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The Salty [Phalla]: Curse of the Crusty Pearls - VILLAGE VICTORY

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mechanics

    Oh thank god.

    (Don't thank me yet.)

    Each day as a player you must vote for a target in red bold. Such as !DrKippy. The "winner" of the vote will be made to walk the plank, sent to a briny sleep. Retractions are not necessary but may be done in !bold lime. Failure to vote will make me very angry and more importantly anger Levinactivus of the Deep.

    Any and all orders should be sent to Infidel.

    Each day there will be an event, starting with Day 2's narration. You will have (typically) until vote close to enter the contest. The contest will be to decide who is fit to captain the Salty Phalla next. Winning said contests will earn you Pirate Leadership Points the fastest, and you may even get PLP just for participation.

    The pirate with the highest PLP each day will be awarded the Captain's Hat. It is very stylish, and demands some respect to the authority it represents. It will be very apparent who is wearing the hat and it may or may not change hands each night. To become the new captain at the end of the game, a pirate must lead in PLP.

    There are items in this game. Items can be traded by PMing Infidel with the item and the recipient's name that you wish to trade. Trades will happen during the Item phase at night, no trading will occur during the day and the recipient does not need to be PM'd or confirm the trade.

    Order of actions: Vote > Actions > Items > Kills

    Game begins now, Day 1 will end 10pm CDT.

    Infidel on
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    That is 22 hours away by the by.

    Infidel on
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    All role PMs should be sent, if you did not receive one let me know.

    If you received two, it's because the villager PM was sent to everyone first.

    Infidel on
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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Is it possible for our stench level to get so high we all just pass out?

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Arrr, matey. Dunadan019 be a traitorous cow-hearted yeasty codpiece.

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  • DrKippyDrKippy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Is it possible for our stench level to get so high we all just pass out?

    Are you asking in game, or your own day-to-day life?

    CLARIFICATION DISGUSTING

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    vote Dunadumb early, vote Dunadumb often

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Is it possible for our stench level to get so high we all just pass out?

    Clarification denied.

    Also:

    Dead men tell no tales.

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm scared....and mildly aroused.

    Egos on
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    DrKippy wrote: »
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Is it possible for our stench level to get so high we all just pass out?

    Are you asking in game, or your own day-to-day life?

    CLARIFICATION DISGUSTING

    Either/or

    Phyphor on
  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Can dead men still chase tails?

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !MrBlarney scares me.

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  • AegofAegof Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    oh no not the captain!!!

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    dunadan

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Can dead men still chase tails?

    If there's a zombie curse sure.

    To be absolutely clear however, I am saying that dead players should not discuss game-specifics with others, even dead players.

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Resurrection mechanics all up ins~

    Rawkking Goodguy on
  • Mr. Mojo RisinMr. Mojo Risin Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    capfalcon for killing me in my first phalla.

    Mr. Mojo Risin on
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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Woo resurrection (or dead thread?)

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Captain Planet

    There's only room for one Captain on this ship!
    It's gonna be me, FYI

    Capfalcon on
  • AegofAegof Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    It's gonna be me, FYI

    Pretty opportunistic, aren't you? That kind of unchecked ambition could get us all killed,
    Capfalcon
    .

    Aegof on
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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    stever777 wrote: »
    !MrBlarney scares me.

    Oh, really? There should be no reason to be scared of me, and in any case that shouldn't be any reason to place your first vote on me.

    Unfortunately-timed computer problems may limit my output in this game, at least in the near future. I will try to find a way to keep my spreadsheets available, though there is no guarantee for that. And I was looking forward to putting together a powerful captains' campaign too... we will see how well that goes.

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Arrrrr. Duna best be walking the plank!

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Is it possible for our stench level to get so high we all just pass out?

    Ye clearly don't have a stylish pegnose like some of us.

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  • wildwoodwildwood Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    There's only room for one Captain on this ship!
    It's gonna be me, FYI

    Quite a mouth on you there, Capfalcon... think you're ready to be captain? You can barely keep the deck scrubbed! Spit and polish, you dog! Might as well pour your rum ration straight overboard, for all the good you do on this ship!

    Ah, rum... feeling better...

    wildwood on
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Oh, huh, Capfalcon is meant to be short for Captain Falcon

    I always assumed he was just a falcon with a bro-tastic fashion sense

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    Captain Planet
    There's only room for one Captain on this ship!
    It's gonna be me, FYI

    Are you sure you want to get rid of Captain Planet, Cap'n Falcon?
    Are you really sure?

    Are these the kind of problems you want to deal with ?

    This is SRS BUSINESS

    WE NEED PLANET and the coach FOR VERY SPECIFIC ISSUES



    ......you have other things to tend to

    隼の穿孔器

    Egos on
  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm gonna go with wildcat, doesn't sound like the sort of thing one wants loose on a ship.

