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Stan Lee presents: [chat]

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    Fluffy I beat you to the race joke

    Of course, my white male brain makes that possible.

    Yeah but my joke was bigger and better. It's a black thing.

    So it's like chitterlings then.

    Ludious on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    YOU GUYS IS DICKS

    /flips table

    /carefully picks table back up, arranging everything just so

    /flips table

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    there are some strange gifs of Alison Brie

    And why aren't they here on my screen right now Fluffy.

    WHY ARENT THEY HERE?

    GOOD QUESTION!

    also this
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    Wash on
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  • MimMim New Year New MeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Fluffy I beat you to the race joke

    Of course, my white male brain makes that possible.

    Yeah but my joke was bigger and better. It's a black thing.

    So it's like chitterlings then.

    What the hell are chitterlings?

    /not black enough

    Mim on
    We stan a problematic fave
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    I think Earth Hour is a pretty noble idea and have no qualms with it.

    It's not a noble idea, Kagera. It's slacktivism. It's doing something entirely meaningless for a brief period of time that barely inconveniences you, and then promptly not giving a shit about it for the rest of the year.

    In actuality, in most areas that sort of rapid unilateral power down during a peak energy hour actually puts strain on the grid and wastes energy, and even when it isn't directly wasteful it still does fuck all to actually change anything or affect the environment.

    The WWF (the Panda people, not the wrestlers) are all "Oh, but look at the energy that was theoretically not used during that hour!"

    Yeah, you know what? That theoretical energy? It doesn't just go in a box somewhere and somehow that much less strain was put on the environment. That is not how modern electric power grids work.

    It actually just gets wasted and goes nowhere and does nothing.

    Earth Hour is one of the worst examples of pathetic slacktivism that has caught on recently. It's stupid and self-congratulatory and idiotic, and I do nothing but scowl at its participants and proponents.

    Pony on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Cass the only way that webcomic could have been worse was if you replaced the women by poorly-sketched cat-men.

    I've been working on a complex calculation that determines just how bad a webcomic is. Part of it includes expectations, so like, if you look at the website and art and actually there is clearly effort in there (even if the result is bad), or its professionally done, that means it takes a way bigger hit than some sixteen year old drawing cat men on lined paper.

    GOD I READ SO MANY BAD WEBCOMICS

    There is no complex calculation needed. If you like it the comic probably sucks.

    This is so mean, I like lots of good webcomics, and most of the bad webcomics I don't really like, I just ... it's a symbiotic relationship, okay. They sustain me.

    I don't really mean it Cass, and even if I did who gives a fuck what I think about your taste in comics. As long as you are entertained that's all that matters.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Fluffy I beat you to the race joke

    Of course, my white male brain makes that possible.

    Yeah but my joke was bigger and better. It's a black thing.

    So it's like chitterlings then.

    What the hell are chitterlings?

    pig intestines.

    Black people LOOOOOOVE them.

    Ludious on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Fluffy I beat you to the race joke

    Of course, my white male brain makes that possible.

    Yeah but my joke was bigger and better. It's a black thing.

    So it's like chitterlings then.

    No, it's like a poorly executed penis joke.

    Wash on
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  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Fluffy this is insufficient.

    No but seriously fill [chat] with Allison Brie.

    stevemarks44 on
  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Accidentally biting my ulcer errday

    Hurting myself.

    People just don't understand me.

    Daxon on
  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Aw shit, they make British Knights again.

    I almost want some.

    Almost.

    mcdermott on
  • MimMim New Year New MeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Fluffy I beat you to the race joke

    Of course, my white male brain makes that possible.

    Yeah but my joke was bigger and better. It's a black thing.

    So it's like chitterlings then.

    What the hell are chitterlings?

    pig intestines.

    Black people LOOOOOOVE them.

    OH. Chitlins (I spell it how I pronounce it).

    That shit is awesome with ketchup.

    One day I will combine my black side and my puerto rican side and make chitlins with rice and gondulas.

    Mim on
    We stan a problematic fave
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    Oh my god fucking slacktivists can get fucked

    jesus christ

    ugh

    "earth hour"

    fuck off

    Honestly, as easy as it is to hate on slacktivists, at least they believe in incremental morality. To them, life isn't just "oh man if I can't be 100% environmentalist I might as well be 0% environmentalist and shit on anyone who tries to help in whatever way they can"

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sometimes I wish I had a racial identity. I'm just vaguely European-ish at best. I don't even take any pride out of being a Canadian.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sometimes I wish I had a racial identity. I'm just vaguely European-ish at best. I don't even take any pride out of being a Canadian.

    Who would?

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sometimes I wish I had a racial identity. I'm just vaguely European-ish at best. I don't even take any pride out of being a Canadian.

    Who would?

    French Canadians.

    Ludious on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sometimes I wish I had a racial identity. I'm just vaguely European-ish at best. I don't even take any pride out of being a Canadian.

    too white for primetime

    nexuscrawler on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    Accidentally biting my ulcer errday

    Hurting myself.

    Parents just don't understand

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTdTin9r0fQvagpQqbh7EJJyiMJGhxqggBezMxz08OEPxQmRnJuGg&t=1

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • MimMim New Year New MeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sometimes I wish I had a racial identity. I'm just vaguely European-ish at best. I don't even take any pride out of being a Canadian.

    Meh. It's okay.

    Gets bothersome when you're expected to be part of a hivemind.

    Or when people assume I speak Spanish.

    No, sorry. I'm a failure as a Puerto Rican.

