But thanks for assuming I never attended school in the United States.
Not that I should have because I didn't learn how to make hooch when I did.
the negatives in this post are totally Wacking Me Out
We must be related if these posts are anything to go by.
You still owe me money for bailing you out in Utah after trying to sleep with three Mormon schoolgirls and a horse.
Mother will never forgive you.
got damn preacher's daughter said she'd take the fall got damn hell if I'ma lay waste my savings and con-siderable personal fortune for the heck of woman can't keep her own damn word
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So the rapture is gonna happen on May 21st, and then god blows up the planet on October 21, right? So here's the deal.
May 21, god's gonna take all the religious folks, and leave all the rest of us. The rest of us then have five months to build space ships and get off the planet. If we manage to get off the planet before god blows it up, Science wins.
Nah there are supposed to be 7 years of earthquakes and the seas boiling and giant lion-flies with the faces of a man or something before he blows the planet up.
No, this is according to the dude that's saying that yes, definitely it will be on May 21st.
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you're = you are
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
So the rapture is gonna happen on May 21st, and then god blows up the planet on October 21, right? So here's the deal.
May 21, god's gonna take all the religious folks, and leave all the rest of us. The rest of us then have five months to build space ships and get off the planet. If we manage to get off the planet before god blows it up, Science wins.
Nah there are supposed to be 7 years of earthquakes and the seas boiling and giant lion-flies with the faces of a man or something before he blows the planet up.
No, this is according to the dude that's saying that yes, definitely it will be on May 21st.
But only while masturbating can it be performed perfectly
His dick is his wand
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We've seen posters for this thing on billboards, along with randomly tacked up "Jesus is the light" cardboard posters. I'm surprised no one has taken them down yet, and was tempted to do so on my own because they are a visual blight upon my neighborhood, but found the thought of having to port the posters along until I found a place to dump them (of which there would be none) highly unsavory. Also the posters are tacked on quite deeply so it seems like too much trouble.
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We must be related if these posts are anything to go by.
You still owe me money for bailing you out in Utah after trying to sleep with three Mormon schoolgirls and a horse.
Mother will never forgive you.
He performs magic
But only while masturbating can it be performed perfectly
Steam
got damn preacher's daughter said she'd take the fall got damn hell if I'ma lay waste my savings and con-siderable personal fortune for the heck of woman can't keep her own damn word
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Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
As a registered sexomancer, I can say that masturbation is the fuel he needs for his dark magixxxs.
It's several steps below the magic I use in my dark sex engine I built to tap into all the sexual energy on the planet.
Steam
Goody.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I am the regret you have after every sexual encounter.
I am the lust within you.
I am your future, little man.
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I've never seen the first half (probably) of this movie.
I wish there were more cool dystopian movies now-a-days.
No, this is according to the dude that's saying that yes, definitely it will be on May 21st.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
Oh well that is silly.
Man, I love post-apocalyptic movies. There should be more good ones.
edit: Cause I think I've seen all of the ones worth seeing.
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You bringing your Dreamcast with you to Heaven, cj?
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His dick is his wand
Almost Everybody
God's Left Behind List:
Sheri
Gadhafi
Sarah Palin
Gary Busey
Ooh, sorry Sheri, looks like you just missed the list
Steam
As if there was any doubt
Just make sure that Palin chick stays far away from me and we'll be good
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The only 4 people on the Left Behind list are the 4 craziest people on the planet
The last 3 are just plain crazy
You're crazy awesome
Too much so for even God to handle
Steam
You done kissing my ass yet?
I gotta know, cuz I'm about to let one rip.
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That series was so good.
My favorite run ever.
The art was beyond fantastic.
I guess I should stop purposefully misspelling your name now, eh?
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What if thousands of people cremated themselves on the 21st, just to try to prank the world?
I look at these as if they're just straight up jokes
but I know somewhere someone believes them to be real
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