As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/

Phalla Sign Ups! Knights of the Realm, Unite!

1246789

Posts

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Learn to own your role.

    Weaver on
  • WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Depends on 3 things

    1) Will I be paid

    2) Will there be some silly bullshit like the passenger in the back is actually a princess in disguise and oh god I am just leaving you at the side of the the road

    3) Kill all bandits

    1) Spent me money on me sword

    2) I hope not

    3) I hope so

    Wiet on
    XStly.jpg
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Weaver wrote: »
    Learn to own your role.

    If I knew how to art good I would be so into my role. But I don't, and if someone artworthy can take it, that would totally be better for the game.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    No money

    no laund-

    driving.

    No driving.

    BlankZoe on
    CYpGAPn.png
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !SIGN UP 6

    Zzulu on
    t5qfc9.jpg
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm stuck posting on a phone right now D:

    Please allow me to !sign up ## with the understanding that I will happily be assigned any available role if I don't get back in time with a specific choice

    Edcrab on
    cBY55.gifbmJsl.png
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I'm stuck posting on a phone right now D:

    Please allow me to !sign up ## with the understanding that I will happily be assigned any available role if I don't get back in time with a specific choice

    I will assign you the role Dolcasta Vimes, and you can alter that at a later date if you want to.

    But I figured you were a bit of a Vimes.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I made a promise on the grave of my family that I would rid this land of the evil that took their lives.
    By day, I am Bryon Ramis, militant cobbler. At night, criminals, a cowardly and superstitious lot, call me... the Lonely Sole.

    MacGuffin on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Prologue 2: The Gathering

    Perhaps you were on a street corner begging for food. Maybe you were in the forest hunting game, or headed to market to pick up fresh vittles. Whatever the case, He was there.

    He smiled at you as he approached with open hands and a large smile. Suddenly, you find yourself shaking His hand. You stutter a moment, starting to introduce yourself, but He stops you.

    "None of that now." He smiles. "We're well beyond that point."

    You nod. Of course. He is your Acquaintance. You are sure of this, more certain than you have been about anything else in your life. He offers to make you dinner. You accept.

    You try to focus on the Acquaintance's appearance, but dong so brings you pain. He is wearing a cotton shirt with a cravat underneath a black silk jacket. He is very well groomed, giving a regal appearance that isn't quite aristocratic. And that bewitching smile...

    "So, you know of the problem in Underlund?" You nod. "I was there at the fall, you know."

    He presents you with the dinner, a meat pie made from game the Acquaintance had acquired. He takes a bite out of an apple, and continues. "The rumors are true: a demon now sits on the Underlund throne. It is very dire I am afraid. Sorry, not a demon, no. The Demon King Osa."

    The Acquaintance frowns and shakes his head. "The Underlund oligarchy sought power and were found wanting. And so goes the story of how a country was slaughtered and damned in a single night. But it's a story we all know, the wheel of fate turns the same now as it always had. Where steel, sword, and war were now is replaced by souls, runes, and rituals." He takes another bite from his apple. "A servant suffers his master's hubris, whether in plains of heather or in planes of Aether."

    He abruptly stops. His eyes stare deep into yours. You drop your pie and it clatters on the ground as you try to crawl away, but your vision has blurred and you cannot see the door.

    "Shall we find you wanting?"

    Light fades to black. You remember nothing else until you wake up on a bed of straw. Did He take you here?

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I would like to !sign up

    but I ain't got a particular preference

    rng, assign me my destiny

    Balefuego on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I like Oligarchies, well, when I am not being ruled by them.

    They are the best sounding form of government.

    Blake T on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I would like to !sign up

    but I ain't got a particular preference

    rng, assign me my destiny

    I assign ye Agatha Omestadt

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2011
    !sign up, I'll go for anything.

    A duck! on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    A duck! wrote: »
    !sign up, I'll go for anything.

    I dub ye Kendrick Mcmeekin

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    And by my count, we are down to 12 slots

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !SIGNUP 48

    OR WHATEVER'S AVAILABLE

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Oh thank god I thought I was too late

    :cry:

    A phalla run by Munkus I can't

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sign me up for this

    KetBra on
    KGMvDLc.jpg?1
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Sign me up for this

    I dub thee Sandra Torrance

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I have never phalla'd before.

    What is the most important thing I need to do so I don't bone everything up?

    Blake T on
  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !SIGNUP 46

    BugBoy on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    I have never phalla'd before.

    What is the most important thing I need to do so I don't bone everything up?

    1. Everybody lies.
    2. Nobody wants to die.
    3. What you know you don't know is as important as what you know.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    I have never phalla'd before.

    What is the most important thing I need to do so I don't bone everything up?

    1. Everybody lies.
    2. Nobody wants to die.
    3. What you know you don't know is as important as what you know.

    Basically

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sign up #10 (If it's taken by now, just throw me in an empty slot.)

    godmode on
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I am a friendly witch, i swear

    Zzulu on
    t5qfc9.jpg
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Name: Van Alvez
    Description: Petite as most elves are, Van's presence is small and unobtrusive. His pale skin, from his many hours spent indoors and his once splendid robes, now faded, mark him as a young scholar. The disgraced elf has his silver hair buzzed short, and his severe eyebrows plucked. He glares at those around him with disdain, but often can be seen sitting alone, staring at nothing with longing and regret.

    Background: Roman's assistant, when Roman was stripped of his title and power, so too was Van cast out from elvish society. Is extremely bitter about this fact, and resents his old mater heavily. Despises humans for not being elves.

    Quote: "Go away."

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !Signup 49

    Sal on
    xet8c.gif


  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Shank chose the best possible character for Shank

    I KNOW

    it's like the part was MADE for me

    Charles Kinbote on
  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !Sign Up 43

    Something about a fat money counter just appeals to me.

    Nirya on
    t70pctuqq2uv.png
    3DS: 2981-5304-3227
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I wonder how fast roleplaying one's character will get you killed.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    heads up I'm prob gonna be roleplaying regardless of whether I'm good or evil ok gg hf

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    heads up I'm prob gonna be roleplaying regardless of whether I'm good or evil ok gg hf

    Same.

    Also Munkus put my desc/quote in the OP?

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !signup 49

    Vann Diras on
  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Are there still spots in this?

    Sign up 42

    Edited for my choice

    SLyM on
    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !Signup 10

    Don't mind me, just painting your death.

    Edit- oh shit, someone took that. I'll go with 29 then.

    Thetheroo on
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Dang it thetheroo I just came back to change to that one. I was gonna do so many doodles for the thread! So many doodles

    Vann Diras on
  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'll grab 42 if it isn't already taken.

    SLyM on
    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Are we dead yet?

    Wiet on
    XStly.jpg
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    by my count there are two spaces left

    Charles Kinbote on
  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I am so glad I caught this before it filled up.

    SLyM on
    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
Sign In or Register to comment.