT.
that's cool (as in you not wanting to go over the fine details), I was just wondering if they were the same ones.
goddamn it
why is everything good ruined by these people
Thoughts?
http://fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo.tumblr.com/
I don't want to make anyone like, feel bad about themselves. For awhile I was all "maybe I should end it all" and then someone in another sub forum told me to kill myself over something else (they didn't know I was really contemplating it) so I can see their point. However, the meme I don't feel is to hurt someone. I don't know, its a fine line.
but so is Wendy's
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
as it is i'm sullenly drinking my coke and reading lol lore
could be worse, man.
The choice is clear, then. (Wendy's.)