"bite each carrot to restore full nuisance value" is a pretty big part of the tutorial for my video game
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The journey starts with a step
Smoothly and rapidly walk down stairs while skipping alternate steps. (It requires some practice alone, but it's not that hard.) I started doing this in grade school where the "hall monitors" would call the teacher if they caught any kids skipping steps while going upstairs. So I started skipping steps going down. This confused them, and they had no rule to cover it.
But I already do this. All the time.
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I do this thing whereby I "fall" down the stairs and have to quickly move my legs to stop me pitching forward.
It's very quick and efficient.
I do a similar thing when I'm walking on flat land and my legs are super weary. Just sort of perpetually slump my body forward like I'm falling down from exhaustion and only worry about keeping my feet under me at all times. It's like a constant rubber band effect! At least psychologically.
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"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
The journey starts with a step
Smoothly and rapidly walk down stairs while skipping alternate steps. (It requires some practice alone, but it's not that hard.) I started doing this in grade school where the "hall monitors" would call the teacher if they caught any kids skipping steps while going upstairs. So I started skipping steps going down. This confused them, and they had no rule to cover it.
But I already do this. All the time.
This is waaay harder than taking multiple steps at a time going up
you gotta train yourself to think mostly about your back foot
so I'll leave you with this: close your eyes and rub on your eyelids, applying pressure on your eyes, but not enough to hurt. watch patterns emerge in the phosphenes.
do this all the time
also look at the blue noon sky to see all the little swimmies
I have hella floaters
I can also see a little phosphene that's a collection of tiny orange dots, and it floats around.
I was really good at seeing it everywhere when I was little, but now I have to look at the dark, specifically
I see them all the time. They're not bad enough that it impedes my vision, as it has just become habit to ignore them, but they're visible constantly.
Take your hand and place all fingertips on a table or other flat surface. Now curl in your middle finger until it lies as flat as possible on this surface. Now try winggling your index finger.
Now your thumb.
Now your pinky.
Now try your ring finger.
You can't because of the tendon that connects both the middle and ring finger on each hand.
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Two things I would do as a little kid on long road trips.
Daytime- Pretend I have a HUD overlaying my vision and invisible blaster cannons. Destroy everything.
Nighttime- While driving through the countryside, oh god, there's monsters and other unearthly creatures all over just out of sight off to the sides of the road.
Take your hand and place all fingertips on a table or other flat surface. Now curl in your middle finger until it lies as flat as possible on this surface. Now try winggling your index finger.
Now your thumb.
Now your pinky.
Now try your ring finger.
You can't because of the tendon that connects both the middle and ring finger on each hand.
this also works if you clasp you hands but leave the ring fingers extended and touching
if you put like such as a coin between the ring fingers, you cannot get it without unclasping the hand
Two things I would do as a little kid on long road trips.
Daytime- Pretend I have a HUD overlaying my vision and invisible blaster cannons. Destroy everything.
Nighttime- While driving through the countryside, oh god, there's monsters and other unearthly creatures all over just out of sight off to the sides of the road.
I would watch the moon "following" me
I thought it was awesome
and it would even move when I dipped my head up and down!
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Two things I would do as a little kid on long road trips.
Daytime- Pretend I have a HUD overlaying my vision and invisible blaster cannons. Destroy everything.
Nighttime- While driving through the countryside, oh god, there's monsters and other unearthly creatures all over just out of sight off to the sides of the road.
I always pretended there was someone running along the side of the road, jumping over stuff and through trees and over buildings
There's a game I've been told by friends I need to play before I'm all grown up,and I know I need to but I'm not sure how to play it. It's called "Coming out to your churchy father"
Two things I would do as a little kid on long road trips.
Daytime- Pretend I have a HUD overlaying my vision and invisible blaster cannons. Destroy everything.
Nighttime- While driving through the countryside, oh god, there's monsters and other unearthly creatures all over just out of sight off to the sides of the road.
I always pretended there was someone running along the side of the road, jumping over stuff and through trees and over buildings
There's a game I've been told by friends I need to play before I'm all grown up,and I know I need to but I'm not sure how to play it. It's called "Coming out to your churchy father"
first do this when you go out to dinner sometime:
POP YOUR EYEBALL WITH A FORK
At a restaurant with friends, give everyone the jitters by playing with a fork very close to your eyeball. Use the tines to pull your eyelid down, etc. Everyone is creeped out. Now take one of those tiny plastic cups of ultrapasturized creamer, cup it in your hand and hold it up to your eye without anyone noticing, use the fork to poke holes in the paper lid (looks like you're stabbing your eye,) then squeeze the cup and scream while dropping the fork! White gunk will squirt all over the table. This one comes from Penn & Teller's PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, a book that readers of this website just GOTTA have! Twisted insightful tricks by vengeful nerd social outcasts.
then go "psyche! oh also dad I'm gay."
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Two things I would do as a little kid on long road trips.
Daytime- Pretend I have a HUD overlaying my vision and invisible blaster cannons. Destroy everything.
Nighttime- While driving through the countryside, oh god, there's monsters and other unearthly creatures all over just out of sight off to the sides of the road.
