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Chris Christie is [Chat]

PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
edited June 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The Fountainhead = Conservative utopia
    Brave New World = Liberal utopia

    Atlas Shrugged = Libertarian utopia?

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I'm not saying Chris Christie is fat, but he has a built-in bulletproof vest.

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Chris Christie rides a [Chat]ercopter

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    emnmnme wrote: »
    The Fountainhead = Conservative utopia
    Brave New World = Liberal utopia

    Atlas Shrugged = Libertarian utopia?

    Yes.

    Which is, coincidentally enough, indistinguishable from a fascist oligarchy.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Brave New World = Liberal utopia

    huh?

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2011
    Atlas Shrugged is not even libertarian utopia because Atlas Shrugged is completely impossible.

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    PSN: Honkalot
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    How dare you call him fat. I'm appalled

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    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    P10 wrote: »
    How dare you call him fat. I'm appalled

    Well dangerously obese wouldn't make a good chat title.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Ladies and Gentlemen, the governor of New Jersey:
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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR1ficfrCFw&feature=related

    oh god this is so terrible.


    but

    but so funny

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2011
    this chat is so bad


    let's spice it up


    comic.php?date=02202007

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  • Glorious CretinGlorious Cretin Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh, ok, in Arabic it'd be more like "oomek hea qss." If you want to be all correct about it.

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    one cannot spice anything up with achewood

    the best one could achieve with that is a sort of dull boredom

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2011
    daxon.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Just finished up Mona Lisa Overdrive.

    I was hoping things would wrap up neatly, but I finished more confused than I started I feel.

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    daxon.
    Is right for once.

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    You know, Anthony Weiner, when discussing your ability to handle some right-wing smear merchant making up some bullshit story about you tweeting a picture of your underwear-clad crotch bulge to some chick, the phrase to perhaps not use is "I'm a big boy".

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    i don't know what to wear tonight.

    hmmm.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2011
    I feel such pity for you guys


    such is the Achewood Man's Burden


    such

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2011
    i don't know what to wear tonight.

    hmmm.

    nothing

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Daxon
    is right for once.

    Daxon on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    daxon.
    Is right for once.

    If you find yourself agreeing with Daxon, consider that the problem might reside with you.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I feel such pity for you guys


    such is the Achewood Man's Burden


    such

    Take up the Achewood Man's burden--
    The savage wars of peace--
    Fill full the mouth of Famine
    And bid the sickness cease;
    And when your goal is nearest
    The end for others sought,
    Watch sloth and heathen Folly
    Bring all your hopes to nought.

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    daxon.
    Is right for once.

    If you find yourself agreeing with Daxon, consider that the problem might reside with you.

    Even a broken clock tells the right time twice a day.

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    if you find yourself disagreeing with me

    consider euthanasia before the disease spreads to your soultrax-cortex.

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    daxon.
    Is right for once.

    If you find yourself agreeing with Daxon, consider that the problem might reside with you.

    Perhaps, but it's Achewood. Come on. If my choice is between Daxon and Onstad's brutally unfunny comic, I'll take Daxon.

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited June 2011
    Echo on
  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    i feel so loved

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2011
    I am not even gonna get into how much Questionable Content is a complete piece of shit

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    if you find yourself disagreeing with me

    consider euthanasia before the disease spreads to your soultrax-cortex.

    anywhere but the Soultrax Process!

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    daxon.
    Is right for once.

    If you find yourself agreeing with Daxon, consider that the problem might reside with you.

    Perhaps, but it's Achewood. Come on. If my choice is between Daxon and Onstad's brutally unfunny comic, I'll take Daxon.

    You seem to have Achewood confused with your face.

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    yes nerd, because other shit existing on the internet makes your particular brand of terrible good.

    this is how things work

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    yes nerd, because other shit existing on the internet makes your particular brand of terrible good.

    this is how things work

    all I hear is WUBWUBWUBWUB

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  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    BEERS AND HOCKEY. LETS DO THIS.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Lawndart wrote: »
    You know, Anthony Weiner, when discussing your ability to handle some right-wing smear merchant making up some bullshit story about you tweeting a picture of your underwear-clad crotch bulge to some chick, the phrase to perhaps not use is "I'm a big boy".

    Have you read his other comments? He's been peppering all of his statements with double entendres. I think that's perfect, he's just making a joke out of it.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I also don't enjoy Achewood.

    ALL ABOARD THE DAXON TRAIN!

    TOOT TOOT

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
  • TaberTaber Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Whenever people post Achewood, I usually enjoy it, but I have absolutely no motivation to go to the site and read more of it.


    I dunno either.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Nerd and I are going to become a rap duo and show MCs and sucker amateurs alike what's up.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    jesus fucking christ fallout 3

    did you really need to shove a fucking super mutant overlord along with four other brutes into a teeny tiny indoor environment

    talk about fucking bullet sponges

    four fucking headshots in VATS, two crits, with one of the better weapons in the game and I managed to knock off like, a quarter of his health

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