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  • wildwoodwildwood Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm gonna go with wildcat, doesn't sound like the sort of thing one wants loose on a ship.

    Are ye daft, boyo? Is that rum or sea water that you're swiling? Not enough to slay the void in your head, says I.

    None hate water more than cats. A cat aboard defends the ship with all nine of its lives, at once! Can ye imagine the fury of a cat defending the planks? No, I doubt you can.

    Granted, getting a cat aboard, that's no picnic. But a wild cat aboard is a demon bottled.

    My vote's cast for today, but you... I've got me eye on you.

    wildwood on
  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    rawkking...you know why,..

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I think the important thing here is to vote Alegis off before the game within the game truly starts.

    Yes, this is an excellent plan

    Ringo on
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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Arr me 'earties! Best be gettin ready to sail ship! I be crownin this pretty The Flamin' Parrot! Whatcha thinkin?

    WE SET SAIL FER BOOTY! But not before I push lonelyahava into ta sea!

    I'll be needin a pirate to take care of the rum and grog and a navigatorrrr. These arr da good spots, you better be volunteerin hastily

    Alegis on
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Also because he has no idea who's actually playing the main game

    Ringo on
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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ahh a chalengarrrr, I best be warnin ya Ringo, I've had a quarrel with quite good men in the past. None be livin to tell the tale! Ha har ha!

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Stoutsparrow, are you going to make a vote for who should be captain of the booty ship

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I don't trust that Void Slayer fellow.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    That be myself, Cap'n Stoutsparrow, of course

    Skyler will be first mate.

    Alegis on
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    you wouldn't

    Ringo on
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART

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    After electing their captain, the legendary pirate Stoutsparrow the Plunderer, the crew of the good ship Ten Tanks set sail out onto the high seas, seeking their treasure. Having been allocated a ship and store of forty barrels of grog by the benevolent B4B Corporation, they had nowhere to sail but forward into their futures and to their fortunes.

    Captain Stoutsparrow, you've got several orders of business in front of you!

    First, you need to allocate your crew to the three jobs - Decks, Sails, and Helm.

    Crew on the Decks are the ones who swab the deck, man the guns and keep the grog flowing. When we check this job, we roll 1d6+crew on the job. If the total is less than 6, we have a Crew Event. Oh, and if we roll a 1, no matter how many people are on the deck, it causes a Crew Event anyway. The perils of life on the open sea!

    Crew on the Sails man the rigging, hoist the sails, and keep the ship moving. The same check applies to this job as with the Decks, but there's two conditions for failure - one, we get a Sea Event, and two, the ship doesn't arrive at its intended destination. If we pass the check, we arrive at the Island, Port, or wherever else the ship is trying to get to. This is generall Bad News, as it (generally) means a week without any intake of grog or booty.

    The last job, Helm, is more of a minor thing, but still important - the captain needs someone to keep him entertained while he steers the ship and mans the helm, and that's that crew member's job. You need a minimum of one crew member on the helm with the captain, otherwise he'll succumb to The Captain's Madness. Nobody wants that. Nobody.

    So that's your job, captain! Tell us where you're assigning your crew, and whether you're setting sail for a Port or an Island.

    Islands are the best place to get booty, no doubt about it. When you arrive at one, you'll declare who is going to explore it before we see what kind of island it is - of course, if you want to just have a standing order that all crew will explore the island when you arrive, I wouldn't blame you. More crew mostly means more booty! Mostly.

    Ports are the place where you can buy more grog. There's also other stuff, but we'll get to that when we decide to hit a port.

    Oh, and for the record, I'll be rolling all the dice involved, and randomly choosing targets of events, unless it'd be funnier to throw it to a vote. You're welcome!

    Well, Captain Stoutsparrow, you've got your tasks set before you - make your decisions, set your crew. Then we'll set forth and start the Legend of the Ten Tanks!

    CAPTAIN Stoutsparrow the Plunderer (Alegis) - Shootin’, Stealin’
    Skyler the Killer (wildwood) - Shootin’, Swaggerin’
    Huffington (Extermatott) - Shootin’
    Jack Burnhart (Matev) - Stealin’
    Salty Bob (Diorinix) - Swaggerin’
    Tim (Phyphor) - Scaredy
    Rocky Grifterfellow (Rawkking) - Swashbucklin’, Two Hooks
    Shaka Moneymaker (Gandalf) - Shootin’, Beard
    Blaine Dread (mEEksa) - Shootin’, Eyepatch
    Orokos (Infidel) - Stealin’, Pet Parrot
    Bandalor Grieg (Lucedes) - Scrapper, Beard
    Anthony Anchises (Teurican) - Scrapper

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    kiiiiiiilllllll hiiiiiiiiiiim

    Ringo on
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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Spoit

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