I always pretended there was someone running along the side of the road, jumping over stuff and through trees and over buildings
Ok so when I was young and didn't KNOW that I needed glasses. I would be sitting in class and NOT be able to read the chalkboard. A trick I figured out to overcome this is to create a reallllllly small hole (pinhole) through by rolling up your index finger and looking through that. So small that you can just barely see through it, and VOILA! You dont need to wear glasses anymore!
AAAAAAHHHHH SHIT THIS WORKS
I mean I knew it should work but I hadn't ever thought of it
my mirror neurons triggered just reading that description.
Dry your tongue!
Get a clean cloth or paper towel. Stick out your tongue, then dry it thoroughly with the cloth. Keep sticking it out so it will air-dry a bit more. Now challenge your friends to feel your dry tongue surface. Weird and creepy. Grab the hands of an unsuspecting passersby, and force them up against your warm dry tongue.
Take your hand and place all fingertips on a table or other flat surface. Now curl in your middle finger until it lies as flat as possible on this surface. Now try winggling your index finger.
Now your thumb.
Now your pinky.
Now try your ring finger.
You can't because of the tendon that connects both the middle and ring finger on each hand.
this also works if you clasp you hands but leave the ring fingers extended and touching
if you put like such as a coin between the ring fingers, you cannot get it without unclasping the hand
I'm not sure I get this.. doing it with my hand just fine???
Take your hand and place all fingertips on a table or other flat surface. Now curl in your middle finger until it lies as flat as possible on this surface. Now try winggling your index finger.
Now your thumb.
Now your pinky.
Now try your ring finger.
You can't because of the tendon that connects both the middle and ring finger on each hand.
this also works if you clasp you hands but leave the ring fingers extended and touching
if you put like such as a coin between the ring fingers, you cannot get it without unclasping the hand
I'm not sure I get this.. doing it with my hand just fine???
if you do like this, you cannot get whatever flat object you put in there out without unclasping your hands
ok, took me a bit to understand but I get it now. Had to play with my other fingers
I can do it with every finger but my ring!
Doing it with my pinkies looks weird (cause my left pinky is crooked)
Two things I would do as a little kid on long road trips.
Daytime- Pretend I have a HUD overlaying my vision and invisible blaster cannons. Destroy everything.
Nighttime- While driving through the countryside, oh god, there's monsters and other unearthly creatures all over just out of sight off to the sides of the road.
I always pretended there was someone running along the side of the road, jumping over stuff and through trees and over buildings
There's the thing where you get a pencil and trace around the edge of a coin ten times, and the tiny amount of dizziness from doing that makes it really hard to roll the coin down your nose.
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But I already do this. All the time.
It's very quick and efficient.
I do a similar thing when I'm walking on flat land and my legs are super weary. Just sort of perpetually slump my body forward like I'm falling down from exhaustion and only worry about keeping my feet under me at all times. It's like a constant rubber band effect! At least psychologically.
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Also I can clap with one hand. And I can do that thing where you slap each thigh and then clap really really fast.
This is waaay harder than taking multiple steps at a time going up
you gotta train yourself to think mostly about your back foot
I see them all the time. They're not bad enough that it impedes my vision, as it has just become habit to ignore them, but they're visible constantly.
Now your thumb.
Now your pinky.
Now try your ring finger.
nah, dude's just weird
nothin wrong with that
ain't unstable, I don't think
Daytime- Pretend I have a HUD overlaying my vision and invisible blaster cannons. Destroy everything.
Nighttime- While driving through the countryside, oh god, there's monsters and other unearthly creatures all over just out of sight off to the sides of the road.
this also works if you clasp you hands but leave the ring fingers extended and touching
if you put like such as a coin between the ring fingers, you cannot get it without unclasping the hand
I would watch the moon "following" me
I thought it was awesome
and it would even move when I dipped my head up and down!
I always pretended there was someone running along the side of the road, jumping over stuff and through trees and over buildings
It was parkour before there was parkour
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Oh hey I did that.
first do this when you go out to dinner sometime:
then go "psyche! oh also dad I'm gay."
I'm pretty sure most kids did that, really.
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AAAAAAHHHHH SHIT THIS WORKS
I mean I knew it should work but I hadn't ever thought of it
everyone should want glasses
h5
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but most other times I am glad my right eye makes up for my left's deficiencies
I was super jealous, and sad because we weren't identical anymore
then I found out I needed glasses about a year or so later, and I was just so excited
they forgot which one had the glasses
for example, I can see things
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZItsbLzc73s
Those are fighting words
I'll punch you for that
just come a bit closer, I'm a bit myopic
I'm not sure I get this.. doing it with my hand just fine???
Fact.
(I see better, too. Also fact.)
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yes me too
would like clarification on this
if you do like this, you cannot get whatever flat object you put in there out without unclasping your hands
ok, took me a bit to understand but I get it now. Had to play with my other fingers
I can do it with every finger but my ring!
Doing it with my pinkies looks weird (cause my left pinky is crooked)
This trick was pretty fun in middle school.
Apparently it's also fun when drunk.
imagine if we had twelve fingers? we'd just have to ignore...two...
Sonic!
And that's why creationism is true.
had to work on a project for like 9 months with a guy
who upon our first meeting extolled the virtues of a base 12 system of counting and how we'd be better off
then I said "but we have 10 fingers and 10 toes"
and he looked at me and said "but base 12 math is better"
that's when I knew I'd have a lot of fun having conversations with this guy
French number naming convention alludes to absinthe abuse.