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[mini] Phalla Township of the Midwest [GAME OVER: Flawless Skinwalker Victory]

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    DrKippy wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    What does one do with human skin, anyway? So gross.

    Why don't you tell me? ;)

    But more seriously, never seen silence of the lambs? Somewhere out there is a mafia wearing a very pretty Spoit dress... (remind me to stab myself with a fork if they come for me)

    Let me tell you - if I'm ever in one of those movie situations where the protagonist shoots at the bad guy over and over and misses every shot, I'm going to make sure I save that last bullet for myself so I don't have to be skinned alive. That just seems painful and unnecessary.

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    FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Clarification Denied

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Because i am heading to bed and most likely will not be able to check this before I work tomorrow I am still going to vote for Dunadan019...he usually talks more. but nearly if not all voting post have just been the vote, no explanation. But eh Night all

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    ooooooOOOOOOoooooo

    As expected. This village ain't gonna put up much of a fight.

    OOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOO

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    CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm going with The Anonymous. At the beginning of all three bandwagons. Coincidence or good hiding spot? Still doesn't look good.

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Godmode. If my mafiadar is functioning.

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    Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Allright...welp...ok then. Is it time for this yet?

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Maybe.

    Is there one for me?

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    Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It looks like theres plenty for everyone there, Darian. But you may have to ask Reba, first. You know how her sassy, down-home sense of humor is.

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    DrKippy wrote: »
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    Again? Also, FBI?

    If I had to guess (and, it turns out, I do :p), I'd assume guard?

    I'm voting !Kilroy again, for the same reasons as before.

    That, and Ringo & Spoit both voted for him and were mafiatised, which makes this weak theory only slightly less weak.
    Worth a shot. Kilroy

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Godmode for being generally unhelpful, on the edge of inactivity, and throwaway votes yesterday and the day before on the same person, with pretty much no game induced reasoning.

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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    DrKippy wrote: »
    If I had to guess (and, it turns out, I do :p), I'd assume guard?

    I'm voting !Kilroy again, for the same reasons as before.

    That, and Ringo & Spoit both voted for him and were mafiatised, which makes this weak theory only slightly less weak.
    Kilroy also.

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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    DrKippy wrote: »
    If I had to guess (and, it turns out, I do :p), I'd assume guard?

    I'm voting !Kilroy again, for the same reasons as before.

    That, and Ringo & Spoit both voted for him and were mafiatised, which makes this weak theory only slightly less weak.
    Kilroy also.
    (Again)

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    mascara305mascara305 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm leaning towards Kilroy.... Just how the votes were distributed on the bandwagons, makes me extra curious what color he/she is going to bleed....

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    CaptainPlanet82

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    Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Duna, I thought you said yesterday that we should be voting out Romanq today? Is there a method to the madness, or just the madness?

    Barring any epic reveals, it looks likeKilroy was here.

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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    revoke reserve

    I'll only have time for slightly following one phalla, will be blarney's

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The_Anonymous has avoided a bandwagon too many times for my liking.

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    CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I don't understand the FBI comment. Isn't that the first we heard about the FBI?

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm gonna go with the bandwagon on this one, Kilroy has had me mildly suspicious this game.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I was voting for kilroy before it was even a thing. (Yesterday.)

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    Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I don't understand the FBI comment. Isn't that the first we heard about the FBI?

    I think its the first news. What comment are you talking about?

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    CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I don't understand the FBI comment. Isn't that the first we heard about the FBI?

    I think its the first news. What comment are you talking about?

    I read it wrong being tired from work and all. I saw "FBI Again?" but he said "Again? Also, FBI?" Still confused with the "again?" part but it doesn't really matter.

    I can see the reasoning on the Kilroy wagon, but I think it is taking off way too easily.

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    Captain MarcusCaptain Marcus now arrives the hour of actionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'll put in my vote for godmode. Same reasoning as kuhlmeye- mostly inactive, no reasoning for posts or votes, and throwaway votes. Much like Dunadan019.

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    DrKippyDrKippy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Duna, I thought you said yesterday that we should be voting out Romanq today? Is there a method to the madness, or just the madness?

    Barring any epic reveals, it looks likeKilroy was here.

    I think Dunadan can be forgiven for changing his mind considering roman is already dead :p

    On a side note, in case I'm not around to say so tomorrow, Godmode is also starting to feel odd to me as well. I don't get the mascara voting pattern (who I kind of trust), and not responding to the questions/accusations is weird.

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    Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Duna never gets forgiven. I've only played 3 phallas and even I know this rule.

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    FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Vote Closed

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So a killroy wagon tonight eh? Meh I am still annoyed at Duna so I don't care to much...

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Gah I keep thinking that the vote closes an hour later than it does.

