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[Mini] - WoD of Darkness Game Over! Vampire Victory!

LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher KingThe AcademyRegistered User regular
edited April 2011 in Critical Failures
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The World of Darkness. Not a pleasant place to live. Not if you are a normal, average person. Factories churn out pollution with no one to stop them. This kills plant and animal life and poisons even the people who work there. It is a darker reflection of our own world, a place that no one of us would envy. In addition to all the crime, pollution, and disease that runs rampant in the World of Darkness, there are also all manner of things that go bump in the night.

Vampires stalk the cities, feeding on people like cattle. Werewolves stalk the wild places, locked in their eternal battle against the Wyrm, an entity bent on corrupting and degrading the world. The Fae, a race of beings from the dawn of man, spawned from his earliest dreams, are dying. Thriving on imagination and creativity, they barely survive in a world seemingly dedicated to the erasure of the human spirit. Mages, men and women gifted with the power to alter reality itself hide among mankind, disguising their workings as coincidence in order to avoid the touch of Paradox. With all of these things stalking the night, humanity is outclassed. In this world, there are only three concerns, wake up, breathe, keep breathing. Now it is your turn to step into this world. Let us see if you can survive.


This is a mini-phalla, designed for 30 players. This is mostly a standard phalla, with no really odd powers. There is a mafia, out to dominate, control, and feed off humanity. The majority of players will be your average, run of the mill human beings, just trying to get by. They are not interested in being dominated, controlled, and fed off. Thankfully, there is also a group of individuals who are also not to keen on that happening. There are no conversions, thralls, or millers.

There will be a VOTE every night to establish who Fate, who's attention is never good in a place like the World of Darkness, will touch with an unfortunate demise. You may retract your VOTE if you wish, but you don't need to.

The normal rules apply. No quoting of role PM's, and I must be added to any pro-boards that are created for nefarious plotting. I like nefarious plotting.

Any clarifications may be requested in Bold Orange

This phalla will see its day's end at 6:00PM PDT (because that's where I live, and what time all my clocks say). Calculate your own end time accordingly, please. Orders sent to me before that time will count, anything time stamped after 5:59 PDT will not be counted.

Now is the time to join the ranks of the players in this game in some sort of suitably COLORFUL fashion!

I'm looking for game start to be Sunday evening at 6:00PM PDT

Sample Villager Role PM
You are a normal person. You eat, sleep and try to live from day to day. You are largely ignorant of the creatures that walk among you. They are legends, fairy tales, nothing that a real honest adult would believe in. You are just trying to get by without being killed.
You will achieve victory when the Vampires are eliminated and the Werewolves go home.

Narration for start of day 2
Start of day 3
Start of day 4
Start of day 5

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Player List

    1. The Anonymous - Killed by fate
    2. Samurai6966
    3. Dunadan019
    4. Phyphor - Killed by Fate
    5. MaxFrost
    6. White Zinfandel - Chill of the Windsabre
    7. OldManken - Insides frozen
    8. Alegis - torn limb from limb
    9. Ringo - Chill of the Windsabre
    10. Garroad_Ran - Killed by Fate
    11. Alt_Raven
    12. Teucrian
    13. Capfalcon - Killed with inhuman strength
    14. Sir Fabulous - Insides frozen, Killed with Inhuman strength
    15. 3clipse - Killed by Fate
    16. Cj Iwakura
    17. Dragon6860 - Insides frozen
    18. Fiaryn - Insides Frozen
    19. Lonelyahava - Chill of the Windsabre
    20. Kuhlmeye
    21. Extermatott
    22. Lucedes - Chill of the Windsabre
    23. Romanqwerty
    24. Spoit - Killed with inhuman strength
    25. Heffling - Killed by Fate
    26. Immortal Squish
    27. CaptainPlanet82 - Killed by inhuman strength
    28. Coutts - Killed with a vengeance
    29. real_pochacco - Killed with inhuman strength
    30. Matev - Insides frozen, killed by a packmate

    Reserves
    1.
    2. VoidSlayer
    3.
    4.
    5.

    LoserForHireX on
    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sign up for WoD phalla: critical success!

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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sunrise is the darkness of the postman!
    Signing up for Malkavian

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    signup

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    In the dark darkness of the dark darkness, there is only DARKNESS!

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Signing up to slaughter humanity

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    Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Gonna stake some vamps

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    WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !OMNOM YOUR GRIMDARK ARMOR CANNOT STOP MY DESERT EAGLES

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    oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    SIGN UP!

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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    upsigndown

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    This'll all be over before next Saturday, right?

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yes Please

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    Alt_RavenAlt_Raven Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sign up!

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    You touched my Tra-La-La!
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    TeucrianTeucrian Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ringo wrote: »
    This'll all be over before next Saturday, right?

    For you? Definitely.

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !Katanas and trenchcoats are dark and edgy, right?

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I will sparkle like the glare of a thousand suns.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I like playing Phalla

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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sir Fabulous wrote: »
    I will sparkle like the glare of a thousand suns.

    Bright One! He knows no manners! Burn him in Dry Ice!

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !House and Clan represent

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    There had better be some Rock Paper Scissors in this game.

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    Ghostly ClockworkGhostly Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I also enjoy playing Phalla. Sign Up!

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    FTC: HONK.
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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !Sign up

    RIP AND TEAR

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm assuming that this is nWoD....


    am I correct?

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sounds like OWoD to me.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    hmm...

    a chance to play a WoD game...

    with a 2pm close for me....

    ohme ohmy.

    i have missed the setting a bit.....

    Oh what the hell

    !signup

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    lonelyahava wrote: »
    I'm assuming that this is nWoD....


    am I correct?

    CJ is correct, this is oWoD. I'm an oWoDer...

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    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hmmm....

    ok then!

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hopefully the server will let me play this time.

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    in it to ... well, usually i don't win it.

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    #pxq111335

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    One of you reserve over in Mascara's game, please, apparently we need it

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I hope the lore isn't toooooo important

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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yay, all those years of LARP weren't wasted!

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    immortal squishimmortal squish Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Fuck it, the village has to do better this time, right?

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Spoit wrote: »
    I hope the lore isn't toooooo important

    YOU WILL READ UP ON DRAGONBALL Z WITH VAMPIRES AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.

    HIS POTENCE LEVEL IS UNREAL.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    WHAT DOTH THE SCRYER SAYETH REGARDING HIS POTENCY?

    IT IS...IT IS GREATER THAN 450 SCORE!

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    tsk tsk tsk.

    Such children these nights.

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    IF THEY'RE NOT BULLSHITTING AROUND WITH THEIR ABSURD AND DIFFICULT TO RATIONALIZE ANIME SUPER POWERS THEN THEY'RE BEING PRETENTIOUS AS ALL FUCK

    NO VAMPIRES

    YOU ARE THE ANIMES.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    NEXT TIME ON WORLD OF DARKNESS Z

    HHHHHRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHNNNNNNNNNNN

    *big hair*

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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Fiaryn power level is over 9000. However, he is on the wrong sun and is getting warts!

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