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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I was the fat kid, the weird kid, and the teacher's pet all rolled into one in grade school

    I got it pretty bad

    no one really gave a shit once I hit high school though, so I started emotionally tormenting myself instead

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    frankie is watching the parent trap

    why does she do this to me?

    Which one, the original or the remake?

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  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Indeed.

    [chat] is supposed to flow naturally from one subject to the next.

    MyDcmbr on
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    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    frankie is watching the parent trap

    why does she do this to me?

    It's not that bad.

    Wash on
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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Mascarpone Stuffed French Toast with Peaches

    Ingredients
    8 fresh peaches 1/2 cup sugar 4 pinches ground nutmeg 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 4 Mexican bolillo rolls 1 cup mascarpone cheese 6 tablespoons confectioners' sugar 1 lemon, zested 6 eggs 3/4 cup milk 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract 2 teaspoons butter, or as needed 2 teaspoons vegetable oil, or as needed

    For the directions: Come to my house with the ingredients and the ability to bake/cook/create food

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Weird looking at Lindsay Lohan in that movie and seeing what she's turned into. I remember when she turned 18 and everyone was all "woohoo legal! Let's tap that" and then everybody did and now her snatch much look like a marsh.

    Wash on
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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    frankie is watching the parent trap

    why does she do this to me?

    Because she loves you Will.

    Onetime my fiancée took me to see The Backup Plan at the cheap theater and felt so sorry to me that I was allowed to pick the next five movies we saw.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    frankie is watching the parent trap

    why does she do this to me?

    Because she loves you Will.

    Onetime my fiancée took me to see The Backup Plan at the cheap theater and felt so sorry to me that I was allowed to pick the next five movies we saw.

    Ahahahaha I love it

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    Weird looking at Lindsay Lohan in that movie and seeing what she's turned into. I remember when she turned 18 and everyone was all "woohoo legal! Let's tap that" and then everybody did and now her snatch much look like a marsh.

    A regularly used synonym for vagina in Swedish actually means "wet marshland" when tracing back the word's original meaning.

    This has been Swedish Class #401, tune in for more.

    Honk on
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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Changing the subject a little here, I love re-reading old issues of Retro Gamer magazine because, unlike modern gaming mags, they age exceptionally well.

    I miss Nintendo Power. I got my subscription 'cause it came with a free copy of Dragon Warrior.

    <3 Howard & Nester

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    frankie is watching the parent trap

    why does she do this to me?

    Which one, the original or the remake?

    the remake

    Irond Will on
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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Honk wrote: »
    Weird looking at Lindsay Lohan in that movie and seeing what she's turned into. I remember when she turned 18 and everyone was all "woohoo legal! Let's tap that" and then everybody did and now her snatch much look like a marsh.

    A regularly used synonym for vagina in Swedish actually means "wet marshland" when tracing back the word's original meaning.

    This has been Swedish Class #401, tune in for more.

    What is the word I need to use it.

    Wash on
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    frankie is watching the parent trap

    why does she do this to me?

    Which one, the original or the remake?

    the remake

    You know Lindsay Lohan used to have such charm and spunk. I can't blame her.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i used to really go after people for their religious beliefs when i was young. i'd get really self-righteous about their stupid and harmful beliefs etc.

    i don't really do that anymore. i guess i don't really see it as productive. i don't think that my adopting that tone has ever changed anyone's mind. mostly, it just makes the person in question think that i'm a confrontational asshole and maybe that all atheists are assholes.

    in spite of being considered something of a jerk at times (shocking, I know), i've never been confrontational on stuff like that. nothings gained from it and it's needlessly antagonistic.

    i think i pretty much stopped when i moved out of texas. i guess i just wanted to be an asshole to texans

    you've moved on to being an asshole to ____________. sign of personal growth for sure.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Changing the subject a little here, I love re-reading old issues of Retro Gamer magazine because, unlike modern gaming mags, they age exceptionally well.

    I miss Nintendo Power. I got my subscription 'cause it came with a free copy of Dragon Warrior.

    <3 Howard & Nester

    My favorite Nintendo Power issues were the Final Fantasy 1 and Ninja Gaiden 2 issues. I can't decide between the two, though NG2 issue probably wins because it showed you how to make a ninja mask!

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Changing the subject a little here, I love re-reading old issues of Retro Gamer magazine because, unlike modern gaming mags, they age exceptionally well.
    I miss Nintendo Power. I got my subscription 'cause it came with a free copy of Dragon Warrior.

    <3 Howard & Nester
    I got my copy of Dragon Warrior the same way.

    Thanatos on
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    frankie is watching the parent trap

    why does she do this to me?

    Which one, the original or the remake?

    the remake

    You know Lindsay Lohan used to have such charm and spunk. I can't blame her.
    She probably still has a lot of the second one.

    matt has a problem on
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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    frankie is watching the parent trap

    why does she do this to me?

    Because she loves you Will.

    Onetime my fiancée took me to see The Backup Plan at the cheap theater and felt so sorry to me that I was allowed to pick the next five movies we saw.

    Ahahahaha I love it

    So do I :lol:

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2011
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    frankie is watching the parent trap

    why does she do this to me?

    Because she loves you Will.

    Onetime my fiancée took me to see The Backup Plan at the cheap theater and felt so sorry to me that I was allowed to pick the next five movies we saw.

    if frankie ever showed shame at her poor decisions then it might all be worth it.

    but she does not. she is recalcitrant. she is like a naughty child delighted at her own transgressiveness.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2011
    how did they end up with a custody arrangement where each parent gets one twin and the twins aren't informed that they even have other parents or sisters?

    like, what state has that as an option for divorce?

