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This is why I hate people - US Fails at teachning TIME CUBE

HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of AuRegistered User regular
edited March 2011 in Social Entropy++
Revelations 6:1-8; 4 racist Horsemen of colour, each
given 1/4 or quarter of the Earth to rule (Time Cube
Value), with each quarter rotating to its own 24 hour
day - all 4 quarters rotating 4 corner Days in a common
24 hour rotating invisible, but imaginary Cubed Earth.



Thread is now changed.

Who is crazier:

Time Cube Guy vs coked out Charlie Sheen. Discuss.

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    NoxyNoxy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Huh, imagine that. I don't remember answering any questions like that. Maybe they just ignore people with basic intelligence.

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    100 people at a monster truck rally were surveyed and...
    gFmez.jpg

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Well, I guess you can't expect people to care about science when they spend most of their life more worried about love or money.

    If only they know much science actually helps in both cases.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    GENES

    THEY'VE GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    100% of the images in the first post misspelled "Antibiotics"

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I want to meet the people who failed to correctly answer these questions and shake them. The only answer I'm willing to accept is that they were trolling the survey.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Perrsun wrote: »
    100% of the images in the first post misspelled "Antibiotics"

    That's to inoculate against nanites.

    You don't have yours? OH NOOOO

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    Mr. ButtonsMr. Buttons Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    That just proves that we're wasting money on education, obviously funding doesn't do any good

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I honestly wouldn't be surprised if you surveyed most of the world and found similar results.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Perrsun wrote: »
    100% of the images in the first post misspelled "Antibiotics"

    It's from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, what do you expect.

    Most of the surveyed people who thought astrology was a scientific fact probably came from the greater Pittsburgh area.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    Ok, time to shut it down. This noble experiment called the U.S.A. has failed and it's time to burn it all down.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    or just shut down all the flea markets.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    antibotics

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The tomato genes question is just weird. I can only think that people didn't understand the question? Or maybe people really don't understand what DNA is at all.

    Just think of all the bullshit people believed in 88, though.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I shall join the fray by demanding to know who was in the sample population

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Who the shitting fuck disagrees that the Earth goes around the sun once per year

    What kind of fucking retard thinks that statement is wrong

    Good God, even if the sample population was silly, that is still rediculous

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    As7 wrote: »
    The tomato genes question is just weird. I can only think that people didn't understand the question? Or maybe people really don't understand what DNA is at all.

    no I think it just means people ain't know shit about genes or genetically modified foods so maybe they should all just shut up about it

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    but I shall join the fray by demanding to know who was in the sample population

    I seriously have to know who was in this sample pool. It can't be normal people. Normal people understand the earth's core is hot and that the planet goes around the sun once a year, right...normal people know that shit.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    why do mobile homes get hit by tornados, if they're mobile?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    As7 wrote: »
    The tomato genes question is just weird. I can only think that people didn't understand the question? Or maybe people really don't understand what DNA is at all.

    Just think of all the bullshit people believed in 88, though.

    How do you not understand that question?

    Do normal tomatoes have genes?

    A) Yes

    B) No

    C) Only genetically modified tomatoes have genes

    If you answered C, are you currently licking a window or breathing from your mouth?

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Solar wrote: »
    Who the shitting fuck disagrees that the Earth goes around the sun once per year

    well

    duh

    the sun goes around the earth

    what are you, Copernicus?

    :rotate:

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    how many people actively use calculus at length in their workplace

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    End wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Who the shitting fuck disagrees that the Earth goes around the sun once per year

    well

    duh

    the sun goes around the earth

    what are you, Copernicus?

    :rotate:

    I swear to God I will cut you

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    hehehe

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Besides the "antibotics" thing, that chart in the bottom left should really be a line chart instead of a bar chart, since the x-axis is a continual (i.e. time) rather than categorical variable. And the values on the x-axis should be spaced out to allow for the differing intervals of time between each measurement, otherwise it's not an accurate representation of the trend.

    This article on scientific literacy is itself failing at scientific literacy pretty hard.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    kiss me, Butler

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    how many people actively use calculus at length in their workplace

    is this a poll? me, I do.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    kiss me, Butler

    OK but only because you taste like Blake.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    how many people actively use calculus at length in their workplace

    I do

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Maybe the "once a year" thing was because they asked a bunch of over-analytical people that were counting the quarter-day Leap Year throws at us?

    I hope so.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Butler wrote: »
    Besides the "antibotics" thing, that chart in the bottom left should really be a line chart instead of a bar chart, since the x-axis is a continual (i.e. time) rather than categorical variable. And the values on the x-axis should be spaced out to allow for the differing intervals of time between each measurement, otherwise it's not an accurate representation of the trend.

    This article on scientific literacy is itself failing at scientific literacy pretty hard.

    No, that's more of a graphical representation of data thing.

    It could be a graph about ass fucking vs does it count at camp, and it would still be a bad way to display the information. That doesn't really reflect on the data itself.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    how many people actively use calculus at length in their workplace

    Knowing that the centre of the Earth is hot is not exactly the same as knowing Calculus

    Not many people know Calculus because it is hard and advanced. But everyfuckingone should know that the Earth has a hot core.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I tend to believe that a lot of these surveys have to be cherry-picking idiots or people who deliberately give the wrong answers

    Britain gets them all the time too

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Butler that reminds me

    we are overdue for hangouts

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i mean in a broader sense of using it. like, across all of america

    i dont doubt ya'll nerds know some math

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Solar wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    how many people actively use calculus at length in their workplace

    Knowing that the centre of the Earth is hot is not exactly the same as knowing Calculus

    Not many people know Calculus because it is hard and advanced. But everyfuckingone should know that the Earth has a hot core.

    If given n=z, then anjin can't find his ass while upside down in a cold shower

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    tynic wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    how many people actively use calculus at length in their workplace

    is this a poll? me, I do.

    Same here (though only on occasion).

    I bet a good number of people here do, we seem to be a pretty smart bunch.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    does anyone remember that movie with Hilary Swank and the dude that plays Harvey Dent and they go into the earth's core to nuke it and "jumpstart" it to restore earth's electromagnetic field

    I LOVED THAT MOVIE

    it had so much ridiculous fakescience in it that it was AWESOME

    like at some point one of the writers was like, man, fuck this, I'm drunk, I'M JUST GONNA MAKE SHIT UP

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    is this the old game of building up some sort of weird pretense i have yet to even speak of

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Core

    I think they also had the ship made out of unobtanium

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