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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Antimatter wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    geek


    you have no idea what a modern high school is like

    there are so

    so

    sooo many 4channers and twerps

    that's horrible, everyones head should be shaved and be forced to wear nike tracksuits

    where the fuck did I say that

    there is a happy medium between full on hooked to the internet nerd, and traditional arrogant jock

    you didn't say it anywhere, I said it

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Jameson is Irish Whiskey.

    Therefore it is not as good as real Whisky.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Look Anjin. All I can say is that there are worse things than America going around.

    I am watching one of the underworld movies for example.

    yeah underworld looks like a solid sell until you realize kate beckinsale's tits are just okay

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    geek's grandpa


    you have no idea what a modern high school is like

    there are so

    so

    sooo many greasers and bobby socks

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    four years of hearing people shout out I LOST THE GAME at random intervals

    completely unexpected

    it wasn't a daily occurrence so I didn't know WHEN it was going to happen but I knew it was GOING to happen

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Geek you are saying basically what I was saying and I love you.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    i think one of the biggest abominations of this era

    is the facebook guilt trip

    someone finds out you have a facebook account (or outright asks you if you have one), and then insists you add them

    if you do not

    if you are apprehensive

    they take it so fucking personally

    it's retarded

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    killallteenagers.exe

    toerags, the lot of them

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I have solved this problem by not having facebook.

    And also by not having friends of any sort.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    for years the only thing i used the internet for was diablo 2

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I use facebook pretty much as a photo album, I think a lot of people do that.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I was there at the begining. I saw it birthed.

    A gaping maw of 2400 baud chirps and squeals.


    Windy City, Dungeon Keepers, Darktown.... I was there. on the infants BBS.

    Compuserve, AOL, Prodigy, Usenet.... I was there, I saw the adolescent reach out with clumsy paws and talons.

    256kbps, 512kbps, 1.5mbps.... I saw the grown beast emerge, hungry and aware for the first time.

    3G, 4G, always on, and Fiber to your door.... I sit here now, the beast is big like a God. It's hungry. It devours all.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    FAQ wrote: »
    I use facebook pretty much as a photo album, I think a lot of people do that.

    That's actually pretty worrying. In a couple of years the only copies some people are going to have of photos are the horribly compressed and resized versions saved on Facebook.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • MVikingMViking Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Internet slang is shit.

    Cockney rhyming slang is shit.

    ghetto slang is shit.

    corporate acronym slang is shit.

    The way I talk is better than the way you talk.

    True facts.

    MViking on
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Stale wrote: »
    I was there at the begining. I saw it birthed.

    A gaping maw of 2400 baud chirps and squeals.


    Windy City, Dungeon Keepers, Darktown.... I was there. on the infants BBS.

    Compuserve, AOL, Prodigy, Usenet.... I was there, I saw the adolescent reach out with clumsy paws and talons.

    256kbps, 512kbps, 1.5mbps.... I saw the grown beast emerge, hungry and aware for the first time.

    3G, 4G, always on, and Fiber to your door.... I sit here now, the beast is big like a God. It's hungry. It devours all.

    oh shit.

    ya'll remember counter-strike on 56k? starcraft?

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    oh shit.

    ya'll remember counter-strike on 56k? starcraft?
    Dude.

    Bauds.

    Bauds is old school.

    Like that is like when you hear about your parents talk about black and white tv.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    The only thing I find funny about the current "young generation" is that since all the previous generations rebelled against their parents and their music by making their own music continually more hard rocking, we reached the point of terminal rockocity. The current generation can't rock any harder to offend or frighten their parents, so they have to go the other way and make bland, dull music.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    parents?


    man, I had a black and white growing up.

    Stale on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Seriously though I'm watching the third Underworld movie out of morbid curiosity.

    It is incredibly terrible.

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I remember playing Heroes of Might and Magic III with my friend over a modem connection

    The best part was not being able to communicate during battles, so one of us ended up sitting around for 10-15 minutes when the other was fighting a large-scale siege

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    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I watched the first underworld and stopped. really, don't watch vampire movies where vampires are the 'heroes', I think

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    FAQ wrote: »
    I use facebook pretty much as a photo album, I think a lot of people do that.

