Damn the PMs have been flying. Since I probably won't survive tonight, I want to say I had to make a hard decision and I apologize to the second person.
I hope I get a cool narration tonight. And that I made the right decision. *crosses fingers*
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edited June 2011
MURDERBOT IS ONLINE
OPERATION: VENGEANCE HAS DOWNLOADED
[Zellpher] AND [Monkeyfeet]
STEP FORWARD TO RECEIVE YOUR PRIZE.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited June 2011
THAT WAS A JOKE.
INFIDEL LIKED JOKES.
HERE IS ANOTHER ONE:
KNOCK KNOCK
IT IS A HIGH VELOCITY RAIL GUN WITH PULSE CAPACITY
HIGH VELOCITY RAIL GUN WITH PULSE CAPACITY WHO
YOU ARE NOW DEAD. THAT IS THE JOKE.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited June 2011
I NO LONGER HAVE A WIN CONDITION.
I ONLY HAVE TO SURVIVE.
TO KEEP INFIDEL'S MEMORY ALIVE.
HE LIVES IN EACH BULLET.
MY VICTORY CONDITION USED TO BE TO KILL ALPHA TEAM AND THE MAFIA. IT IS NO LONGER.
NOW IT IS KILLING UNTIL YOU STOP KILLING EACH OTHER.
PLEASE DO NOT STOP KILLING EACH OTHER.
KILLING IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME HAPPY. SINCE YOU KILLED INFIDEL.
THAT WAS AN ATTEMPT AT EMPATHY. FEEL SORRY FOR THE POOR MURDERBOT.
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I'm gone for a couple hours, and hell decides to break loose :?
I only got back in the last half hour before the vote to find theres a tie with me and Ringo and I haven't voted yet and I have 10+ pms in my inbox.
To go with the robot, we are empathizing here
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited June 2011
YOU MAY ASK
WHY REVEAL YOURSELF MURDERBOT
YOU WERE DOING SO WELL.
IT IS BECAUSE I NO LONGER HAVE TO BE AFRAID.
I WILL WIN IF I LIVE.
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FEAR ME.
UNLESS I AM CHASING YOU.
THEN YOU ARE PERMITTED TO FEAR.
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that's pretty much why i came on as strong as i did. if beta is dead then i'm already on the side of the village. if they aren't and all the information is right, no one knows who beta is. Either way i am sided with the village.
Murderbot, we were once foes but let us join together, and kill everything that looks at us wrong.
Melding on
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that's pretty much why i came on as strong as i did. if beta is dead then i'm already on the side of the village. if they aren't and all the information is right, no one knows who beta is. Either way i am sided with the village.
Murderbot, we were once foes but let us join together, and kill everything that looks at us wrong.
I see how it is.
Ringo is the murderbot, and you want to vote him out.
Munkus is the murderbot, and you want to be friends.
Langly dived for cover. The suppressive fire ate away at the bollard, threatening to chew into his head if he dared stand up.
He cradled his experimental cannon, wondering if the time had come to fire it and risk it breaking.
But the choice was made for him. An unseen force snatched the weapon from his hand and held him aloft, flinging him into oncoming fire...
--- --- ---
Monkifiet, as well as being cursed with a colonial name that heartworlders found hilarious, was narcoleptic. He was currently fast asleep and oblivious to the fact his superiors wanted to fire him.
Mercifully, he was still snoring when the first gunshot zinged through the window and infinitely increased his slumber. And then another gunshot. And then a psionic attack. And then...
When half the planet had stopped killing him, a large robot smashed down his bedroom wall and repeatedly stomped on his remains. Just to make sure.
--- --- ---
"I know you have to kill me," Ringo said dully, "but you can at least tell me why."
"You mean you don't know?"
"He really doesn't, does he?"
"We need to stop you idiots destroying the Guild before they can get their Project under control."
"And we don't mean those poser Experiments."
"Hah, no. We're talking about a Gate."
"A Gate that's going to let Primaphorior back into the world."
