Goddamnit! My mom just told me due to budget cuts, they're thinking of cutting staff at my high school, and another one in my district by 70%. I have no idea how they think the schools will be functional after that. They're considering getting rid of the magnet program all together. My school has a lot of famous alumni, and the other high school is one of the top 10 high schools in the country. They can kiss that goodbye I guess.
70% sounds like "we're gonna highball it to show how serious we are, then let the ensuing inevitable standoff whittle it down to something sensible"
Once at my old job there was a problem with fridge theft. I worked next to a mini fridge so I just used that, but one day someone told me I could take one of their yogurts so I went to the big fridge. There was a pizza inside that had a note on it saying "I DRAGGED MY BALLS OVER THIS, I'M WILLING TO EAT IT ANYWAYS, ARE YOU???"
Goddamnit! My mom just told me due to budget cuts, they're thinking of cutting staff at my high school, and another one in my district by 70%. I have no idea how they think the schools will be functional after that. They're considering getting rid of the magnet program all together. My school has a lot of famous alumni, and the other high school is one of the top 10 high schools in the country. They can kiss that goodbye I guess.
70% sounds like "we're gonna highball it to show how serious we are, then let the ensuing inevitable standoff whittle it down to something sensible"
I dunno, in dire straits education budgets always get sliced up more than an east hollywood hooker
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"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
how can I respect anyone with a sig/av border like that
Sounds like this little boy has already learned how to be a tool of the patriarchy and oppress women for their natural expressions of femininity already.
how can I respect anyone with a sig/av border like that
Sounds like this little boy has already learned how to be a tool of the patriarchy and oppress women for their natural expressions of femininity already.
young girls are easier to train its not sick it's true
Once at my old job there was a problem with fridge theft. I worked next to a mini fridge so I just used that, but one day someone told me I could take one of their yogurts so I went to the big fridge. There was a pizza inside that had a note on it saying "I DRAGGED MY BALLS OVER THIS, I'M WILLING TO EAT IT ANYWAYS, ARE YOU???"
should have stolen it and thrown it out (or ate it, whatever you're into) and left a note
how can I respect anyone with a sig/av border like that
Sounds like this little boy has already learned how to be a tool of the patriarchy and oppress women for their natural expressions of femininity already.
Once at my old job there was a problem with fridge theft. I worked next to a mini fridge so I just used that, but one day someone told me I could take one of their yogurts so I went to the big fridge. There was a pizza inside that had a note on it saying "I DRAGGED MY BALLS OVER THIS, I'M WILLING TO EAT IT ANYWAYS, ARE YOU???"
should have stolen it and thrown it out (or ate it, whatever you're into) and left a note
how can I respect anyone with a sig/av border like that
Sounds like this little boy has already learned how to be a tool of the patriarchy and oppress women for their natural expressions of femininity already.
Look, lady, letting out enormous panic farts in the presence of a pretty boy is not a natural expression of femininity. Gay dudes do it too.
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edited April 2011
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Heh, yeah.
it's like, loves time
is that not awesome
it's like, an eerily appropriate comic book name
it's lovetime 8-)
yes, so please close your door and give your mom and I some peace
70% sounds like "we're gonna highball it to show how serious we are, then let the ensuing inevitable standoff whittle it down to something sensible"
Respect your step-father, Nerdgasmic, or you'll be sleeping out on the streets.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I dunno, in dire straits education budgets always get sliced up more than an east hollywood hooker
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Sounds like this little boy has already learned how to be a tool of the patriarchy and oppress women for their natural expressions of femininity already.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
young girls are easier to train its not sick it's true
imma hit you with my wip
"yes"
*tear*
[Chat]s little boy is growing up
all hippielike and such
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Oh man.
I'm using this if it ever happens to me.
Look, lady, letting out enormous panic farts in the presence of a pretty boy is not a natural expression of femininity. Gay dudes do it too.
3in tha am
doot diiiiiiiiii doooodeliii dooooot
what the fuck this was reccomended for me on YouTube I don't understand
and apparently it's a meme??????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juz_4X24Ihs&feature=related
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
hey now.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
were you panicking because you were farting
or were they completely unrelated phenomena
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
is pooping like one of your defensive measures or something
Maury Povich will be the judge of that.
No when I'm startled I scuttle away like a crab and pinch my enormous claws in the air as a warning to predators