I recently caught up with an old friend who's become a doctor
dude is making a lot of money
because he works 70 hour weeks
his housemate, also a doctor, was having a week off between full weeks of overnight shifts
didnt even know he was there the whole night until he woke up at like 9.30
This was on a Wednesday
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The doctor did it under a local anaesthetic rather than putting me under because the upper ones are easier to remove. He just jabbed me with a needle and then yanked them right out.
I have panadeine forte for the aching, and now I have a 6 day weekend!
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Hip hop
Gatsby's mum
How did we fill 50 pages
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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Satans..... hints.....
Satans..... hints.....
Almost.
But then I remember you bring it upon yourself by having a sister.
So.
Is she single?
Her Thesis was accepted without revisions, which is a rare occurrence that only happens to the highest quality papers.
I'm so proud of her I could burst.
In could barely crank out an honours report, (poor man's Thesis) so I have a vague idea how much time and effort goes into making a a Thesis.
Also congratulations to her too.
Satans..... hints.....
Also these last couple of pages have been awesome.
Oh god.
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your ankle bone's connected to your... shoulder bone
you shoulder bone's connected to your... hip bone :whistle:
I am hoping I can destroy the other parts of my upcoming exams.
I mean, i don't plan on actually cutting anyone open as a doctor. Just throw drugs at the problem till it goes away or the patient dies.
You'd have to deal with sick people and their pustules and stuff all day.
Now to wait for the anaesthetic to wear off!
dude is making a lot of money
because he works 70 hour weeks
his housemate, also a doctor, was having a week off between full weeks of overnight shifts
didnt even know he was there the whole night until he woke up at like 9.30
This was on a Wednesday
"The pink thing's connected to my - wristwatch..."
Why can I not find Dr Nick singing 'dem bones' on Youtube? Web 2.0, you've failed me yet again...
Now, to come up with (and catalogue) as many 'playing doctor' jokes as I can think of for the next time we meet...
So... sounds like a typical GP then. (heyooo)
sooooo
how high are you right now?
Waaay ahead of you.
Now, where's my credit card?
While browsing, I may have uttered 'whoa'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irEnZqT2siU
Not high at all
The doctor did it under a local anaesthetic rather than putting me under because the upper ones are easier to remove. He just jabbed me with a needle and then yanked them right out.
I have panadeine forte for the aching, and now I have a 6 day weekend!
http://www.take40.com/music/music-library/artists/I/5347/infant-sorrow?movideo_m=24587.2
man i thought that had more doctor jokes
for some reason i remembered it being all puns about sex with a doctor
Man, I wish I thought of this first
Vivienne's comment.
"That's not a doctor! That's a slut!"
I will now point out to her that doctors can be sluts also.
Satans..... hints.....
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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