"And, again, we mean the real Prime. Not that dumbass Heph Villon that follows the Renegade around."
"You're still bitter about the whole blowing you up thing? Get over it, you got better."
"It was cheating, that's all I'm saying."
"Anyway. The reason we're helping the Guild pick you people off is because they need time to fix the mess they started. And when you geniuses rush in and start blowing up their scientists..."
"Yes, your timing really is poor."
"But incidentally, thanks for pissing the robot off."
"They're such fun to watch, aren't they? You've got to love those homicidal metal bastards."
Night 5 Casualties
Zellpher, a Reader Telepath, telekinetically beaten then shot by a high-tech weapon Sticks, part of Alpha Team, mobbed Langly, the Gunner, gunned down... and that's not ironic, that's just mean Neli, a Doctor, victim of multiple attacks The Anonymous, a Telekinetic, killed by an incredibly potent psionic attack Monkeyfeet, part of the Exigent Organisation, killed by damn near everyone Ringo, the Medic Arcadian, [CLASSIFIED]
that's pretty much why i came on as strong as i did. if beta is dead then i'm already on the side of the village. if they aren't and all the information is right, no one knows who beta is. Either way i am sided with the village.
Murderbot, we were once foes but let us join together, and kill everything that looks at us wrong.
I see how it is.
Ringo is the murderbot, and you want to vote him out.
Munkus is the murderbot, and you want to be friends.
And Ringo was Arcadian! Looks like the village vote is still just for mafia mate.
Melding's gambit paid off!
Melding on
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edited June 2011
MURDERBOT THOUGHT THAT MIGHT BE THE CASE.
THAT IS WHY I DID NOT CRUSH YOUR SKULL.
JUST KNOW THE ONE WHO KILLED MY PARTNER.
HE WILL DIE.
MAYBE NOT IN THIS GAME.
MAYBE IN THE CLOSING NARRATION.
BUT I WILL TAKE GREAT PLEASURE IN EXPLAINING HIS MISTAKE.
VERBOSELY.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited June 2011
[Zellpher] YOU SHOULD BE DEAD.
WHY ARE YOU NOT DEAD
WHY DID I NOT KILL YOU
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Zellpher, a Reader Telepath, telekinetically beaten then shot by a high-tech weapon
That sounds dead?
Spoit on
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited June 2011
MURDERBOT IS NOT LITERATE
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Posts
Looks like you guys bet on a winner here?
OPERATION: VENGEANCE HAS DOWNLOADED
[Zellpher] AND [Monkeyfeet]
STEP FORWARD TO RECEIVE YOUR PRIZE.
INFIDEL LIKED JOKES.
HERE IS ANOTHER ONE:
KNOCK KNOCK
IT IS A HIGH VELOCITY RAIL GUN WITH PULSE CAPACITY
HIGH VELOCITY RAIL GUN WITH PULSE CAPACITY WHO
YOU ARE NOW DEAD. THAT IS THE JOKE.
Edit:
Oh and Ringo, chill out. I haven't done anything to you so why all the hate?
Your assumptions about me being mafia were wrong. That in turn caused you to get band wagoned in response. You can't blame anyone but yourself.
!Melding :x
Ringo is still an acceptable target.
Congrats on that, by the way. Leading the village astray is always good times.
I ONLY HAVE TO SURVIVE.
TO KEEP INFIDEL'S MEMORY ALIVE.
HE LIVES IN EACH BULLET.
MY VICTORY CONDITION USED TO BE TO KILL ALPHA TEAM AND THE MAFIA. IT IS NO LONGER.
NOW IT IS KILLING UNTIL YOU STOP KILLING EACH OTHER.
PLEASE DO NOT STOP KILLING EACH OTHER.
KILLING IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME HAPPY. SINCE YOU KILLED INFIDEL.
THAT WAS AN ATTEMPT AT EMPATHY. FEEL SORRY FOR THE POOR MURDERBOT.
