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People are People [Life Lessons]

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    what was that thing Linus Pauling said
    it was a nerdy version of the golden rule

    Too bad the golden rule is dumb.

    ur dum

    Tam on
  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nogs wrote: »
    I've come to the wonderful realization that stuff is, in fact, stuff.

    Also, things are things.

    And it is how it is.

    pretty much. i know this was meant to be a joke post, but for whatever reason, i used to think certain things, people, stuff was special

    and therefore, better than me. Whether is was a movie star, the latest new gadget, whatever.

    figuring out that wasn't the case, really leveled the playing field in a lot of ways.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqMODweN8lQ&feature=related

    SoaL on
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  • basinobasino Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yea I think most people thought that the "cool kids" in school were somehow special. And then you realize that they were dipshits just like everyone else.

    basino on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Wiet wrote: »
    I hold on to the belief that everything will turn out fine in the end. I realise it's horribly naive, but I feel better for it.

    Yeah, you seem to be ignoring a staggering amount of evidence to the contrary

    Poorochondriac on
  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    man lesson

    there are 3 things you should never go cheap on
    a barber, a tailor, and a butcher

    Daric on
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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    another one that i had always carried with me, but never heard outloud until he said it:

    "Work hard and be kind." - Conan O'Brien

    Nogs on
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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    oh yeah

    do unto others 25% better than you would have them do unto you
    the 25% is for error

    ahurr hurr

    Tam on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Love is LouBoutins

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    the world according to Good Burger

    SoaL on
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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nogs wrote: »
    another one that i had always carried with me, but never heard outloud until he said it:

    "Work hard and be kind." - Conan O'Brien

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icIwKaci3MI&feature=player_detailpage#t=32s

    Edit: Life lesson - Kill people who film their TV screen.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Life Lessons: Don't be a dick

    Solar on
  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind."
    --
    One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
    --
    I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

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  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    if you resolutely pull yourself up by your bootstraps and try really really hard you're bound to achieve what you want


    no wait thats complete horse shit sorry

    Berk on
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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
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    Wear a goddamn condom

    mensch-o-matic on
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    im not sayin shit about bootstraps

    i just enjoy the focus working hard brings and 'be kind' is pretty much good advice no matter what

    Nogs on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Berk wrote: »
    if you resolutely pull yourself up by your bootstraps and try really really hard you're bound to achieve what you want


    no wait thats complete horse shit sorry

    you might

    you could be oprah or j.k. rowling or something

    dear god please let me get staggeringly lucky for no discernible reason

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    life lesson: don't fart on a baby

    What if the baby farted first?

    Also what if the baby is actually Hitler? What then??

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
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    mensch-o-matic on
  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    its cool I'm just being a bell-end

    Berk on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    you should always fart on hitler babies

    PiptheFair on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    also mensch

    fart on mensch

    PiptheFair on
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
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    Nogs on
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    can you send that to my email in a format that can work as a desktop please

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    berk did you see the pic i posted on your fb wall.

    http://i.imgur.com/B0nfs.jpg

    cos if you haven't here it is. don't imgquote it though, its gigantic

    what a coincidence, "Black people enjoying nature" is the title of my upcoming photo exhibit

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Berk wrote: »
    its cool I'm just being a bell-end

    is cool you just introduced me to the term bell-end and it is awesome

    Nogs on
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  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    berk did you see the pic i posted on your fb wall.

    http://i.imgur.com/B0nfs.jpg

    cos if you haven't here it is. don't imgquote it though, its gigantic

    yeah thanks
    also it was p hard not to img quote it regardless

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    Berk on
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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Not everything that you touch
    Will always turn to gold
    Don't mind that smell of my breath
    That's just my rotten soul

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also mensch

    fart on mensch

    tumblr_ljpqs7iTlz1qamwvho1_500.jpg

    mensch-o-matic on
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    KILL IT

    Nogs on
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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    berk did you see the pic i posted on your fb wall.

    http://i.imgur.com/B0nfs.jpg

    cos if you haven't here it is. don't imgquote it though, its gigantic

    what a coincidence, "Black people enjoying nature" is the title of my upcoming photo exhibit
    lol you don't know who that is

    What makes you think that?

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also mensch

    fart on mensch

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    for every uncute there is a cute

    mensch-o-matic on
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It looks a little sad, actually.

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    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nogs wrote: »
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    KILL IT

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    "Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment." -Buddha

    Xehalus on
  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I still have a hard time taking the whole 'people are people' thing to heart; as much as I can tell myself intellectually, I still seem to assume everybody else is better than me and I'm not worth their time. Not quite sure how to override my instincts on that one.

    I mean, all evidence points to the fact that I'm pretty awesome and people generally like me, but there's always part of me that doesn't quite believe it.

    Ten on
  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nogs wrote: »
    i know this was meant to be a joke post

    It wasn't. I was being serious.

    Marshmallow on
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nogs wrote: »
    i know this was meant to be a joke post

    It wasn't. I was being serious.

    well then, my bad!

    Nogs on
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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nogs, stop moping about and play some marvel with me

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    awwwwlllllright

    Nogs on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    When you told me to derelick your balls, that really hurt.

    Clint Eastwood on
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