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[Phalla] of Brass: The Artificial Men [Mini] - Game Over, Witch Victory!

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Langly

    kuhlmeye on
    PSN: the-K-flash
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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    !INANTP

    (Nice narrations.)

    Infidel on
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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh dear. What horrors manufactured this thing?
    The bronze workmanship is incredible.

    Virgil_Leads_You on
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    Langly

    now that just sounds down right bitter

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    molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Loving the crap out of this theme. Is it based on real works or all your own doing? I want more!

    I also have noone to grudge vote. Who killed me in TVTropes? Come on, fess up!

    moleface on
    battle.net: lankyplonker#1923
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    dunadumb

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    Langly

    now that just sounds down right bitter

    There is a good possibility.
    <3

    kuhlmeye on
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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    kuhlmeye seems like a good place to start.

    Virgil_Leads_You on
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    All roles should now be out. If I have missed you please let me know!

    If you have questions about your role please PM me ASAP to get that sorted out. General gameplay questions should go in the thread.
    moleface wrote: »
    Loving the crap out of this theme. Is it based on real works or all your own doing? I want more!

    Pretty much just a semi-generic steampunk setting I've made up slowly over time.

    I needed anime to post. on
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    INANTP that opening narration is really good

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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Virgil_Leads_You wrote: »
    Oh dear. What horrors manufactured this thing?
    The bronze workmanship is incredible.

    Haven't seen the likes of these creations before. Have you any experience with machinery? I can't even seem to understand the gears in my pocket watch!

    Cythraul on
    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    And I agree, thumbs up to INANTP on this setting and narration.

    Cheers!

    Cythraul on
    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I am a scientist and inventor!

    Please send me your gloves so that I may upgrade them.

    Thank you.

    Infidel on
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    molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    If anyone comes to you and asks to have their insides or faces upgraded, please advise the rest of us. This may be considered suspicious behaviour

    moleface on
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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    the game is afoot!

    Jason Todd on
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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Cythraul wrote: »
    Virgil_Leads_You wrote: »
    Oh dear. What horrors manufactured this thing?
    The bronze workmanship is incredible.

    Haven't seen the likes of these creations before. Have you any experience with machinery? I can't even seem to understand the gears in my pocket watch!

    Oh, I've had some experience lad, but I've never imagined metal men, or even functioning metal limbs.
    *glances at his missing leg*

    Hah, I'd take on a great amount of debt- just for someone to replace this damn stump with one of those devilish ticking legs.

    Virgil_Leads_You on
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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    If someone finds my guestbook, would you please return it to me?

    kuhlmeye on
    PSN: the-K-flash
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Clarification:

    Both Hour 0 casualties are ineligible targets for all powers. They are poor NPCs, not players. Let them rest in peace.

    I needed anime to post. on
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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    the game is afoot!

    Perhaps it's Virgil's missing foot?

    Cythraul on
    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited June 2011 
    IS IT NOT EXCELLENT THAT WE ALL. MYSELF INCLUDED. ARE MADE OF MEAT AND NOT METAL.

LET US CONSUME NUTRIENTS FOR FUEL IN CELEBRATION.

    Rend on
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    expert pugilist is pretty much the best title

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Cythraul wrote: »
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    the game is afoot!

    Perhaps it's Virgil's missing foot?

    What a dreadful thought. Sir, keep such macabre speculation to yourself!

    Jason Todd on
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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    If someone finds my guestbook, would you please return it to me?

    Would it be this book full of drawings of... mechanical wangs??

    Cythraul on
    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    RNG says that Captainplanet82, you are not made out of earth at all! Metal bones comprise your freakish structure!

    Langly on
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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    "There once was a man from Nantuckett..."

    No, no - that won't do at all. Think, man!

    "As I stare longingly into your eyes... I attempt to drown Reg Rysk in a bucket..."

    Dammit

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    LemmingHeadLemmingHead Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh my! This... this tomfoolery, this insanity is not to be tolerated! Who knows what devilish things could happen with these things around?

    I am about to swoon with fear. In a very manly fashion of course.

    LemmingHead on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] hugs!
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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    LemmingHead wrote: »
    Oh my! This... this tomfoolery, this insanity is not to be tolerated! Who knows what devilish things could happen with these things around?

    I am about to swoon with fear. In a very manly fashion of course.

    I do believe I have the vapours!

    Cythraul on
    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I say, what a diabolical scheme afoot! We must put a halt to their nefarious machinations. O! Oho! I've made a funny.

    I suppose the formalities should be observed, though.

    What happens in a vote tie?

    What is the order of actions?

    Also, such tawdry forms of communication are above you, good sir Ringo.

    Farangu on
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Farangu wrote: »
    I say, what a diabolical scheme afoot! We must put a halt to their nefarious machinations. O! Oho! I've made a funny.

    I suppose the formalities should be observed, though.

    What happens in a vote tie?

    What is the order of actions?

    Also, such tawdry forms of communication are above you, good sir Ringo.

    Knew I'd forget something.

    In the event of a tied vote the first to reach the tie number will be dealt with.

    Order of actions is as follows:

    Guards & Guard-like abilities
    Kills & Kill-like abilities
    Seers & Seer-like abilities
    Vote Kill
    Secondary Objective Completion Check

    If anyone is not sure which of those categories your powers would fall under you may contact me and I will clarify.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Does the vote then, as it were, trickle?

    Infidel on
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    molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    RNG says that Captainplanet82, you are not made out of earth at all! Metal bones comprise your freakish structure!

    Surely you will not leave it to fate to determine who among us are the abominations, Langly? Such irrational measures will certainly lead to our demise!

    moleface on
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    psn: lankyplonker
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Second place will be killed if it is impossible to vote-kill the first place winner, and so forth. Vote accordingly. If there is no second place no vote kill will occur that day.

    I needed anime to post. on
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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    "The vote tickles like a feather lightly caressed across your well firmed and shapely buttocks..."

    This has potential

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Ringo wrote: »
    "The vote tickles like a feather lightly caressed across your well firmed and shapely buttocks..."

    This has potential

    I don't need to hear about votes trickling across your metallic butt, fine sir!

    kuhlmeye on
    PSN: the-K-flash
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    moleface wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    RNG says that Captainplanet82, you are not made out of earth at all! Metal bones comprise your freakish structure!

    Surely you will not leave it to fate to determine who among us are the abominations, Langly? Such irrational measures will certainly lead to our demise!

    uh

    it's an, uh

    eight ball with a monocle? very accurate

    Langly on
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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Gentlemen, behold!

    I bring you...

    robobutts

    Infidel on
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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Remember everyone, with the creation of finely shaped robobutts, to keep you eye focused on the prize.

    DON'T DATE ROBOTS

    kuhlmeye on
    PSN: the-K-flash
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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I distrust !Dunadan, for he bears the countenance of a machine

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Ahh, this reminds me of a time, long ago, when I was challenged to a duel by none other than 1Captainplanet82, yes indeed, him right over there. He was deep in his drink at the time, but I had it from many people that he was an expert duelist, and I never pass up a challenge. When I went to the prearranged meeting though, he was no where to be found! Aye! Too yellow to show up for his own duel! This metal monstrosity obviously knew I was more than a match for him and fled! I say we finish the job now!

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    Remember everyone, with the creation of finely shaped robobutts, to keep you eye focused on the prize.

    DON'T DATE ROBOTS

    unless they're hot?

    simonwolf on
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