They all deserve love and respect! All genitals do
Love and respect with gentle confidence and a medium pace.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
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ugh, I've got this really uncomfortable feeling in my head, like a pressure in my sinuses
except it's not really a headache, it's more like someone expanded a balloon back there
I keep reflexively swallowing and blowing my nose to clear it but nothing comes out
I hope this isn't, like, a pending stroke
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
edited May 2011
Speaking of quilters, I contend that the creepiest fucking place on earth is any given state fair/carnival that has that section that's in like the fairgrounds convention center, or a 4h warehouse that has the booths with quilts, and oil paintings and bee keepers.
One of the best incentives about losing weight is that for every 30 pounds dropped, it looks about an inch bigger. So 90 pounds from now, my dick will go from average to above-average. That's like the best weight-loss present ever.
Did I ever tell you about the time I saw Errol Flynn whip out his prick and play the piano with it? Oh well, it was a hundred years ago, I’d just got into modeling, and I went to this half-ass party, and Errol Flynn, so pleased with himself, he was there and he took out his prick and played the piano with it. Thumped the keys. He played You Are My Sunshine. Christ! Everybody says Milton Berle has the biggest schlong in Hollywood. But who cares?
Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
edited May 2011
In college, I knew a gay kid with the nickname "volcano".
He didn't know that it was because his penis was the shape of a volcano. Actually, he had to have known. When your dick is shaped like a cone and people call you volcano, you make the connection. Which kind of begs the question as to why he embraced it.
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Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
In college, I knew a gay kid with the nickname "volcano".
He didn't know that it was because his penis was the shape of a volcano. Actually, he had to have known. When your dick is shaped like a cone and people call you volcano, you make the connection. Which kind of begs the question as to why he embraced it.
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witness the thickness as I kick this
my labias are puffy like two queen-sized pillows
It helps counterbalance the sheer mass of my rippling biceps. You know, like a tripod.
Eddy have you have had a huge dong probe you?
sometimes it hurts when the cervix is hit
it's not "hot" to be in pain from that
Love and respect with gentle confidence and a medium pace.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
except it's not really a headache, it's more like someone expanded a balloon back there
I keep reflexively swallowing and blowing my nose to clear it but nothing comes out
I hope this isn't, like, a pending stroke
And everyone there is like 1,000 years old.
living off the state
This is actually me irl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30GD25un0XQ
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
In comparison to some of Damien Hirst's work, sculpting Petra out of an encylopaedia is old hat.
Does it bother your vagina when the well-endowed southern gentleman pound dat?
i know right?
and it's not exactly awesome running into cervix either
it's like
sorry baby
guess i need to find a girl with a bigger vagina
Marilyn Monroe on Errol Flyyn's penis:
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
living large off the state, you mean
He didn't know that it was because his penis was the shape of a volcano. Actually, he had to have known. When your dick is shaped like a cone and people call you volcano, you make the connection. Which kind of begs the question as to why he embraced it.
It sucks when it hurts. But when it's done right, it's awesome.
The most appropriate avatar/post combination ever?
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
Chicks dug that hot eruption.
le sigh
Shave and a haircut.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
In my experience, any interaction with the cervix ends in people complaining and walking funny and you feeling bad about yourself.
You can't do it instantly. You have to build up to it.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
It's actually the beat to "It's a Long Road to Tipperary"
she liked you
she had a lot of fun meeting all my friends but it was a bit overwhelming
but yes she was a hit
Wait. For real now. Virgin in the room. Is that an actual problem?
if you were a ginger, they probably wouldn't let you in
Send a telegram to the cervix, just to let it know you're planning to drop by later.
Then show up an hour late, so it has time to think about what's coming.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
Oh Pam.
I feel like, for one man, I have seen far too much blood come out of vaginas first-hand.