    Mim on
    We stan a problematic fave
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Oh my god fucking slacktivists can get fucked

    jesus christ

    ugh

    "earth hour"

    fuck off

    Honestly, as easy as it is to hate on slacktivists, at least they believe in incremental morality. To them, life isn't just "oh man if I can't be 100% environmentalist I might as well be 0% environmentalist and shit on anyone who tries to help in whatever way they can"

    Eddy, tossing a couple of cans of beans into the food bank at Christmas isn't, you know, really helping homelessness or whatever.

    But it is doing something. That something is pretty minor, but it's something.

    Earth Hour isn't "something". It's nothing. It isn't helping. The people who organize and encourage it don't really understand how electrical power grids work, and they're not very good at actually seeing where the causal relationships between electrical power and environmental damage begin and end.

    Pony on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Everytime Choco sees me lately he's like

    "You've lost weight!"

    This is terrible because it means he monitors my weight and if I stop stress vomiting and put it all back on he will see and judge

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Fluffy this is insufficient.

    No but seriously fill [chat] with Allison Brie.

    Sigh, fine
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    Wash on
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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Isn't belief in agency just as important as agency itself? I don't give a shit what Earth Hour is or does or even if it is ultimately harmful to energy consumption or the environment. What the actual effect is is meaningless - the importance of these largely symbolic acts is placing the locus of control to the ordinary person, to understand that saving energy is in fact a desirable goal.

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • MimMim New Year New MeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Fluffy this is insufficient.

    No but seriously fill [chat] with Allison Brie.

    tumblr_le3sxxvuBz1qc382yo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1301274848&Signature=E8K%2Fcb6UG6zg%2FXw2zI8yb6ALl6Y%3D

    Hot. Fucking. Damn.

    Mim on
    We stan a problematic fave
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    Isn't belief in agency just as important as agency itself? I don't give a shit what Earth Hour is or does or even if it is ultimately harmful to energy consumption or the environment. What the actual effect is is meaningless - the importance of these largely symbolic acts is placing the locus of control to the ordinary person, to understand that saving energy is in fact a desirable goal.

    I completely and utterly disagree, beginning right with the first sentence and going forward to this entire post.

    Pony on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    [chat] is getting way too heteronormative.

    Don't worry, I'll fix it.

    jake-shields-9.jpg

    Oh, that'll do. Yes, that'll do just fine.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Fluffy this is insufficient.

    No but seriously fill [chat] with Allison Brie.

    tumblr_le3sxxvuBz1qc382yo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1301274848&Signature=E8K%2Fcb6UG6zg%2FXw2zI8yb6ALl6Y%3D

    Hot. Fucking. Damn.

    Agreed

    TehSloth on
    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • MimMim New Year New MeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    [chat] is getting way too heteronormative.

    Don't worry, I'll fix it.

    jake-shields-9.jpg

    Oh, that'll do. Yes, that'll do just fine.

    Ehhh.

    Brandon Routh would be better.

    Maybe even Woody Allen.

    Yeah I have weird taste in men.

    Mim on
    We stan a problematic fave
  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Ugh, I would do things to her...
    Take her out to dinner and then give her a firm handshake

    stevemarks44 on
  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Man, post dudes all day, but why would you post douchebags?

    mcdermott on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim I searched for "Jake Shields butt" in GIS because really that's his best feature but it was all stuff like "Jake Shields is training his butt off to fight GSP" because google is sexist towards my desires to ogle bro butt.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Ugh, I would do things to her...
    Take her out to dinner and then give her a firm handshake

    Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

    And I just can't see Annie the same anymore after reading the interview where Brie details some of her past...ahem, exploits.

    mcdermott on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Fluffy this is insufficient.

    No but seriously fill [chat] with Allison Brie.

    tumblr_le3sxxvuBz1qc382yo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1301274848&Signature=E8K%2Fcb6UG6zg%2FXw2zI8yb6ALl6Y%3D

    Hot. Fucking. Damn.

    (maybe NSFW)

    Yeah.

    Yeah.

    Wash on
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  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Just so we're clear, there's really no reason you have to stop.

    If you don't want to.

    mcdermott on
  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I am at work Fluffy but everything is S for me.

    EDIT: That last pic is forbidden, Fluffy. what are you trying to pull.

    stevemarks44 on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    And for those of us who like both:
    bomer3.jpg
    natalie-portman-picture-6.jpg

    Thomamelas on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Ugh, I would do things to her...
    Take her out to dinner and then give her a firm handshake

    Sometimes when I fantasize about my goals I think

    1. Film school
    2. Graduate
    3. Get a job
    4. Get my own project going
    5. "Oh hey, have you met Alison yet? I was just telling her about your next project... "

    because I am naive.


    At some point after 5 she and I have sex, if the implication wasn't clear enough.

    Wash on
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  • MimMim New Year New MeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim I searched for "Jake Shields butt" in GIS because really that's his best feature but it was all stuff like "Jake Shields is training his butt off to fight GSP" because google is sexist towards my desires to ogle bro butt.

    I typically only like muscular men if they're doing each other.

    I'm all about skinny/chubby/scrawny dudes.

    I had a teacher who was overweight, he was so fucking hot to me. I'd stare the entire semester at him with loving eyes. Like "Oh my god, date meeeee."

    I'm more about personality in general though. If you have a sexy personality, I'll find you sexy. Allison Brie seems like she has a great personality so she's sexy to me. Same with Brandon Routh.

    Mim on
    We stan a problematic fave
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Ugh, I would do things to her...
    Take her out to dinner and then give her a firm handshake

    Forget that, this is my plan:
    15x15_party_2.jpg

    TehSloth on
    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I am at work Fluffy but everything is S for me.

    EDIT: That last pic is forbidden, Fluffy. what are you trying to pull.

    I got to see it.

    Guess you're just not on the list.

    mcdermott on
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