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I was raised Baptist(Southern) and during my late teens attended a Nazarene church, became generic Protestant during my Army time, and the last couple of years of that time went agnostic. I'm effectively atheist. I can appreciate the need to have something to believe in. I believe in thermodynamics.
If Jesus and God are the same person how can God know when the end of the world will happen but Jesus can't.
Had his corpus callosum severed.
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or "hey we've just been tacking story on top of story ever since Zoroaster and now we're kinda fucked because keeping several thousand years worth of lies straight is really hard."
or "hey we've just been tacking story on top of story ever since Zoroaster and now we're kinda fucked because keeping several thousand years worth of lies straight is really hard."
nononono do not bring that stupid zeitgeist shit in here
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I remember a Sunday school teacher telling me, when I maybe five or six, that every married couple that gets to heaven gets their own place to live near god, and near all of their Christian friends from life.
*read bible* This makes no fucking sense hell no I don't want to spend eternity floating around the throne of god singing his praises that is ass.
Christianity has the worst afterlife myth of all time.
or "hey we've just been tacking story on top of story ever since Zoroaster and now we're kinda fucked because keeping several thousand years worth of lies straight is really hard."
nononono do not bring that stupid zeitgeist shit in here
This Rapture and Tribulation shit is all a ruse to keep our attention away from the real issues.
Like Swamp Apes and Alien Human farmers.
Don't you see, people? America is the world's largest feed lot and the Swamp Apes are the secret Muslim middlesquatches who have sold out humanity to the Greys.
This shit isn't ending. It's too goddamn profitable for them.
or "hey we've just been tacking story on top of story ever since Zoroaster and now we're kinda fucked because keeping several thousand years worth of lies straight is really hard."
nononono do not bring that stupid zeitgeist shit in here
I don't know what you mean by zeitgeist shit but its petty much common knowledge that early Judaism borrowed heavily from Zoroastrian mythology. I mean its not even that controversial - this is stuff you learn in basic ancient world history classes.
Xehalus that was a good disclaimer you put in the OP. Pity it won't make a lick of difference.
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t Pip, I really don't want spend my night looking up everything from the last time I talked about this a couple years ago, but it's basically very very early Judaism pilfering from Zoroastrianism and then doing their own thing and then pre-Christ stuff then the shit hit the fan in Europe and they invented hell and the devil and it really takes a long time to go through. It's a thousands of years long fan-fic sold as truth. Believe it if you want. I'd love it is Tzeentch was real. I'd become some fiery bird abomination in an instant. It just isn't real.
This Rapture and Tribulation shit is all a ruse to keep our attention away from the real issues.
Like Swamp Apes and Alien Human farmers.
Don't you see, people? America is the world's largest feed lot and the Swamp Apes are the secret Muslim middlesquatches who have sold out humanity to the Greys.
This shit isn't ending. It's too goddamn profitable for them.
For most of my childhood I lived in constant fear of the rapture, because the people in my church were always like "we are in the end times! it could happen at any moment!"
I'm glad I'm not with that church anymore.
This was me also for the better part of my child hood. Being pastors son. Well, I learned some good lessons that I can say kept me from doing life altering stuff. But still, didn't like the whole. The end times are here. Then when the year 2000 rolled around we get "GOD IS SHOWING MERCY. OVERTIME! GRACE PERIOD"
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t Pip, I really don't want spend my night looking up everything from the last time I talked about this a couple years ago, but it's basically very very early Judaism pilfering from Zoroastrianism and then doing their own thing and then pre-Christ stuff then the shit hit the fan in Europe and they invented hell and the devil and it really takes a long time to go through. It's a thousands of years long fan-fic sold as truth. Believe it if you want. I'd love it is Tzeentch was real. I'd become some fiery bird abomination in an instant. It just isn't real.
edit: Firmskater knows what's up.
what no
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early judaisim borrowed from zoroastionism yeah that's corretc
but the council of nicea is when the bible was compiled, hell is described a few times(although it's described as either complete separation of the divine or a place where you are seared), and seriously you're doing the "atheism deal w/it" shit?
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Love how phophets & such completely vanished when news reports became common between towns & cities.
I have no idea what being a modelist is I just always thought that Jesus was God and God is omniscient so through ~the transitive property~ Jesus was omniscient.
I'm probably wrong but really I don't care.
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I have no idea what being a modelist is I just always thought that Jesus was God and God is omniscient so through ~the transitive property~ Jesus was omniscient.
I have no idea what being a modelist is I just always thought that Jesus was God and God is omniscient so through ~the transitive property~ Jesus was omniscient.
I'm probably wrong but really I don't care.
you should probably not post then?
Sir, I'm under direct orders to never stop posting.
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I have no idea what being a modelist is I just always thought that Jesus was God and God is omniscient so through ~the transitive property~ Jesus was omniscient.
I'm probably wrong but really I don't care.
you should probably not post then?
Sir, I'm under direct orders to never stop posting.
thetans only :emostern:
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t Pip, I really don't want spend my night looking up everything from the last time I talked about this a couple years ago, but it's basically very very early Judaism pilfering from Zoroastrianism and then doing their own thing and then pre-Christ stuff then the shit hit the fan in Europe and they invented hell and the devil and it really takes a long time to go through. It's a thousands of years long fan-fic sold as truth. Believe it if you want. I'd love it is Tzeentch was real. I'd become some fiery bird abomination in an instant. It just isn't real.
edit: Firmskater knows what's up.
what no
just
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early judaisim borrowed from zoroastionism yeah that's corretc
but the council of nicea is when the bible was compiled, hell is described a few times(although it's described as either complete separation of the divine or a place where you are seared), and seriously you're doing the "atheism deal w/it" shit?
