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[PHALLA] Sgrub: Rise Up ==> Day 4

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Shock G wrote: »
    What huh?

    Yeah, good way to make yourself a massive target

    CONFESS YOUR EVIL WAYS!

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    All of a sudden what the hell is going on.

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    This is going to be a fun update

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm not on board with the Seriously bandwagon. I guess we'll see how that turns out shortly.

    Don't forget about HellaJeff. Keep him to the fire, should we not get any other leads tonight.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Shock G wrote: »
    This is going to be a fun update

    Sooo, you aren't confessing to being horrible daemonspawn? Well my bluff didn't work then. You live. I do not have a kill.

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    Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Or do you

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I am but a simple villager

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yea, not even the network head. Worthy to bluff you though since you've been leading the village to damnation.

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So is this going to be a 12:10 or 1:30 narration do you think?

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hopefully Baidol will pop in and go NARRATION INC and then drop it in another five or so, to give people a heads up.

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    YOU WILL WAIT LIKE GOOD CHILDREN OR YOU WILL GET NO DESSERT, YOU HEAR ME?

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yeah, mom

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    SnitSnit Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I killed all of you

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    Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Something to note is that "easy" wagons like Vopro, Crimson King, and Seriously are the kind of wagons that at least bad mafia get onto often. After all, why bother dissenting and potentially having a target that lived on your voting record? Need to spend a mafia kill on that now largely cleared target if the village gets you.

    A line of reasoning for tomorrow, should I not live, might be to look at people who you both find suspicious and have voted on these wagons primarily, plus of course the analysis of the RMED wagons once more.

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I shot the sheriff.

    Campion on
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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    What about the deputy, Campion? You're hiding crucial info here.

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I did not kill the deputy.

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Day 4: Blue Blood Blues

    Tonight, witnesses heard a titanic struggle, but when authorities arrived, all that could be found at the crime scene was an odd platform with strange glyphs on it covered with blood. Shockingly the blood was Blue, indicating that one of the Alternians must have been injured. Also seen at the crime were shreds of the royal robe. No body has been recovered, however, and other witnesses report seeing intense blue flashes in the vicinity of what should have been the glorious slaying of one of the invaders.

    While one of our enemies apparently got away, another one of the invaders, Godmode, was found with the all too common, but now somewhat less disturbing, stab wounds. Evidence at the scene seems to indicate this individual may not have been working alone. This one appears to be from an Alternian Terrorist Organization known as the Blue Team.

    Jubilation was tempered by yet another senseless slaying of one of our minions, Snit. Snit’s wounds were consistent with the ever popular stab and clunk technique.

    Another Derse minon, BugBoy, was executed. He was found strangled in a giant spider’s web. Stuck to the web was a document noting his conviction of giving aid and comfort to the enemies of Alternia.

    The bad news just keeps coming as another Derse minion, Antimatter, was found cut in half by a chainsaw. Apparently, the Alternians are getting bored with time shenanigans and have decided to take a more direct approach.

    The democratic execution of common minions is apparently becoming a tradition around here with the summary execution of the unpopular, but not Alternian, Seriously.

    A new hero has been selected to empower the minions to oust our would be alien overlords! Shock G has been elected the Warweary Vigilante. Shock G has been provided with an unlimited supply of red cylinders full of energizing fluid known as ‘Tab’. His jubilant celebration of fizzy energy was nothing short of astounding.

    The Dead
    godmode, Blue Team - Slain by the Shiv of Rage
    Snit, Derse Minion - Shanked
    BugBoy, Derse Minion - Victim of Alternian injustice
    Antimatter, Derse Minion - Chainsawed
    Seriously, Derse Minion - voted out

    Special PM's will be out shortly.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    BUGBOY!?

    I'm caught between sadness, and laughing at the irony of how he died.

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Baidol wrote: »
    YOU WILL WAIT LIKE GOOD CHILDREN OR YOU WILL GET NO DESSERT, YOU HEAR ME?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pst0NUCV-2k

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    who will the next minion we pointlessly kill?

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Centipede Damascus you troll motherfucker. I will have your head.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2011
    so that's

    two mafia down





    ten to go

    agh

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I shall never forgive myself for letting an innocent like Seriously get lynched.

    it is a sorrow I shall take to my grave.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Seriously, that is heartbreaking.

    Heartbreaking.

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    SnitSnit Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    *fart*

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    TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Centipede Damascus works for now. Also centipedes creep me out.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    man

    jack has a pretty good track record at this point

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2011
    I mean aside from murder death killing the queen, yeah

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Baidol wrote: »
    Day 4: Blue Blood Blues

    Tonight, witnesses heard a titanic struggle, but when authorities arrived, all that could be found at the crime scene was an odd platform with strange glyphs on it covered with blood. Shockingly the blood was Blue, indicating that one of the Alternians must have been injured. Also seen at the crime were shreds of the royal robe. No body has been recovered, however, and other witnesses report seeing intense blue flashes in the vicinity of what should have been the glorious slaying of one of the invaders.
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Hello once again Boys and Girls! It is I, Doc Scratch. I have a message from our dear leader The Black King tonight. He deems CENTIPEDE DAMASCUS a treasonous wench who must be but to death. That is all.

    Gentlemen.

    It is time that we voted Centipede Damascus to death.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2011
    welp later !centipede damascus

    hope they show speed racer in hell

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I did not understand the voting trend towards Seriously. The way you people bandwagon confuses me. !Theidar is found to be suspicious of being alien of nature, as well as TDOT.

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !Centipede Damascus

    May we cover the royal grounds in their rainbow blood.

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    goodbye, my friends

    it is my last wish that you all work together as you find your way to victory

    sincerely

    the ever loyal derse minion, bugboy

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I mean aside from murder death killing the queen, yeah

    i mean like

    he's hitting his targets really accurately

    which surprises me

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Here we go. Goodnight now, troll.

    !Centipede Damascus

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Godspeed, Bugboy.

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    SnitSnit Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    wait one more post

    *poot*

    Snit on
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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    A vote for !Centipede Damascus tells us if Phare is really working with the king and is trustworthy, and also our best lead.

    I say we go for it.

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