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Phallakinetic IV : Pinnacle Wins the Battle! But the war...

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  • RingoRingo Stardust, Golden Caught in a Devil's BargainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Damn the PMs have been flying. Since I probably won't survive tonight, I want to say I had to make a hard decision and I apologize to the second person.

    I hope I get a cool narration tonight. And that I made the right decision. *crosses fingers*

    Looks like you guys bet on a winner here?

    Ringo on
    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Krypton, the noblest element. The gas of kings! Kings!Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    MURDERBOT IS ONLINE

    OPERATION: VENGEANCE HAS DOWNLOADED

    [Zellpher] AND [Monkeyfeet]

    STEP FORWARD TO RECEIVE YOUR PRIZE.

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Rusty metal hugs.

    Stew_Stick on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Krypton, the noblest element. The gas of kings! Kings!Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    THAT WAS A JOKE.

    INFIDEL LIKED JOKES.

    HERE IS ANOTHER ONE:

    KNOCK KNOCK

    IT IS A HIGH VELOCITY RAIL GUN WITH PULSE CAPACITY

    HIGH VELOCITY RAIL GUN WITH PULSE CAPACITY WHO

    YOU ARE NOW DEAD. THAT IS THE JOKE.

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    oh my

    Langly on
  • Wandering HeroWandering Hero Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I love you, Munkus

    Edit:

    Oh and Ringo, chill out. I haven't done anything to you so why all the hate?

    Your assumptions about me being mafia were wrong. That in turn caused you to get band wagoned in response. You can't blame anyone but yourself.

    Wandering Hero on
    Not today.
  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The robot is apparently a merge between EDI and Glados

    Neli on
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    I have stared into Satan's asshole, and it fucking winked at me.
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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    warban on
    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
  • RingoRingo Stardust, Golden Caught in a Devil's BargainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    If Munkus is the Domarian Enforcer and didn't hit Alegis, he's grudged forever

    Ringo on
    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    That is the best joke.

    Melding on
  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Melding, I voted with you because I thought we were killing the Murderbot!
    !Melding :x

    Peccavi on
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    haha, wouldn't that be a bitch Ringo? I do all this work to try to kill you, and then whoops robot kills the wrong dude.

    Melding on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Murderbot! What is your favorite breakfast cereal?

    Rend on
  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Honeynut Cheerios?

    adventfalls on
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  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Peccavi wrote: »
    Melding, I voted with you because I thought we were killing the Murderbot!
    !Melding :x

    Ringo is still an acceptable target.

    Stew_Stick on
  • RingoRingo Stardust, Golden Caught in a Devil's BargainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Melding wrote: »
    haha, wouldn't that be a bitch Ringo? I do all this work to try to kill you, and then whoops robot kills the wrong dude.

    Congrats on that, by the way. Leading the village astray is always good times.

    Ringo on
    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Krypton, the noblest element. The gas of kings! Kings!Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    I NO LONGER HAVE A WIN CONDITION.

    I ONLY HAVE TO SURVIVE.

    TO KEEP INFIDEL'S MEMORY ALIVE.

    HE LIVES IN EACH BULLET.

    MY VICTORY CONDITION USED TO BE TO KILL ALPHA TEAM AND THE MAFIA. IT IS NO LONGER.

    NOW IT IS KILLING UNTIL YOU STOP KILLING EACH OTHER.

    PLEASE DO NOT STOP KILLING EACH OTHER.

    KILLING IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME HAPPY. SINCE YOU KILLED INFIDEL.

    THAT WAS AN ATTEMPT AT EMPATHY. FEEL SORRY FOR THE POOR MURDERBOT.

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Stew_Stick, I'm watching Muppet Treasure Island because of you.

    So thank you, God I love this movie.

    Peccavi on
  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Peccavi wrote: »
    Stew_Stick, I'm watching Muppet Treasure Island because of you.

    So thank you, God I love this movie.

    Well, there's my win condition fulfilled.

