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[Mini] Ender's Phalla - GAME OVER - Bonzo's Crew (mafia) victory!

DrezDrez Registered User regular
edited June 2011 in Critical Failures
"These kids don't know what's in store for them, do they?"
"Of course not. That's the point."


Welcome to the Battle Room Phalla registration form.

This is a voluntary exercise. You will not participate as a member of your normal army but will instead be temporarily assigned to a practice army for the purposes of testing and refining a new battle room game style.

To register, please respond to this thread with your desk signon ID, in lime. Once 30 individuals have registered, registration will end. The game will begin once the registration phase has concluded.

Note: Unlike normal battle room skirmishes, this game will take place over various rounds. Each rounds, while taking only a few moments in real time, will conclude at 11PM Earth Eastern Standard Time every Earth Standard Day until the conclusion of the game. Requests for a plausible explanation for this difference in time dilation will be denied.

Aside from this being an experimental use of Battle School resources, you will be expected to conduct yourself in the manner expressed by the general Phalla Code of Conduct which has been added to the Battle School library and can be perused via the following link: Phalla Code of Conduct.


The current roster is as follows:

01. Dunadan019
02. stever777
03. Extermatott
04. Matev
05. The Anonymous
06. Pyphor
07. Sticks
08. Cythraul
09. kime
10. LemmingHead
11. Darian
12. FecklessRogue
13. mEEksa
14. TheLawinator
15. durax
16. CaptainPlanet82
17. jackisreal
18. DeShadowC
19. Wandering Hero
20. SLyM
21. warban
22. kuhlmyeye
23. DevoutlyApathetic
24. Balefuego
25. Grundlterror
26. Alegis
27. Neli
28. Tayrun
29. psolms
30. Unearthly Stew

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The living:

    05. The Anonymous
    08. Cythraul
    10. LemmingHead
    18. DeShadowC
    21. warban
    22. kuhlmyeye
    24. Balefuego
    25. Grundlterror
    27. Neli
    29. psolms

    The dead:

    30. Unearthly Stew - Launchie (iced by Bonzo Madrid)
    28. Tayrun - Alai (ganged up on by Bonzo Madrid's crew)
    26. Alegis - Launchie (ganged up on by Bonzo Madrid's crew)
    03. Extermatott - Launchie (iced by a Veteran)
    15. durax - Bean (iced by a Veteran)
    19. Wandering Hero - Veteran (iced by a Launchie)
    12. FecklessRogue - Veteran (iced by one of Ender's friends)
    13. mEEksa - Bonzo's Crew (iced by a Launchie)
    06. Phyphor - Veteran (iced by a Veteran)
    14. TheLawinator - Launchie (iced by the vote and a coin flip)

    07. Sticks - Veteran (simultaneously frozen by Bonzo Madrid and one of Ender's friends)
    02. stever777 - Launchie (ganged up on by Bonzo Madrid's crew)
    01. Dunadan019 - Launchie (ganged up on by Bonzo Madrid's crew)
    04. Matev - Petra Arkanian (frozen by one of Ender's friends)
    23. DevoutlyApathetic - Launchie (iced by the vote)
    16. CaptainPlanet82 - Launchie (iced for inactivity)

    11. Darian - Veteran (frozen by Bonzo Madrid)
    09. kime - Launchie (ganged up on by Bonzo Madrid's crew)
    17. jackisreal - Veteran (ganged up on by Bonzo Madrid's crew)
    20. SLyM - Launchie (iced by the vote)

    The results:

    Day 1
    Round 1 Results
    Round 2 Results
    Round 3 Results

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    reserved

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    signup

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I would sign up for the phalla but I personally oppose the author's viewpoints and political stances.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    B:L wrote: »
    I would sign up for the phalla but I personally oppose the author's viewpoints and political stances.

    :P

    Feel free to sign up, of course.

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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    signup

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    ALRIGHT

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    peacenik

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    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Can I have a plausible explanation for this difference in time dilation?

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Genocide is fun!

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Can I have an implausible explanation for the time dilation?

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    Magic Box
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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Will the phalla take place in zero-g?

    lazers

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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    n00b

    Gotta pop my Phalla cherry sometime :P

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    B:L wrote: »
    I would sign up for the phalla but I personally oppose the author's viewpoints and political stances.

    Because he's a jerk.

    But writes good books :P.

    Sign up because I am an Ender fanboy! I even like all the rest of the series!

    Hiiiii Cythraul! Your name wouldn't happen to have anything to do with the Sword of Truth series, would it? Interesting coincidence if not.

    Also, Rule#1 of Phalla: Always listen to kime.

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Yes, Cythraul, you should join the Kool Kime Klub, I did when I was a noob. *smiles menacingly*

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Don't listen to them! It's a trap!

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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Alright, Kime's in! Now this is a phalla.

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Kool Kime Klub rule #1: vote for kime
    Rule #2: vig kime

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    Magic Box
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    LemmingHeadLemmingHead Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    signup!

    I LOVE THIS BOOK. (sorry, B:L :P)

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] hugs!
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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Signup

    Also, kime is evil. It is known.

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    FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The enemy's gate is down?

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    mEEksamEEksa Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !I really need to get around to reading these books.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So, I just realized this is memorial day weekend. I don't want to delay this too long (since this is a miniphalla) but what I'm thinking is I will begin the game tomorrow some time (depending on when I get 30 signups) and then end the first day Sunday night. Meaning the first day will be extended somewhat.

    Does that sound alright?

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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    You Da Man Here, Drez! Whatever you need to do.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Signup

    I am a fan of the Quartet.

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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !He's allowed to have friends. It's Parents he can't have.

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    CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sign oop!

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    FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    In reference to the timing stuff because of Memorial Day, if it was me, I might double-check with whomever has the Main next so no one's toes are getting stepped on. I think that might be Edcrab.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !At least I'm not a third

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    FecklessRogue wrote: »
    In reference to the timing stuff because of Memorial Day, if it was me, I might double-check with whomever has the Main next so no one's toes are getting stepped on. I think that might be Edcrab.

    I already got approval from Bandwagon. Not sure how I would be stepping on Edcrab's toes?

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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    kime wrote: »
    Hiiiii Cythraul! Your name wouldn't happen to have anything to do with the Sword of Truth series, would it? Interesting coincidence if not.

    It doesn't actually! I used to play an MMO based on folklore awhile back and chose the name Cythraul based on Welsh folklore (wow does that sound dorky). The name kinda stuck for general online purposes!

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !Sign up

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    Wandering HeroWandering Hero Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !Into the giant's eye we go

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    Not today.
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    FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I didn't mean for the game. You asked the thread if you thought extending the day might cause problems. Only one I could think of if it affected the upcoming main.

    Thinking about it, its a silly concern. Forget I said anything.

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I decided to take a break from Phallas considering that I have been doing them nonstop since my first one and my brain has become a paranoid wreck, but then you had to go with this theme.

    Godammit.

    !Sign up

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !Signup

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ho, warban.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    FecklessRogue wrote: »
    I didn't mean for the game. You asked the thread if you thought extending the day might cause problems. Only one I could think of if it affected the upcoming main.

    Thinking about it, its a silly concern. Forget I said anything.

    It should be fine. Edcrab's main won't start soon, I'm sure he'll have sign-ups at least all weekend.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    sign up, hope there's still room.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Quick count puts us at 22 signups with you. 8 more!

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