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A Shock Doctrine

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    if I had a greater knowledge of history

    well there's your problem right there.

    You seem like a wonderful fan of history, please tell me how socialism has faired?

    i can only imagine that after making this post you leaned back in your seat with the biggest :smug: on your face

    L|ama on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    L|ama wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    really when was the last time somewhere just went "ay fuckit we want that" and invaded outside of africa

    kuwait?

    1977 - the cold war

    huh

    i've....
    been
    drinking
    i'm
    sorry
    making
    word
    hills

    Charles Kinbote on
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    I refer you to the most pertinent example - the battle of hastings in 1066,

    hahahaha

    Jigrah wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    if I had a greater knowledge of history

    well there's your problem right there.

    You seem like a wonderful fan of history, please tell me how socialism has faired?

    hahahahahahhahahahhahahaha

    Can you become any more like TFS? I mean seriously, are you two fused at the hip now?

    Jigrah on
    jigrah please. pass the pipe
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Jigrah please. take my hand.
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    jigrah: trying so fucking hard.

    Koshian on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Koshi isn't like TFS

    For one thing, Koshi hasn't yelled at me repeatedly for no reason

    Sweeney Tom on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    jigrah

    when spouting idiotic opinions, in order to recoup some measure of composure, one oughtn't to just begin lashing out at any topic that presents itself

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    L|ama wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    if I had a greater knowledge of history

    well there's your problem right there.

    You seem like a wonderful fan of history, please tell me how socialism has faired?

    i can only imagine that after making this post you leaned back in your seat with the biggest :smug: on your face

    Smoking a cigar, sipping fine Whiskey.

    Jigrah on
    jigrah please. pass the pipe
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Jigrah please. take my hand.
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Don't you mean...sipping the vagina of an unwilling sexual participant?? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

    mensch-o-matic on
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    jigrah

    when spouting idiotic opinions, in order to recoup some measure of composure, one oughtn't to just begin lashing out at any topic that presents itself

    I really don't try and start fights here, I don't try to start fights anywhere. I really don't think anything I said tonight has been idiotic, but I guess that is because I am not on the outside looking in.

    Jigrah on
    jigrah please. pass the pipe
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Jigrah please. take my hand.
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Don't you mean...sipping the vagina of an unwilling sexual participant?? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

    Whoa, when she was grabbing by hair it was in protest?! My god, what have I done!

    Jigrah on
    jigrah please. pass the pipe
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Jigrah please. take my hand.
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Don't you mean...sipping the vagina of an unwilling sexual participant?? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Charles Kinbote on
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    jigrah: trying so fucking hard.

    Trying so hard for what? Public approval? Hardly

    You just depress me.

    Jigrah on
    jigrah please. pass the pipe
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Jigrah please. take my hand.
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm jigrah post post post ha ha ha post post post what me worry

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i dunno what you're trying for but you're definitely doing it a lot and definitely failing

    L|ama on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    trying what doing what i'm cool as a cucumber

    let me just post a thousand times real quick P:

    Charles Kinbote on
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    L|ama wrote: »
    i dunno what you're trying for but you're definitely doing it a lot and definitely failing

    Fuck you, I make a comment wondering the future consequences of castrating Libya's military might. Then what happens? Rape comments, Jigrah Please?

    With the first worlds budgets getting out of hand it makes sense that the world will go into a period of isolationism.

    Fuck it, I don't care, I haven't said anything that warrants such negative attention tonight, deuces.

    Jigrah on
    jigrah please. pass the pipe
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Jigrah please. take my hand.
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    jigrah it is like you are a glass of water but someone left you in a safari jeep and you are just going EvErYwHeRe

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I will admit it is kind of annoying seeing people post "jigrah please" everytime Jigrah posts

    It was funny the first 100 times

    Sweeney Tom on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Someone called you an idiot as we are wont to do and then I made a joke

    But please rage harder against this machine, I wanna see if you can get to 'I GET LOTS OF SEX FROM ABUSE VICTIMS BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF GUY WHO WOULD BEAT A WOMAN' levels

    mensch-o-matic on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jigrah please is still funny in my books. Just because I can imagine Jigrah's frustration.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Someone called you an idiot as we are wont to do and then I made a joke

    But please rage harder against this machine, I wanna see if you can get to 'I GET LOTS OF SEX FROM ABUSE VICTIMS BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF GUY WHO WOULD BEAT A WOMAN' levels

    I don't get nearly enough sex, and that is a cause of frustration.