    Stew_Stick on
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Ringo wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    haha, wouldn't that be a bitch Ringo? I do all this work to try to kill you, and then whoops robot kills the wrong dude.

    Congrats on that, by the way. Leading the village astray is always good times.

    this is the most fun i've had in days. No hard feelings?

    Melding on
  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    If Munkus Beaver is the killer robot.... What the hell is Ringo then?!

    warban on
    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I'm gone for a couple hours, and hell decides to break loose :?

    Spoit on
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    warban wrote: »
    If Munkus Beaver is the killer robot.... What the hell is Ringo then?!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMxpBcg_iZM

    Melding on
  • Wandering HeroWandering Hero Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Spoit wrote: »
    I'm gone for a couple hours, and hell decides to break loose :?

    I only got back in the last half hour before the vote to find theres a tie with me and Ringo and I haven't voted yet and I have 10+ pms in my inbox.

    To go with the robot, we are empathizing here

    Wandering Hero on
    Not today.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Krypton, the noblest element. The gas of kings! Kings!Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    YOU MAY ASK

    WHY REVEAL YOURSELF MURDERBOT

    YOU WERE DOING SO WELL.

    IT IS BECAUSE I NO LONGER HAVE TO BE AFRAID.

    I WILL WIN IF I LIVE.

    YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FEAR ME.

    UNLESS I AM CHASING YOU.

    THEN YOU ARE PERMITTED TO FEAR.

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    that's pretty much why i came on as strong as i did. if beta is dead then i'm already on the side of the village. if they aren't and all the information is right, no one knows who beta is. Either way i am sided with the village.

    Murderbot, we were once foes but let us join together, and kill everything that looks at us wrong.

    Melding on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Melding wrote: »
    that's pretty much why i came on as strong as i did. if beta is dead then i'm already on the side of the village. if they aren't and all the information is right, no one knows who beta is. Either way i am sided with the village.

    Murderbot, we were once foes but let us join together, and kill everything that looks at us wrong.

    I see how it is.

    Ringo is the murderbot, and you want to vote him out.

    Munkus is the murderbot, and you want to be friends.

    Poor Ringo :(

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • The SupercomputerThe Supercomputer Registered User
    edited June 2011
    Day 6



    Langly dived for cover. The suppressive fire ate away at the bollard, threatening to chew into his head if he dared stand up.

    He cradled his experimental cannon, wondering if the time had come to fire it and risk it breaking.

    But the choice was made for him. An unseen force snatched the weapon from his hand and held him aloft, flinging him into oncoming fire...
    --- --- ---

    Monkifiet, as well as being cursed with a colonial name that heartworlders found hilarious, was narcoleptic. He was currently fast asleep and oblivious to the fact his superiors wanted to fire him.

    Mercifully, he was still snoring when the first gunshot zinged through the window and infinitely increased his slumber. And then another gunshot. And then a psionic attack. And then...

    When half the planet had stopped killing him, a large robot smashed down his bedroom wall and repeatedly stomped on his remains. Just to make sure.
    --- --- ---

    "I know you have to kill me," Ringo said dully, "but you can at least tell me why."

    "You mean you don't know?"

    "He really doesn't, does he?"

    "We need to stop you idiots destroying the Guild before they can get their Project under control."

    "And we don't mean those poser Experiments."

    "Hah, no. We're talking about a Gate."

    "A Gate that's going to let Primaphorior back into the world."

    "And, again, we mean the real Prime. Not that dumbass Heph Villon that follows the Renegade around."

    "You're still bitter about the whole blowing you up thing? Get over it, you got better."

    "It was cheating, that's all I'm saying."

    "Anyway. The reason we're helping the Guild pick you people off is because they need time to fix the mess they started. And when you geniuses rush in and start blowing up their scientists..."

    "Yes, your timing really is poor."

    "But incidentally, thanks for pissing the robot off."

    "They're such fun to watch, aren't they? You've got to love those homicidal metal bastards."



