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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    i don't think i've ever met anybody that's had a problem with evolution or religion in school

    and i had friends that would come by the house with members of their church to convince me to come with them to church

    speaking of church, really glad i didn't throw up in it(massively hungover) on sunday, although i was pretty peeved that i missed my niece's baptism, which was the whole point of me going since she requested it, otherwise i could have got more than three hours of sleep!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Instead of going to prom, I got a swanky hotel room and had some real fun with my ladyfriend at the time

    Spent about the same amount but instead of shitty pop music, there was shitty beer, shitty slasher movies, some mortal kombat, and bangin'

    Plus a chance to get away from her kid

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  • DrDinosaurDrDinosaur Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I attend a Catholic high school
    We learned evolution in biology, and nobody complained
    Of course only a small fraction of the student body is actually seriously religious, so there's that

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    i still don't know why i decided to go to prom

    definitely wish i hadn't

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  • OghulkOghulk biggest externality low-energy economistRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    How would one even go about renting a Camel to ride somewhere on?

    I mean seriously.

    Also completely unrelated by cool nonetheless:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1iJXOUMJpg

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    why do you want to rent a camel?

    camels suck

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  • UbikUbik another one of the law guys Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    yeah don't rent one, steal one

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    camels are jerks

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  • OghulkOghulk biggest externality low-energy economistRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I want to ride into prom atop a camel dressed as Lawrence of Arabia

    I imagine everyone's reactions to be this:

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  • OghulkOghulk biggest externality low-energy economistRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I would also attempt to hire a band to play the theme song as I ride in:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuxHLzwlDY4&feature=related

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    camels are jerks

    watch out, they spit

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Prom was bullshit but I looked damn good

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Huh so I graduate high school on the 7th of June, grad night is that day too.

    And it seems I missed a pretty bitchin' after prom party.

    I missed both my after prom parties for reasons outside of my control


    As for people skipping it, that's fine, just don't go and sit inside on your computer. Because that's actually slightly pathetic. Make it a day.

    Find out when/where an after party is and celebrate

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I got my Majors papers signed by the department today so I'm officially a 4 year Major Physics and Astronomy student now!

    If I average a B in second year I'm an Honours Physics and Astronomy Student. Woo!

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Antimatter wrote: »

    I played this in the car basically the entire time
    They told me to stop

    I refused

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Huh so I graduate high school on the 7th of June, grad night is that day too.

    And it seems I missed a pretty bitchin' after prom party.

    I missed both my after prom parties for reasons outside of my control


    As for people skipping it, that's fine, just don't go and sit inside on your computer. Because that's actually slightly pathetic. Make it a day.

    Find out when/where an after party is and celebrate

    everyone knows that the most important part of any dance is the afterparty

    the second most important part is dinner before hand

    the third most important part is pictures of you looking damn good

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  • OghulkOghulk biggest externality low-energy economistRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Pretty much that in entirety.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I had an awesome dinner and looked great but actually didn't go to any afterparties

    Weird, that

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    my college friend told me of his prom experience

    something involving something not good with this girl he was then "in love with"
    and his first time drinking alcohol at the after party

    and rolling around on the grass drunkenly in agony

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  • KabitzyKabitzy find me in Monsbaiya Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I got taken to some christian rec center after my junior prom. Won a game of blackjack.

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  • OghulkOghulk biggest externality low-energy economistRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The school is hosting an after party at the dry college campus nearby.

    The amount of people probably going to that is pretty small I'm sure.

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I went to my senior prom with a girl who had never been asked to a school dance before. She got angry at me during the dinner because our prom group was made up of musical theater kids and having just finished a play we were still in the mood to talk about it (so she felt out).

    Once we got to the dance she immediately split off and once i found her she had her female friends she wasn't in the mood to dance (out of what I can imagine a combination of fear & anger). So I walked around the prom facility. Saw one of my best female friends trying really hard to impress a jerk who I had heard joking he was going to bang her that night.

