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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    lmao just playin every time i post here is a jerk of tha mind we on the same page

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    basically, gotta jerk it

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    post cummin

    crwth on
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    in that picture I am Leonardo

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2011
    in that picture I am Leonardo

    SHE LIKES ME FOR ME

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Yeah so i mis(s?)pelled some words.

    now give me the lowdown on sega tower. is it still there, and is it still the most awesome thing?

    Yes/No.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2011
    I've been unemployed for a week (I moved), and even though I technically could only have had a job as early as today (due to the holiday) I'm still completely stressed out that I don't have one

    It doesn't help that every job in Bumblefuck, PA is only $8/hr

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Moving sucks ass

    And I too have learned the painful lesson of packing too many books in a box

    Fucking things weigh one thousand trillion pounds per square foot i swear to god

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    THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    black ranger with the sick moves

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    pookapooka Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    T pooka I haven't been able to afford therapy in a few months either, I am jealous of you

    And let me crush your congratulations at me getting an interview

    I'm going to a job fair

    i had an extensive reply, one i was pleased with, lost to the internet Scylla. anyway, i rebut with the fact that you've still put yourself in a place of potential, and that shows character. :p!
    i'm going to a college clinic, so i'm lab-ratting for my free therapy; at least psych grad students are motivated, so free isn't the same as 'cheap'. plus, talking + biking there is good for me. you should look into sliding-scale clinics in your area; i was surprised by the number of options in my city.

    also, fitness programs. i'm taking a beginner's yoga class that the studio offers for free on Mondays at noon -- gets me around people, endorphins, and outta the apartment, and then i go knit at a coffee shop for a couple hours.

    the reason i didn't immediately reply: i was looking for a particular mix of Martin Solveig's "Hello", and then just got distracted and started listening to Party Ben. which i have done again.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Keith wrote: »
    in that picture I am Leonardo

    SHE LIKES ME FOR ME

    goddammit

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    dammit re: everything

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Beasteh wrote: »
    theres this norwegian hotdog stand at trafalgar square

    the guy in the stand has a big multicolor toque

    he was there in january

    i was pleased to see the toque last week, and hopefully tomorrow

    love that lil dude

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    going home tomorrow afternoon

    been a week of being sick, generally

    reading the girls bedtimes stories. that owned

    still havent heard about my interview last week

    all hope has faded

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Keith you left philly huh

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    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Keif lives with me now. I feed him and water him twice a day. Then he curls up in my lap and we watch Sex in the City reruns on LOGO.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    black ranger with the sick moves

    Damnit I was gonna say that

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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    It's ten past seven in the morning.

    I just realised I haven't gone to sleep yet.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2011
    Keith you left philly huh

    yeah

    hopefully not for too long

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2011
    Dog ate one of my $80 running shoes

    not the $11 slip-ons that were right next to them

    guess he's a shoe snob

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2011
    not that i've ever actually, you know, ran in them

    but i was going to

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2011
    GRMike wrote: »
    Keif lives with me now. I feed him and water him twice a day. Then he curls up in my lap and we watch Sex in the City reruns on LOGO.

    i don't like Sex and the City but I'd accept this life

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Ledneh wrote: »
    Moving sucks ass

    And I too have learned the painful lesson of packing too many books in a box

    Fucking things weigh one thousand trillion pounds per square foot i swear to god

    My wife has so many books. We made sure to have a bunch of 1x1 boxes and just fill those with books. Sure, it takes more, but they're a lot lighter.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    HI WHIPPY HI.

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Butler wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    Dzień dobry!

    That's Polish for hello.

    I am not Polish.

    I spent my years 5 through 19 in a polish-settled immigrant town in the middle of cousin fuck texas

    Every summer they'd have the "polish pickle days" and to kick that off they'd have the "polish pickle run"

    The first prize was a jar of pickles

    I'd hate to find out what you win if you lose (I hate you pickles)

    But if you hate pickles

    and you get pickles for winning

    then

    wouldn't you want to lose

    and therefore

    find out what you win?

    ???

    No because if first place is a pile of crap, what do you think they're going to give third? I can only assume it's a worse prize. I guess it could also be less pickles...

    Pickles are great, your opinions are terrible and it's "fewer" pickles.

    I don't usually correct grammar, but I had already engaged whine mode so I thought I'd make the most of it.

    Pickles are horrible. Why in gods name would I want to store a cucumber in the same fashion my science teacher stores dead animals? Cucumbers taste pretty good on their own already; pickling them makes them taste (and smell) like 7 kinds of butt.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Formaldehyde pickles are delicious.

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Formaldehyde pickles are delicious.

    I'd like to formalde-hide my taste buds!



    ...


    I'll...



    I'll just be going...

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    honk honk honk

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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    My body won't stop making me sleep. This would be fine if I were at home. But no. Sleep on public transport isn't always the best of things.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Sure it is

    How else you gonna find out what hobo penis tastes like

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited July 2011
    does anyone want to move in with me

    i need an emergency roommate

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    MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I will move in with you whippy

    we will form a magnificent story of two depressed young men

    on an advanture to find happiness

    that holds a terrible secret

    Mayday on
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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited July 2011
    A) I guess I'm a lady now, I guess, just so you know

    B) serious inquiries only plz

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    [topicaljoke]at least you're not using craigslist[/topicaljoke]

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    MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    You can be anything I want you to be


    wait, is that how the line goes?

    Mayday on
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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I expected the first post to be, "is it me you're looking for?"

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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Sure it is

    How else you gonna find out what hobo penis tastes like
    By asking? Duh.

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    MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Sure it is

    How else you gonna find out what hobo penis tastes like
    By asking? Duh.

    It didn't work in THIS story.

    Mayday on
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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Mayday wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Sure it is

    How else you gonna find out what hobo penis tastes like
    By asking? Duh.

    It didn't work in THIS story.
    But that's not a hobo!

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    MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Mayday wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Sure it is

    How else you gonna find out what hobo penis tastes like
    By asking? Duh.

    It didn't work in THIS story.
    But that's not a hobo!

    Just because he lives next to a bridge instead of under it doesn't mean he's a hobo.

    you racist

    EDIT: that was supposed to be "NOT a hobo" argghhh

    Mayday on
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