for some reason when I get drunk I feel really guilty about the idea of saying no to dudes wanting to make out
and "I'm straight" doesn't work because a lot of dudes around here don't believe in straight, and actually take that as a challenge
so I end up making out with these guys and basically thinking "hey I hope this is doing something for you so that at least one of us is having a good time"
Sometimes I feel like I gotta go around my neighborhood and document this shit;
hey man, look at this street its full of broken glass! 5 minutes from our home!
Just over the bridge at the end of our block you can spy luxury condos!
You live in Baltimore?
Holy shit, it turns out someone made a parody video on my neighborhood (like the "Detroit Tourism" video).
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Sometimes I consider moving to Vancouver for production work but I know it would be an awful idea. One day I shall return to Canada but that will probably be a couple years down the road & I'll more than likely head to the east coast (read as the best coast).
Ah, okay. Well, Baltimore is gentrified in a very similar way. You can be in the most posh section of town and, literally, be two or three blocks from some of the most poor sections.
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I have an exam tomorrow and instead of studying I'm debating with my DM about the legalities of resurrection and the effects on party contracts. I am the worst student and biggest nerd.
But that is the only place outside of my Valley bubble that I have really spent much time in.
According to the internet every place ever is shitty. I seriously just must have built mental blocks against ugliness and poor people, because I live in what is nearly unanimously regarded as a gang-infested shithole and we get along just fine, even with our gangster neighbors. Maybe I am fit to live everywhere.
Bakersfield?!?!
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In all truth I have likely done a pis poor job of keeping my online life and offline life seperate
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hey man, look at this street its full of broken glass! 5 minutes from our home!
Just over the bridge at the end of our block you can spy luxury condos!
XBLGT:Banzeye SC2: Apollo.394
we still have gay bashing. even in the super gay parts of the city.
so
y'know
but hey whatever this indian food I am eating is amazing and my pet axolotl I bought from a hot queer lady is bein all cute at me so there ya go
butts
and "I'm straight" doesn't work because a lot of dudes around here don't believe in straight, and actually take that as a challenge
so I end up making out with these guys and basically thinking "hey I hope this is doing something for you so that at least one of us is having a good time"
got one done so far
the hubris
Making out with dudes is kinda' lame. Now, kissing their pee-pees, that's absolute tits.
Hand the indian food over and no one gets hurt... just stay calm, and give me the indian food.
I should just say no but I am an excessively agreeable drunk
now I'm sippin blue bubblegum soda pop and watchin house sorry man
Holy shit, it turns out someone made a parody video on my neighborhood (like the "Detroit Tourism" video).
show us
I'm worried about people knowing I associate with you guys.
"Cocks dicks lol indeed, Ms. Senator."
Yeah, this is pretty much LA.
That's gonna confuse the shit out of me.
I can never forget the butts
or erase them from my record
I think my go-to phrase in the world of politics might be, "Don't hate the player, hate the game."
now I'm gonna feel weird sleeping on it
Bakersfield?!?!
you wish
I'm one of those dudes who gets pissed when you try to round my sexuality out to gay or straight
Also, I only post in 3 threads.
Edit: I'm not Tracer Bullet, I am Tracer Bullet's hat.
Well, really I am just a hat.
but now it's time to give up the ghost; I am, for all intents and purposes, straight