    On exit of the dance my date was silent towards me and in the distance of the parking lot I saw a magical moment. My ex-girlfriend was making out with her new, abusive boyfriend in his car.

    PROM FUCKING SUCKED.

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  • OghulkOghulk biggest externality low-energy economistRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Isn't there a movie coming out about Prom?

    Yeah there is: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1604171/

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I went to my senior prom with a girl who had never been asked to a school dance before. She got angry at me during the dinner because our prom group was made up of musical theater kids and having just finished a play we were still in the mood to talk about it (so she felt out).

    Once we got to the dance she immediately split off and once i found her she had her female friends she wasn't in the mood to dance (out of what I can imagine a combination of fear & anger). So I walked around the prom facility. Saw one of my best female friends trying really hard to impress a jerk who I had heard joking he was going to bang her that night.

    On exit of the dance my date was silent towards me and in the distance of the parking lot I saw a magical moment. My ex-girlfriend was making out with her new, abusive boyfriend in his car.

    PROM FUCKING SUCKED.

    huh. i guess women don't like being negged after all

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I went to my senior prom with a girl who had never been asked to a school dance before. She got angry at me during the dinner because our prom group was made up of musical theater kids and having just finished a play we were still in the mood to talk about it (so she felt out).

    Once we got to the dance she immediately split off and once i found her she had her female friends she wasn't in the mood to dance (out of what I can imagine a combination of fear & anger). So I walked around the prom facility. Saw one of my best female friends trying really hard to impress a jerk who I had heard joking he was going to bang her that night.

    On exit of the dance my date was silent towards me and in the distance of the parking lot I saw a magical moment. My ex-girlfriend was making out with her new, abusive boyfriend in his car.

    PROM FUCKING SUCKED.

    huh. i guess women don't like being negged after all

    Who'da thunk?

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Of course, like every other man of intelligence and education I do believe in organic evolution. It surprises me that at this late date such questions should be raised.
    Letter to Winterton C. Curtis (29 August 1922)

    Woodrow Wilson.

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  • OghulkOghulk biggest externality low-energy economistRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    When did the idea of organic evolution

    Wait

    This is Wilson.

    The fuck?

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Also Orik, am I to assume that you assume that I use 'negs' on women?

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    problem with prom was it was one of the most miserable experiences of my life, and as a consequence, when it came time for graduation, another event that soured my senior year, i went and got ridiculously drunk at my friend's house with a couple of friends while the rest went to dave & busters or some shit and of course the rest of my friends went drunk so why the hell didn't i go to that instead?

    i feel as if every choice i make is the wrong one.

    on the other hand the after-party for prom was pretty kick ass, but i was the only goddamn person that stayed sober because everybody else was shitfaced drunk so i was the damn babysitter that night.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    still say skipping the prom was my best pre-drinking age decision ever

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I sometimes feel weird for avoided alcohol until I the start of my sophomore year in college.

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  • KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    3.

    3 out of 22.

    That's how many of these little bastards are actually going to pass this class. Those are also the only 3 that actually did all of the programming exercises. I know the department head is going to crap a brick. Oh well, if he doesn't like it, he can go ahead and change the grades.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    zonugal you weren't ready

    you were still a weak, fat baby

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  • OghulkOghulk biggest externality low-energy economistRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I doubt I'd be able to deal with getting shitfaced.

    Also afraid I'd end up getting pissed off while shitfaced and hulking out on everything around me.

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    zonugal you weren't ready

    you were still a weak, fat baby

    Perhaps weak but never fat.

    Never.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    and i have to say i have enjoyed my time at school, incredibly, so long as you keep in the mind the part not officially associated with school.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    oghulk you ninny

    get drunk right now

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Zonugal wrote: »
    zonugal you weren't ready

    you were still a weak, fat baby

    Perhaps weak but never fat.

    Never.

    the fattest baby

    all pudge and cankles and dirty lard soaked diapers

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  • OghulkOghulk biggest externality low-energy economistRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    this is

    problematic

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