    I am supposed to go out tonight, and no one is talking to me. I am frustrated.

    Jigrah on
    jigrah please. pass the pipe
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Jigrah please. take my hand.
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jigrah please is still funny in my books. Just because I can imagine Jigrah's frustration.

    During forumer opinion threads half the forum hates me, the other half is all Jigrah please.

    No news is good news though!

    Jigrah on
    jigrah please. pass the pipe
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Jigrah please. take my hand.
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    jigrah it is like you are a glass of water but someone left you in a safari jeep and you are just going EvErYwHeRe

    I have this terribly habit of posting after and while drinking, I don't recommend it.

    Jigrah on
    jigrah please. pass the pipe
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Jigrah please. take my hand.
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Jigrah please is still funny in my books. Just because I can imagine Jigrah's frustration.

    During forumer opinion threads half the forum hates me, the other half is all Jigrah please.

    No news is good news though!

    I don't need no opinion thread to tell people what I think of them.

    Jigrah, you're awesome.

    Sweeney Tom on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.

    Add this to your sig and I promise to try to be nicer to you

    mensch-o-matic on
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.

    Add this to your sig and I promise to try to be nicer to you

    Mensch, you're cool in my book, I don't have any beef with ya. You can be all mean as hell to me, I don't think you try to be malicious about it.

    Jigrah on
    jigrah please. pass the pipe
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Jigrah please. take my hand.
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Jigrah please is still funny in my books. Just because I can imagine Jigrah's frustration.

    During forumer opinion threads half the forum hates me, the other half is all Jigrah please.

    No news is good news though!

    I don't need no opinion thread to tell people what I think of them.

    Jigrah, you're awesome.

    you might want to edit that before someone quotes you.

    Jigrah on
    jigrah please. pass the pipe
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Jigrah please. take my hand.
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    But you're gonna add that to your sig anyway though right

    Because

    Because its amazing
    You annoy me a lot but I don't hate you or nothin

    mensch-o-matic on
  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    So I guess I will take this opportunity to mention that a few weeks ago I started typing something into a search bar and in a list of suggestions that popped up under the bar, the first one was "jigrah is a rapist"

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    it won't be neighboring countries as much as it will be the IMF and WTO aggressively making sure that its oil supplies stay private under the inevitable new government.

    if that happens, and it doesn't always,

    it's still better than the previous regime

    MrMonroe on
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    oh no what did I do

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Artreus wrote: »
    So I guess I will take this opportunity to mention that a few weeks ago I started typing something into a search bar and in a list of suggestions that popped up under the bar, the first one was "jigrah is a rapist"

    I've just now done the same.

    I am shocked out how I am mentioned outside of threads I post in.

    Jigrah on
    jigrah please. pass the pipe
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Jigrah please. take my hand.
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011

    Oh, hey. That dude ejected way too fuckin late.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    thelonius do you know why they're called zero-zero ejection seats

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    the guy ejected (if that is in fact an ejection seat) less than 100 yards from the ground

    he is ultra fucked

    you cannot simply jump out of a plane going near mach one straight into the ground at that altitude and hope to survive

    MrMonroe on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    seems like the blast from the explosion would be enough to torpedo his parachute even if all other factors were favorable

    -scientist

    Charles Kinbote on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    the guy ejected (if that is in fact an ejection seat) less than 100 yards from the ground

    he is ultra fucked

    you cannot simply jump out of a plane going near mach one straight into the ground at that altitude and hope to survive

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejection_seat#Zero-zero_ejection_seat

    While he of course was not stationary, it's presumptive to assume that because of his low altitude he couldn't have survived when that's precisely what zero-zero ejection seats are designed for. I'm not saying he necessarily survived, just that neither of us has enough details to know his fate.

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    well I mean he is probably dead anyway if he ejected into enemy territory

    Koshian on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    well I mean he is probably dead anyway if he ejected into enemy territory

    oof

    Charles Kinbote on
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