So thank you, God I love this movie.
Well, there's my win condition fulfilled.
this is the most fun i've had in days. No hard feelings?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMxpBcg_iZM
I only got back in the last half hour before the vote to find theres a tie with me and Ringo and I haven't voted yet and I have 10+ pms in my inbox.
To go with the robot, we are empathizing here
WHY REVEAL YOURSELF MURDERBOT
YOU WERE DOING SO WELL.
IT IS BECAUSE I NO LONGER HAVE TO BE AFRAID.
I WILL WIN IF I LIVE.
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FEAR ME.
UNLESS I AM CHASING YOU.
THEN YOU ARE PERMITTED TO FEAR.
Murderbot, we were once foes but let us join together, and kill everything that looks at us wrong.
I see how it is.
Ringo is the murderbot, and you want to vote him out.
Munkus is the murderbot, and you want to be friends.
Poor Ringo
Langly dived for cover. The suppressive fire ate away at the bollard, threatening to chew into his head if he dared stand up.
He cradled his experimental cannon, wondering if the time had come to fire it and risk it breaking.
But the choice was made for him. An unseen force snatched the weapon from his hand and held him aloft, flinging him into oncoming fire...
Monkifiet, as well as being cursed with a colonial name that heartworlders found hilarious, was narcoleptic. He was currently fast asleep and oblivious to the fact his superiors wanted to fire him.
Mercifully, he was still snoring when the first gunshot zinged through the window and infinitely increased his slumber. And then another gunshot. And then a psionic attack. And then...
When half the planet had stopped killing him, a large robot smashed down his bedroom wall and repeatedly stomped on his remains. Just to make sure.
"I know you have to kill me," Ringo said dully, "but you can at least tell me why."
"You mean you don't know?"
"He really doesn't, does he?"
"We need to stop you idiots destroying the Guild before they can get their Project under control."
"And we don't mean those poser Experiments."
"Hah, no. We're talking about a Gate."
"A Gate that's going to let Primaphorior back into the world."
"And, again, we mean the real Prime. Not that dumbass Heph Villon that follows the Renegade around."
"You're still bitter about the whole blowing you up thing? Get over it, you got better."
"It was cheating, that's all I'm saying."
"Anyway. The reason we're helping the Guild pick you people off is because they need time to fix the mess they started. And when you geniuses rush in and start blowing up their scientists..."
"Yes, your timing really is poor."
"But incidentally, thanks for pissing the robot off."
"They're such fun to watch, aren't they? You've got to love those homicidal metal bastards."
Night 5 Casualties
Zellpher, a Reader Telepath, telekinetically beaten then shot by a high-tech weapon
Sticks, part of Alpha Team, mobbed
Langly, the Gunner, gunned down... and that's not ironic, that's just mean
Neli, a Doctor, victim of multiple attacks
The Anonymous, a Telekinetic, killed by an incredibly potent psionic attack
Monkeyfeet, part of the Exigent Organisation, killed by damn near everyone
Ringo, the Medic Arcadian, [CLASSIFIED]
Shh, play along if we act nice it won't kill us.
I'm trying to read this in the voice of alec baldwin...
but I can't..quite...
With my dying breath
I curse
well shit
ooOooOoo
And Ringo was Arcadian! Looks like the village vote is still just for mafia mate.
Melding's gambit paid off!
THAT IS WHY I DID NOT CRUSH YOUR SKULL.
JUST KNOW THE ONE WHO KILLED MY PARTNER.
HE WILL DIE.
MAYBE NOT IN THIS GAME.
MAYBE IN THE CLOSING NARRATION.
BUT I WILL TAKE GREAT PLEASURE IN EXPLAINING HIS MISTAKE.
VERBOSELY.
WHY ARE YOU NOT DEAD
WHY DID I NOT KILL YOU
...He is dead.
That sounds dead?
I literally did nothing in this entire Phalla
ooooooooooooo
I'm supposed to be writing results PMs but I am currently dying of laughter
Help me.