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    FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Day 5

    CaptainPlanet82 spent the last year wandering the country, chasing down each and every one of Spoit’s wild goose chases. Every time it started with them back at the office, Spoit reading aloud from some old unsolved case file, CaptainPlanet82 silently wishing he’d just become a doctor instead. Spoit would always say, like a mantra: “There is so much more to this world than we believe, Cap. We just gotta find some proof.” One day, while on a road trip to a particularly strange case, CaptainPlanet82 had enough.

    “You know what I believe, Spoit?” he finally retorted. “I believe in science and in evidence. And I believe that you want these fantastical things to be true so badly that you can’t see the reality smacking you in the face.” CaptainPlanet82 paused. That was too far. He softened his tone before he spoke again.

    “We never find any proof because this world is just as boring and mundane as we think it is.”

    It was an awkward car ride. Spoit didn’t bring up any of Phalla Township’s local legends anymore, referring to them as the Murderers. For days, they canvased the area. They talked to locals and set-up watch on potential targets, but to no avail. Whomever was behind this, they were careful to not leave behind any trace. Until Spoit showed up skinned alive.

    CaptainPlanet82 became focused. Over and over he went up and down the suspect list, looked at pages of evidence, checked out M.E. reports. Finally, he thought he saw a loose end. CaptainPlanet82 headed out to an old abandoned farm house owned by one of the first victims to turn up. In the reports, the cellar was searched by a deputy, but there was no record of any crime scene photographs taken.

    Armed with determination and bolt-cutters, CaptainPlanet82 broke his way in through the double doors leading under the house. The smell of bile and rotting flesh overwhelmed him. Down the stairs he went, into the cellar. There were piles of flesh on the ground, blood stains leading to a wide-mouth drain.

    A wide closet in the corner was half-open. Inside was a Sheriff’s uniform. Inside was a Deputy’s uniform. Inside were two patchwork suits of human skin, covered in slime, hanging from the hooks. CaptainPlanet82 would have vomited if in that moment a cloth filled with chloroform hadn’t been shoved over his nose and right down his throat.




    Death Toll
    Kilroy - Everyday Citizen - Executed by popular demand.
    CaptainPlanet82 - FBI Agent - Skinned alive.
    mascara305 - Everyday Citizen - Skinned alive.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    If I were mafia when the seer revealed, the first thing I would do would be not to vote for the seer.

    you can't write off all those people who did throwaway votes.

    Anybody else remember this? Smartest post from from 2 days ago.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Darian

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I think any of those first 5 on Kilroy are an excellent choice. We are to the point where they have enough people to push the vote to whoever they want. DrKippy, TA, Stever, mascara, smoove.

    Any of them are a good choice in my mind.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Dunadan019

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    ok guys this is what we are down to

    Kuhlmeye
    Grundlterror
    Dunadan019
    Captain Marcus
    Extermatott
    godmode
    Smoove Operator
    The Anonymous
    stever777
    vertroue
    DrKippy
    Sir Fabulous

    And so there are 12 with most likely 5 mafia.
    As such Godmode, Dunadan019, and The Anonymous all where the firsts ones to vote for each of the 3 that died last night.

    might mean nothing...might be everything

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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Let's get 'im!
    DrKippy

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    DrKippyDrKippy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Getting vote history from Kuhls line of thinking:

    Day 2 Voter Timeline
    (excluding all votes before LoserX's reveal, aside form those who voted for him)

    Original LoserX voters:
    stever777 (alive)
    The Anonymous (alive)
    DrKippy (alive)
    Smoove Operator (alive)

    Epic Reveal! (note to future epic revealers: put the big text outside of the spoiler tag)
    Sigmund -> Ringo
    Kuhlmeye (alive) -> Roman
    GrundTerror (alive) -> CptPlanet
    Kilroy -> LoserX
    Spoit -> Sigmund
    mascara305 -> godmode (alive)
    cptplanet -> sigmund
    vertroue -> LoserX
    extermatot -> LoserX
    Darian -> Sigmund

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    DrKippyDrKippy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    vertroue wrote: »
    ok guys this is what we are down to

    Kuhlmeye
    Grundlterror
    Dunadan019
    Captain Marcus
    Extermatott
    godmode
    Smoove Operator
    The Anonymous
    stever777
    vertroue
    DrKippy
    Sir Fabulous

    And so there are 12 with most likely 5 mafia.
    As such Godmode, Dunadan019, and The Anonymous all where the firsts ones to vote for each of the 3 that died last night.

    might mean nothing...might be everything

    You forgot to include Darian.

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    DrKippyDrKippy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    stever777 wrote: »
    Let's get 'im!
    DrKippy

    Are you implicating me based on voting for LoserX before his reveal? The vote you started?

    Maybe you're a damned gutsy mafia, but I'm inclined to just question your reasoning.

    Looking over the votes I pulled up on the LoserX vote, I don't think I can make anything specific out of that.

    I'm more inclined to go back to !Godmode. He seems to keep popping up a bit, and I'm still interested in the mascara reasoning.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    hur hur

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