    That's actually pretty worrying. In a couple of years the only copies some people are going to have of photos are the horribly compressed and resized versions saved on Facebook.

    what can I say,

    I don't even have a camera they're not my pictures so it's better than nothing

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    The only thing I find funny about the current "young generation" is that since all the previous generations rebelled against their parents and their music by making their own music continually more hard rocking, we reached the point of terminal rockocity. The current generation can't rock any harder to offend or frighten their parents, so they have to go the other way and make bland, dull music.

    Man, music rebellion peaked in the late 80's.

    It counter-peaked in the early 90's with Nirvana and a record level of apathy.

    But seriously, name a band nowdays that is all about rebelling.

    Rebelling nowdays is passe.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    oh shit.

    ya'll remember counter-strike on 56k? starcraft?
    Dude.

    Bauds.

    Bauds is old school.

    Like that is like when you hear about your parents talk about black and white tv.

    i know of no bauds

    is this some sort of sexually transmitted disease that involves vaccuums

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I want play-by-email to come back.

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  • MVikingMViking Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    The only thing I find funny about the current "young generation" is that since all the previous generations rebelled against their parents and their music by making their own music continually more hard rocking, we reached the point of terminal rockocity. The current generation can't rock any harder to offend or frighten their parents, so they have to go the other way and make bland, dull music.
    By current do you mean the 90's?

    And this completely avoids the rise of hip hop and electronic music.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    MViking wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    The only thing I find funny about the current "young generation" is that since all the previous generations rebelled against their parents and their music by making their own music continually more hard rocking, we reached the point of terminal rockocity. The current generation can't rock any harder to offend or frighten their parents, so they have to go the other way and make bland, dull music.
    By current do you mean the 90's?

    And this completely avoids the rise of hip hop and electronic music.

    I was going to say

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    oh shit.

    ya'll remember counter-strike on 56k? starcraft?
    Dude.

    Bauds.

    Bauds is old school.

    Like that is like when you hear about your parents talk about black and white tv.

    i know of no bauds

    is this some sort of sexually transmitted disease that involves vaccuums

    it goes.

    Cups on strings and shit.

    Bauds.

    14.4

    256k

    myfreecams and all those sites live streaming titties.

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  • PedantophilePedantophile Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Stale wrote: »
    parents?


    man, I had a black and white growing up.
    Holy shit, am I as old as Stale? Or maybe my parents were just poor.

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    "Considering what your people did to my people during WWII I think a little kissing and breast fondling to be minor reparations, at best."
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    oh shit.

    ya'll remember counter-strike on 56k? starcraft?
    Dude.

    Bauds.

    Bauds is old school.

    Like that is like when you hear about your parents talk about black and white tv.

    i know of no bauds

    is this some sort of sexually transmitted disease that involves vaccuums

    christ

    how old am i

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Jameson is Irish Whiskey.

    Therefore it is not as good as real Whisky.

    What is real whiskey?

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Uriel wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Jameson is Irish Whiskey.

    Therefore it is not as good as real Whisky.

    What is real whiskey?

    Well firstly you are drinking it from the wrong region as you are spelling it incorectly.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    Mostly, I am trying to say that there are a lot of really dull, boring bands that pass themselves off as "rock".

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Jameson is Irish Whiskey.

    Therefore it is not as good as real Whisky.

    What is real whiskey?

    Well firstly you are drinking it from the wrong region as you are spelling it incorectly.

    Ah I see.


    I remember connecting to AOL o play Warfract 2 BNET edition.

    Simpler times.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Stale wrote: »
    parents?


    man, I had a black and white growing up.

    and sometimes he watched TV

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    Mostly, I am trying to say that there are a lot of really dull, boring bands that pass themselves off as "rock".

    Is that why pop music is so popular?

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Uriel as a wise and beautiful man once said.

    The Irish created it.

    The Scottish perfect it.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    Mostly, I am trying to say that there are a lot of really dull, boring bands that pass themselves off as "rock".

    is this describing any period of music since rocks creation?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Uriel as a wise and beautiful man once said.

    The Irish created it.

    The Scottish perfect it.

    Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Never had any of that.

    I've only had Jack Daniels and have been working on this bottle of Jameson the past few Fridays.

    I have to say it feels like a step in the right direction.

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