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White Power Milk

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    LOLocaust

    The Geek on
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    mcp wrote: »
    Buyer understands that a portion of the information on this website has been fictionalized. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Exact ingredients’ lists of products are known only to the product manufacturer. All sales are final.
    Whew.

    Okay. I feel a little better now.

    Not much though.

    so it's less "performance art" and more "pervo fraud trap"

    got it

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    Buyer understands that a portion of the information on this website has been fictionalized. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Exact ingredients’ lists of products are known only to the product manufacturer. All sales are final.
    Whew.

    Okay. I feel a little better now.

    Not much though.

    so it's less "performance art" and more "pervo fraud trap"

    got it

    All according to keikaku.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    "This milk is good and all, but I really wish it was in someone else's mouth first."
    "Well NOW there is!"

    I like how you don't even seem to realize that the second line doesn't even make sense in response to the first.

    Druhim on
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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    My favorite url since penisland.net


    pedo.org

    this is supposed to be a legitimate business website? I'm now burning with curiosity. why would they use that?

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    i looked up the guy who made the site, i've heard of some of his other projects

    i wonder how many sales he'll get

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    POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    http://natehillisnuts.com/

    wpm is by this guy, for anyone curious

    he is the

    performance

    artist

    POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN on
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    steam | xbox live: IGNORANT HARLOT | psn: MadRoll | nintendo network: spinach
    3ds: 1504-5717-8252
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    MVikingMViking Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Lets talk more about their Twitter page

    I like how they retweet all the hate directed their way.

    MViking on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    so, someone here likely has a joke account on StormFront. I'm thinking someone should check to see if they've heard of this wonderful new product.

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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    MxOxRxRxIxSMxOxRxRxIxS Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    "This milk is good and all, but I really wish it was in someone else's mouth first."
    "Well NOW there is!"

    I like how you don't even seem to realize that the second line doesn't even make sense in response to the first.

    MAD TV Spishak Spokesman.

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    Aww I'm so bad at this...
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    never quote mad tv ever

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    MxOxRxRxIxSMxOxRxRxIxS Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Always quote Mad TV Always.

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    Aww I'm so bad at this...
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    never quote mad tv ever

    Druhim on
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    POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    bad tv

    POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN on
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    steam | xbox live: IGNORANT HARLOT | psn: MadRoll | nintendo network: spinach
    3ds: 1504-5717-8252
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    ResorathResorath Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I thought this was a joke like MAVAV or whatever it was, but since I can get to a paypal checkout page with my $225 order of 15 second 1 oz gargled milk for persons who are not new yorkers, I am terrified - yet, I want to see someone drink this.

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    POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Resorath wrote: »
    I thought this was a joke like MAVAV or whatever it was, but since I can get to a paypal checkout page with my $225 order of 15 second 1 oz gargled milk for persons who are not new yorkers, I am terrified - yet, I want to see someone drink this.
    somewhere in there it says this stuff isn't intended for consumption, according to reddit

    edit: on further consideration i guess that doesn't really have any effect on your wanting to see someone do so anyway so never mind!

    POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN on
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    steam | xbox live: IGNORANT HARLOT | psn: MadRoll | nintendo network: spinach
    3ds: 1504-5717-8252
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    FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    http://natehillisnuts.com/

    wpm is by this guy, for anyone curious

    he is the

    performance

    artist

    Some of his past works sound lovely:

    *Chinatown Garbage Taxidermy Tour
    Tour inside the garbage of Chinatown

    *A.D.A.M. Project
    Life size human being made from animal parts

    What a cool guy...

    Fandeathis on
    You fuck wit' Die Antwoord, you fuck wit' da army.
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    never put salt in your eyes

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    MxOxRxRxIxSMxOxRxRxIxS Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Will Sasso MAD TV was hilarious. Pre and post Sasso was awful.

    MxOxRxRxIxS on
    Aww I'm so bad at this...
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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Fandeathis wrote: »
    http://natehillisnuts.com/

    wpm is by this guy, for anyone curious

    he is the

    performance

    artist

    Some of his past works sound lovely:

    *Chinatown Garbage Taxidermy Tour
    Tour inside the garbage of Chinatown

    *A.D.A.M. Project
    Life size human being made from animal parts

    What a cool guy...
    He's so nuts! lolz!

    mcp on
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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    [STRIKE]Will Sasso[/STRIKE] MAD TV [STRIKE]was hilarious. Pre and post Sasso [/STRIKE]was awful.

    That's more like it.

    godmode on
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    MxOxRxRxIxSMxOxRxRxIxS Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    MxOxRxRxIxS on
    Aww I'm so bad at this...
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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Jackass is inherently unfunny.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Goose! wrote: »
    Jackass is inherently unfunny.

    Wrong.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    so, someone here likely has a joke account on StormFront. I'm thinking someone should check to see if they've heard of this wonderful new product.

    I assume it is equal parts "THIS IS FANTASTIC" and "HOW DARE THEY MOCK OUR GLORIOUS WHITENESS"

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I can't find where you actually buy the milk at. I've clicked everything.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    i saw jackass 2 on tv over the weekend and it was still hilarious

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Jackass 2 was amazing


    also this website in the OP is incredible


    this is like

    one of the best websites ever

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    ResorathResorath Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I can't find where you actually buy the milk at. I've clicked everything.

    You have to select the girl you want first.

    Anyone else think this was breast milk when they first went there? I thought you had the opportunity to get it from the source :winky:

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I can't find where you actually buy the milk at. I've clicked everything.

    you are not super bright

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I can't find where you actually buy the milk at. I've clicked everything.

    you are not super bright

    not terribly so, no

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    It's on the The Girls page. Click on the girl, it goes to her page then you can select the 1/2 or 2 ounce gargles, hit your cart, go checkout and you go to a paypal page. Apparently they will take your money if you really want to give it to them.

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I'm too poor for this. Will someone gargle my milk for me at a lesser cost?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011

    you find that funny?

    Druhim on
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    someone let me borrow $130

    gotta get 2 ounces of nora gargle

    crwth on
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    this is the worst thing in the world

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    MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    FAQ wrote: »
    this is the worst thing in the world

    worse than orca stacks?

    gotta update my chart

    Mayday on
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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I don't think that's Nora.

    I think that's Norman.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    mcp wrote: »
    I don't think that's Nora.

    I think that's Norman.

    i'll pay double

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