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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    electric blue superman doesn't count

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    just cause electric blue superman was a dumb idea doesn't mean that's not awesome

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    ..that's a weird lookin angel

    now wrestle this guy
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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    redfenix wrote: »
    Superman possessed super genius-level intelligence and an eidetic memory (average people from Krypton already had genius level intelligence—they learned calculus at ten or eleven years). These enhanced mental capabilities were a direct result of his exposure to a yellow sun. Superman also possessed the mental ability to screen out the enormous amount of information received by his enhanced senses and to focus on a single detail such as a particular voice or location.

    Modern era (John Byrne)
    His mental abilities were also curtailed to the point where intelligent humans, like geniuses Lex Luthor or Batman, could outsmart him.

    A Superman that's able to out-everything everybody should stay dead, just like the era whence it came.

    edit: You saw nothing.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    you know it's actually redundant to say "from whence", since "whence" means "from where"

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Blue Superman never happened

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    blue superman has too many muscles

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I just watched Batman Begins for the first time

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    blue swoleperman

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    what did you think of it

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I guess he made a bunch of muscles out of electricity and

    I don't know

    God, that was a stupid development

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    KalTorak wrote: »
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    Theres a reason I own this entire series

    :9

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    what did you think of it kochi

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    what did you think of it

    It was incredibly long and I swear to god he shouted WAAAYCCCHHHHEEELLLLLLL

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Kochikens wrote: »
    what did you think of it

    It was incredibly long and I swear to god he shouted WAAAYCCCHHHHEEELLLLLLL

    that's like my favorite part

    have you seen the sequel yet? that one is way longer. or at least it feels way longer

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    but hey

    Michael Caine
    is awesome
    so.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    The sequel didn't feel half as long to me. Like I got half way through this and was kicking my feet like JESUS CHRIST ISN'T HE BATMAN YET AUGH GOD. WHERE IS SCARECROW? WHAT IS THIS. And why has nobody been like hey Bruce so uh where were ya? And kill Joffrey now before it's too late. And where did you get a bat summoning device?

    and then my mind wandered to that interview where someone said Liam Neeson has a GIANT dick

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    You could have completely removed the two-face plotline from Dark Knight and I would have probably been okay with it

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I remember when Blue Superman tried to shave the way he usually did, only to send himself across the room because he forgot he didn't have heat vision anymore.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    plus dark knight doesn't have katie holmes, which is nice because she and her giant nipples are just terrible.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    ive never seen her nipples

    i must investigate...further

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    When he picked Katie Holmes up and she was all CRAZY or whatever her nips were all hard and you could see them through her shirt.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    bein crazy does that

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Maggie Gyllenhaal is basically about 5x cooler than Katie Holmes. It's science.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    man you guys have good nipple eyes

    they're only there for like a second

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    nipple eyes?

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    man you guys have good nipple eyes

    they're only there for like a second

    there's also another movie prominently featuring katie holmes and her terrible nipples

    it's called the gift and it is a really bad movie.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    man you guys have good nipple eyes

    they're only there for like a second

    there's also another movie prominently featuring katie holmes and her terrible nipples

    it's called the gift and it is a really bad movie.

    Yep on both accounts.

    I actually had to give a five minute presentation in my film theory course on The Gift.

    Ugh...

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    superman being a naive numbskull annoys the shit out of me, as does batman being the best at everything

    For the most part, I agree.

    It was appropriate in Brave and the Bold, though.

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  • JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    isn't everyone a numbskull in brave and the bold?

    a fun numbskull

    but a numbskull

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Jintor wrote: »
    isn't everyone a numbskull in brave and the bold?

    a fun numbskull

    but a numbskull

    Kind of.

    Although they were really going for the extra mile with Superman in that episode.

    Like, Luthor tricked him by giving gifts to his friends that were made of Red Kryptonite, which made him go crazy mad with power and he started doing stuff straight out of Superdickery. It was fantastic.

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHiJyTKBEv8

    this is happening, I guess?

    does anyone else think this kind of feels "off"?

    I know it's a proof of concept or whatever but still

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    animation seems low quality

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I thought so, too.

    Doesn't look terrible, but not up to DCAU standards, either.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I don't like the idea of calling it "Super Friends". It's just so kitschy and feels like a cheap nostalgia grab.

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I enjoyed the return of the narrator voice and that's about it.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'm guessing it's trying to do what Brave and the Bold has done, in that it made Superfriends-style nonsense watchable.

    So far that doesn't seem to be a success.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I wonder if it would be possible at all to set up a Batman, Inc. tv series

    I think that could be awesome, telling stories about all the different Bat-family members and stuff

    plus, animated Damian

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  • JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    That Batman voice sounds wrong

    I'd kill a man for some animated Cass Cain and Steph

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