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I like to take my big manly friends to see kids' movies.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I traced the explative out of this page when I was wee.
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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I like to take my big manly friends to see kids' movies.

    Say, "Hey, let's go see that movie with the Rock!"

    Then, bam,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqnjK79fGSw

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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    frankie is watching the parent trap

    why does she do this to me?

    Because she loves you Will.

    Onetime my fiancée took me to see The Backup Plan at the cheap theater and felt so sorry to me that I was allowed to pick the next five movies we saw.

    if frankie ever showed shame at her poor decisions then it might all be worth it.

    but she does not. she is recalcitrant. she is like a naughty child delighted at her own transgressiveness.

    My Sig-Other and I have a deal that when the other person is right, and we are wrong, we have to declare it loudly to the other person and then hug. It seems to work okay.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited April 2011
    Changing the subject a little here, I love re-reading old issues of Retro Gamer magazine because, unlike modern gaming mags, they age exceptionally well.

    I really like reading my old (circa 1996ish) issues of PC Gamer US. The reviews were written like long essays and went really in-depth and every writer had a regular column in the back, often very interesting and sometimes only tangentially related to PC gaming.

    There was this guy, William Trotter, who was a really hardcore wargame grognard but didn't have the unpleasantness you would normally associate with those people. He used his column to go behind the scenes at a lot of these little boutique software outfits that made these loving simulations of obscure battles and he'd talk to them about their favorite historical periods and generals and whatnot and it was all really interesting stuff, real games journalism of a sort you still don't see very often.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    When I first heard the name Parent Trap, I thought it would be something like Children of the Corn.

    Or Home Alone, but with lethal booby traps and a patricidal Macaulay Culkin.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    People talk about how great Nintendo Power used to be. I grew up with a variety of official Nintendo magazines as it changed hands from publisher to publisher, each one trying their best to make it edgy and relevant by, for instance, incorporating excessive use of the word "poo".

    Now it's published by Future Publishing, just like every other ruddy magazine in the UK, where the rule is "if it's on the cover, it's probably been awarded 10 out of 10."

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Man, I am all over the place on Ratfist. The art is great and I like some pages but other times I am just bewildered and confused. At least it has a consistently moving-forward narrative.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I grew up with this.

    ANTIC_-_February_1987.jpg

    And thus feel old.


    Also, what's up with the new image option?

    matt has a problem on
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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Changing the subject a little here, I love re-reading old issues of Retro Gamer magazine because, unlike modern gaming mags, they age exceptionally well.

    I really like reading my old (circa 1996ish) issues of PC Gamer US. The reviews were written like long essays and went really in-depth and every writer had a regular column in the back, often very interesting and sometimes only tangentially related to PC gaming.

    There was this guy, William Trotter, who was a really hardcore wargame grognard but didn't have the unpleasantness you would normally associate with those people. He used his column to go behind the scenes at a lot of these little boutique software outfits that made these loving simulations of obscure battles and he'd talk to them about their favorite historical periods and generals and stuff and it was all really interesting stuff.

    I remember Bill Trotter! Those old issues of PC Gamer were fantastic.

    Squirm, are they still making Retro Gamer? I used to see it at Barnes & Noble, but I don't see it anymore. You're right though, it's reporting is more historical than current event and so it works well to re-read. I would actually love the chance to pay for a .pdf archive of the entire run if it is no longer being published.

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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    <Gah!> 30 minutes left until Oral Arguments. What am I going to say, what am I going to say?

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Huh. Friend of mine's birthday was yesterday. Just occurred to me that that, and the subsequent celebratory free drinks and comp't meals that came out of that, might have been the product of an April Fool's joke of hers, 'cause I thought she was born in May....

    Wash on
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited April 2011
    Changing the subject a little here, I love re-reading old issues of Retro Gamer magazine because, unlike modern gaming mags, they age exceptionally well.

    I miss Nintendo Power. I got my subscription 'cause it came with a free copy of Dragon Warrior.

    <3 Howard & Nester

    yes and yes!

    I played the fuck out of that Dragon Warrior on the weekend of New Year's Day, 1990, when I was laid up for a week with an awful stomach flu. It was the first JRPG I'd ever tried and the sickness and medicine lent everything a really weird hypnagogic intensity. I vividly remember the slimes and monsters moving even though they very plainly do not.

    Also, some of those Howard & Nesters had pretty good art. I always wondered if the person who drew them ever went on to be famous or just remained an anonymous company hack forever.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2011
    I grew up with this.

    ANTIC_-_February_1987.jpg

    And thus feel old.


    Also, what's up with the new image option?

    i didn't know that feral was an atari guy

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    <Gah!> 30 minutes left until Oral Arguments. What am I going to say, what am I going to say?

    I recommend thorough examination of the glans with your tongue.

    Premier kakos on
  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Huh. Friend of mine's birthday was yesterday. Just occurred to me that that, and the subsequent celebratory free drinks and comp't meals that came out of that, might have been the product of an April Fool's joke of hers, 'cause I thought she was born in May....

    That would be the best April Fools ever!

    MyDcmbr on
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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    so sleepy, what the hell

    Dynagrip on
  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I grew up with this:

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    And I bloody loved it. No gaming mag has reached this level of brilliance since.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Oh, hello MLG SC2 game, nice of you to start.

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