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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    ps random dude

    don't tell any of the thousands of criminals in gotham about that, by and by

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Yeah but

    If Batman told you that he peed his pants one time

    Who would believe you?

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'd believe batman, but I assume you meant "if you told people that batman told you that he peed his pants one time"

    in which case: don't care, still a REAL dumb thing for a writer to make batman say

    Superman: the first time I found out I was really strong, I shit my pants. Like really. Shit. My. Pants.

    nobody wants to hear that, even if is 100% true, it destroys a part of the character

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    This of course is the same comic where a villain claims to have installed a firing pin into a crossbow

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    ..why did he do that?

    did he build a gun into it for a surprise attack?

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    wg06.jpg

    notice that Deadshot also claims to be able to identify the type of weapon someone is poking him in the face with by the feel

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Crossbow's don't have firing pins

    And if he is referring to the trigger mechanism, all that a more modern mechanism would do is mean that it would be less likely to just go off randomly, making Deadshot actually safer at that point (ho ho)

    TLDR screw that panel

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    the feel of the arrow, no less!

    isn't deadshot supposed to know that crossbows do not have firing pins?

    I know literally 0 things about his character, but the name and his outfit seem to indicate he knows guns and weapons n shit

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Solar wrote: »
    Crossbow's don't have firing pins

    plurals don't have apostrophes

    :V

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Raneados wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Crossbow's don't have firing pins

    plurals don't have apostrophes

    :V

    Sentences have capitals and punctuation.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    A lot is two words. =I

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Basically Kevin Smith doesn't know what a firing pin is or how a crossbow works

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Crossbow's don't have firing pins

    plurals don't have apostrophes

    :V

    Sentences have capitals and punctuation.

    you'll never cage me

    they're implied

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Raneados wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Crossbow's don't have firing pins

    plurals don't have apostrophes

    :V

    Sentences have capitals and punctuation.

    you'll never cage me

    they're implied

    YOU'RE NOT ABOVE THE LAW, RANEADONKS.

    GODDAMNIT

    I'LL SEE YOU HANGED FOR THIS.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    watch me strut, kicking up capitals and periods all over

    floop floop floop

    edit: i suddenly realize I actually do use them sometimes, but mostly for emphasis or clarifcation

    I spit on unnecessary capitals and punctuation!

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Dammit Rane, we do things by the book on this forum.

    Turn in your badge and gun.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I shot my badge with my gun

    you might describe me as a loose cannon

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    you're off the case rane! you're a danger to yourself and everyone around you!

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I thought you knew that when you gave me a gun

    i am not to be trusted

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • The LuggageThe Luggage Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
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    Argh.

    Stupid high collars alert.

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    Interminable
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    He comes from France.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    it is true that Superman is cooler than Batman.

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    A lot of Batsphemy going on right now.
    I am so sorry.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Know what is a fun book sometimes? Superman/Batman. Not always great, but often very fun.

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    well I didn't know about that page being a reference to some sort of iconic scene but still ehhhh

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    well I didn't know about that page being a reference to some sort of iconic scene but still ehhhh
    I’m not telling you anything new…I’m far more creative now, you know. I’ve been writing this Batman: The Widening Gyre miniseries, and I’m stoned all the time when I’m writing it. And, I swear, I’ll write it, and then, it’s not so much blackout, but forget, so much so that the next morning, I go to read what I wrote, and it’s, like, I’m that fuckin’ little cobbler and elves came and fuckin’ wrote it in the night, because I’m, like, “This is better than anything I’ve ever written before.” I mean, like, I’ve done comics, but this is way better.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Haha, Kevin Smith could never be described as a "little" anything!

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  • Schmimpy Pim- no god what am I sayingSchmimpy Pim- no god what am I saying Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    For a guy who acts and certainly appears as someone who really enjoys comic books, he sure does seem to write some horseshit comic books.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    well I didn't know about that page being a reference to some sort of iconic scene but still ehhhh

    here's the original page from Batman: Year One

    tumblr_ljnh4dYxIi1qdu2tro1_500.jpg

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    nice mustache

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    batman's mustache would probably be bat-shaped though

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    that's a shadow!

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    i wish i could get famous for liking something a lot

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    look unless he's making kissy lips that shadow is just too big

    I know about this kind of thing because I met an artist once

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    He is, in fact, making kissy lips

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    So who's making kissy lips under a flashlight right now?

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    that's a shadow!

    And within that shadow hides his real mustache.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    BATMAN?!

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    that is horrifying

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