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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    so like can you make metallic dick bigger by soldering more dick on
    depends on the metal that the additional dick is made of

    aluminum with steel? no dice

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    ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    i don't know what i would do if i had two dicks

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    so like can you make metallic dick bigger by soldering more dick on
    depends on the metal that the additional dick is made of

    aluminum with steel? no dice

    u mst b so smrt


    t ham

    2 chicks of course

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Install crumple zones in your cock

    You know, to survive massive impacts

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    Abdul the TerribleAbdul the Terrible Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    so like can you make metallic dick bigger by soldering more dick on
    depends on the metal that the additional dick is made of

    aluminum with steel? no dice

    u mst b so smrt


    t ham

    2 chicks of course

    also you should keep your metallic penis dry at all times

    male anal penetration can add moist and liquids on your penis and corrosion can be immenent

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    so like can you make metallic dick bigger by soldering more dick on
    depends on the metal that the additional dick is made of

    aluminum with steel? no dice

    u mst b so smrt


    t ham

    2 chicks of course

    also you should keep your metallic penis dry at all times

    male anal penetration can add moist and liquids on your penis and corrosion can be immenent

    you'll probably want channels in your penis for the blood

    you know

    like swords

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    Abdul the TerribleAbdul the Terrible Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    so like can you make metallic dick bigger by soldering more dick on
    depends on the metal that the additional dick is made of

    aluminum with steel? no dice

    u mst b so smrt


    t ham

    2 chicks of course

    also you should keep your metallic penis dry at all times

    male anal penetration can add moist and liquids on your penis and corrosion can be immenent

    you'll probably want channels in your penis for the blood

    you know

    like swords

    unless you are very gentle

    gay men can be gentle

    even if they have metallic penises

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Is the Thing's thing made of rock?

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    yea but you want to be prepared

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    bongibongi regular
    edited December 2006
    i'd imagine it'd still hurt

    a lot

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I want to see the Thing with some bulge action. Maybe some crystals poking through.

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    DID SOMEBODEY SAY BAD MOVIES



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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    J. Grant wrote:
    DID SOMEBODEY SAY BAD MOVIES



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    What movie is this, J. Grant

    I don't think you are making it clear enough

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    HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Did anyone happen to mention Plan 9 from Outer Space?

    Our science teacher made us watch that once. ugh.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    guys it is obviously the fountain


    I mean come on don't be sense

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    Kewop DecamKewop Decam Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Geebs wrote:
    Playmobil wrote:
    Dreamcatcher.

    That movie was hilariously bad.

    the book was worse

    impossible! That movie so fucking awful. It was so bad, you HAD to watch it.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Geebs wrote:
    Playmobil wrote:
    Dreamcatcher.

    That movie was hilariously bad.

    the book was worse

    impossible! That movie so fucking awful. It was so bad, you HAD to watch it.
    it's pretty obvious that you aren't duditz

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Hostel. I almost cried when I saw that trash is getting a sequel.

    The guy that made those two movies is directing the movie version of Stephen King's Cell.

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    Kewop DecamKewop Decam Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Geebs wrote:
    Playmobil wrote:
    Dreamcatcher.

    That movie was hilariously bad.

    the book was worse

    impossible! That movie so fucking awful. It was so bad, you HAD to watch it.
    it's pretty obvious that you aren't duditz

    damn it was so stupid, but it was in HD so I had to watch it.

    That guy... shitting out monsters... digusting/hilarious

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    the book was so bad that I had to stop reading it

    it was right about at the part where the one guy is sitting on the closed toilet to keep the shit monster in and then he realizes he spilled all of his toothpicks on the bloody bathroom floor and oh god he needed a toothpick you guys and his mom always said that toothpicks would be the death of him so he reaches down and picks one up and the poo alien kills him thus fulfilling his mother's prophecy

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    Worst movie of all time:

    THE DOOM GENERATION!

    The worst part about it, is that its so full of shit, but there's a whole following of idiot basement dwelling goth kids who claim everyone who says its crap is "too sane to get it." And if you're one of these you can suck my fucking dick, because you're obviously some idiot douche, living above your parents garage, like so much Fonzy.

    Actually, I found the movie to be hysterical.

    So eat a bag of shit.

    I just found the movie entertaining. It's not good by any means, but shit dies good and there's some tits.

    And let's not forget the ridiculous cast of cameos like Amanda Bearse, Margaret Cho, Perry Farrel, and fucking Heidi Fleiss.

    It also reinforces the fact that Parker Posey will never turn down a role, ever.

    Anyone trying to get something meaningful from a flick with Rose McGowan, especially one called THE DOOM GENERATION can eat a dick. Seriously.

    The only thing I DON'T like about it, is the goddamn ridiculous subtext people are trying to pick up on that pretty much doesn't exist.

    Between this and Totally F***ed Up, I'd figured that Araki was one of those irredeemably cult directors, but I rented Mysterious Skin on a whim a few months back and was really surprised by how accomplished the work is.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Way to necromance Annie.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ...

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    all movies should include hardcore pornographic scenes

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hannibal Rising, awful just fucking awful

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    FAQ wrote: »
    Hannibal Rising, awful just fucking awful

    M IS FOR MISCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:x

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    nawm nawm nawm.
    ^eating sounds

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I watched The Stand mini-series in total on Sci-Fi last night. It was pretty terrible.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    all movies should include hardcore pornographic scenes

    I like the way this man thinks.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    SA wrote: »
    I watched The Stand mini-series in total on Sci-Fi last night. It was pretty terrible.

    terribly awesome, you mean,

    M

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    that spells moon.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    I watched The Stand mini-series in total on Sci-Fi last night. It was pretty terrible.

    terribly awesome, you mean,

    M

    O

    O

    N

    that spells moon.

    Everytime I looked at the guy who played Flagg I just saw MULLET.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Yeah, I like how Stephen King bad-mouthed Kubrick's Shining like he knows how to make a fucking movie, then goes on to creative control positions for a number of his straight-to-TV shitfests, including a tepid version of The Shining. Oh, and fucking Maximum Overdrive...

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Shining was allot more funny than it was scary, still brilliant though

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The new one? yeah.

    The old one? Scary.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    old, Jack is much funnier than scary, don't get me wrong the whole movie was creepy, but Jacks insanity had me cracking up

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I threw my copy of doom generation away

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    Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    I threw my copy of doom generation away

    Since it was discussed pages and pages ago in the thread, I thought I had missed my chance to confirm that Doom Generation is one of the worst movies ever made

    I honestly don't even have time for those of you who think it was good

    I've tried to get through it numerous times, pretty much anytime I've run through my collection of movies and have nothing left in the house that I have not seen a million times

    I never make it. Sometimes I'll try and fastforward to see if something later happens that will make up for everything else, and I inevitably end up on a scene of
    dudes eating their own cum
    or someone
    getting raped by nazis while a guy gets his dick chopped off with garden shears

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jer I love your sig

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You should probably spoiler that shit.

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    Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    You should probably spoiler that shit.

    alright, but I wish someone had told me what I was going to see, and I don't feel like I was ruining anyone's enjoyment of the movie by giving away these "plot points"

    mainly because the type of people to enjoy this movie would also be well-pleased by chewing on a piece of tin-foil a leper had just been using as underwear

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