Sometimes you are lonely, and you want to talk to people who might be interested in kissing you. Luckily, there are websites for that!
Here is one:
And here is another:
Let's help one another in crafting profiles that reflect us at our best, so that we can find people who like us! Also let's talk about how we are doing in our quests for affection.
"That man is playing Galaga! He thought we wouldn't notice. But we did."