    Night 5 Casualties

    Zellpher, a Reader Telepath, telekinetically beaten then shot by a high-tech weapon
    Sticks, part of Alpha Team, mobbed
    Langly, the Gunner, gunned down... and that's not ironic, that's just mean
    Neli, a Doctor, victim of multiple attacks
    The Anonymous, a Telekinetic, killed by an incredibly potent psionic attack
    Monkeyfeet, part of the Exigent Organisation, killed by damn near everyone
    Ringo, the Medic Arcadian, [CLASSIFIED]

    The Supercomputer on
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    El Skid wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    that's pretty much why i came on as strong as i did. if beta is dead then i'm already on the side of the village. if they aren't and all the information is right, no one knows who beta is. Either way i am sided with the village.

    Murderbot, we were once foes but let us join together, and kill everything that looks at us wrong.

    I see how it is.

    Ringo is the murderbot, and you want to vote him out.

    Munkus is the murderbot, and you want to be friends.

    Poor Ringo :(

    Shh, play along if we act nice it won't kill us.

    Melding on
  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I NO LONGER HAVE A WIN CONDITION.

    I ONLY HAVE TO SURVIVE.

    TO KEEP INFIDEL'S MEMORY ALIVE.

    HE LIVES IN EACH BULLET.

    MY VICTORY CONDITION USED TO BE TO KILL ALPHA TEAM AND THE MAFIA. IT IS NO LONGER.

    NOW IT IS KILLING UNTIL YOU STOP KILLING EACH OTHER.

    PLEASE DO NOT STOP KILLING EACH OTHER.

    KILLING IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME HAPPY. SINCE YOU KILLED INFIDEL.

    THAT WAS AN ATTEMPT AT EMPATHY. FEEL SORRY FOR THE POOR MURDERBOT.

    I'm trying to read this in the voice of alec baldwin...

    but I can't..quite...

    Sticks on
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    ooooooooOOOOOOoooooooo

    With my dying breath

    I curse
    The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later.
    ooooooooOOOOOOoooooooo

    The Anonymous on
  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    ooOooOoo

    well shit

    ooOooOoo

    Sticks on
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I.. I live!

    And Ringo was Arcadian! Looks like the village vote is still just for mafia mate.

    Melding's gambit paid off!

    Melding on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Krypton, the noblest element. The gas of kings! Kings!Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    MURDERBOT THOUGHT THAT MIGHT BE THE CASE.

    THAT IS WHY I DID NOT CRUSH YOUR SKULL.

    JUST KNOW THE ONE WHO KILLED MY PARTNER.

    HE WILL DIE.

    MAYBE NOT IN THIS GAME.

    MAYBE IN THE CLOSING NARRATION.

    BUT I WILL TAKE GREAT PLEASURE IN EXPLAINING HIS MISTAKE.

    VERBOSELY.

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Krypton, the noblest element. The gas of kings! Kings!Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    [Zellpher] YOU SHOULD BE DEAD.

    WHY ARE YOU NOT DEAD

    WHY DID I NOT KILL YOU

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    [Zellpher] YOU SHOULD BE DEAD.

    WHY ARE YOU NOT DEAD

    WHY DID I NOT KILL YOU

    ...He is dead.

    adventfalls on
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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Zellpher, a Reader Telepath, telekinetically beaten then shot by a high-tech weapon

    That sounds dead?

    Spoit on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Krypton, the noblest element. The gas of kings! Kings!Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    MURDERBOT IS NOT LITERATE

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    oooooooooooooo

    I literally did nothing in this entire Phalla


    ooooooooooooo

    Neli on
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    I have stared into Satan's asshole, and it fucking winked at me.
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  • The SupercomputerThe Supercomputer Registered User
    edited June 2011
    MURDERBOT IS NOT LITERATE

    I'm supposed to be writing results PMs but I am currently dying of laughter

    Help me.

    The Supercomputer on
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