I'm not doing any kind of atheism d.wi shit. I'm talking from the perspectives that led me to agnosticism, and now I'm at the point where heck, if there is some kind of behind the scenes force out there, I doubt it would give a shit about my differentiation between agnostic and atheist.
It's 10pm, and I don't want to spend the night arguing religious history. I would argue recorded history, you would argue belief history with selective recorded history. We did this once before about three years ago I think it was. It never ended. I don't want to do it again.
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This Rapture and Tribulation shit is all a ruse to keep our attention away from the real issues.
Like Swamp Apes and Alien Human farmers.
Don't you see, people? America is the world's largest feed lot and the Swamp Apes are the secret Muslim middlesquatches who have sold out humanity to the Greys.
This shit isn't ending. It's too goddamn profitable for them.
Reptilians
They're living among us already
Fighting in our...tournaments
Don't forget about the beetle warriors they will one day unleash upon the Earth.
As this secret training video demonstrates. They are not a thing to be taken lightly.
I have no idea what being a modelist is I just always thought that Jesus was God and God is omniscient so through ~the transitive property~ Jesus was omniscient.
I'm probably wrong but really I don't care.
Modalism is the position that the Trinity is a single person exhibiting three different aspects. Orthodox trinitarianism holds that God is three persons of a single essence.
Christ's omniscience is actually a controversial topic hinging on the question of whether and, if so, to what degree, did Christ forfeit his divine attributes in the incarnation. This controversy aside, the timing of the fulfillment of prophecy is the responsibility of the Father, not Christ. Whether the oft-cited passage has more meaning to it or not (it's also cited as evidence against Christ's omniscience and therefor for his at-least partial shedding of divine attributes), it at least says that much.
Would it be insensitive to serve kool-aid at a rapture party?
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I still don't get how following the recorded history of religions building on the corpses of previous religions is "zietgeist"
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Had his corpus callosum severed.
They tots needed a wiki tablet.
Seriously religion does not work in the presence of open information access.
basically, yeah!
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nononono do not bring that stupid zeitgeist shit in here
*read bible* This makes no fucking sense hell no I don't want to spend eternity floating around the throne of god singing his praises that is ass.
Christianity has the worst afterlife myth of all time.
nah, it just evolves the same way it has with every new cultural upheaval for the past ten thousand years
conflation of the divine vs. god
I never saw that flick.
Like Swamp Apes and Alien Human farmers.
Don't you see, people? America is the world's largest feed lot and the Swamp Apes are the secret Muslim middlesquatches who have sold out humanity to the Greys.
This shit isn't ending. It's too goddamn profitable for them.
I don't know what you mean by zeitgeist shit but its petty much common knowledge that early Judaism borrowed heavily from Zoroastrian mythology. I mean its not even that controversial - this is stuff you learn in basic ancient world history classes.
edit: Firmskater knows what's up.
Reptilians
They're living among us already
Fighting in our...tournaments
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This was me also for the better part of my child hood. Being pastors son. Well, I learned some good lessons that I can say kept me from doing life altering stuff. But still, didn't like the whole. The end times are here. Then when the year 2000 rolled around we get "GOD IS SHOWING MERCY. OVERTIME! GRACE PERIOD"
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Jesus and God aren't the same person, unless you're a modalist.
You're not a dirty, heathen modalist, are you, Skater?
Also, if I don't have to work I'm totally throwing a rapture party Saturday.
what no
just
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early judaisim borrowed from zoroastionism yeah that's corretc
but the council of nicea is when the bible was compiled, hell is described a few times(although it's described as either complete separation of the divine or a place where you are seared), and seriously you're doing the "atheism deal w/it" shit?
You mean that crazy yelling guy is crazy?
I'm probably wrong but really I don't care.
most prophets tended to also be in a leadership position and promised things like hope and change in various forms
sometimes they happened
you should probably not post then?
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Sir, I'm under direct orders to never stop posting.
thetans only :emostern:
I'm not doing any kind of atheism d.wi shit. I'm talking from the perspectives that led me to agnosticism, and now I'm at the point where heck, if there is some kind of behind the scenes force out there, I doubt it would give a shit about my differentiation between agnostic and atheist.
It's 10pm, and I don't want to spend the night arguing religious history. I would argue recorded history, you would argue belief history with selective recorded history. We did this once before about three years ago I think it was. It never ended. I don't want to do it again.
which is even spergier I guess
Don't forget about the beetle warriors they will one day unleash upon the Earth.
As this secret training video demonstrates. They are not a thing to be taken lightly.
Let us not forget their sacrifices.
Modalism is the position that the Trinity is a single person exhibiting three different aspects. Orthodox trinitarianism holds that God is three persons of a single essence.
Christ's omniscience is actually a controversial topic hinging on the question of whether and, if so, to what degree, did Christ forfeit his divine attributes in the incarnation. This controversy aside, the timing of the fulfillment of prophecy is the responsibility of the Father, not Christ. Whether the oft-cited passage has more meaning to it or not (it's also cited as evidence against Christ's omniscience and therefor for his at-least partial shedding of divine attributes), it at least says that much.
Would it be insensitive to serve kool-aid at a rapture party?
Sorry I'm still waiting for my Chinese delivery to show up I've had a single Dick's hamburger to eat today.
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