Try to stay out of your wife's line of site, lest she associate the pain with your visage.
Ruckus on
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited July 2011
Remember to slap the baby asap.
Gotta establish the pecking order before you get put in the friend zone.
Munkus Beaver on
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited July 2011
Stay north of the equator. You have no business being south of that line. You did your damage 9 months ago, and it will be better for everybody involved if you don't look at the carnage going on.
no bogey shes locked up in our basement until she turns 30
That is basically guaranteeing that she will turn into a sexhound.
You gotta show the girls that sex is a lot like making a baseball bat out of ham and jamming it into a jar of mayonnaise that's about 6 weeks past it's "best by" date.
98% chance she will not date until she is 30.
2% that she will develop some really unhealthy kinks.
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
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Don't watch.
her lady bits are going to swell to gross proportions
Gotta establish the pecking order before you get put in the friend zone.
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and I hope the white noise works again, quoth
because i have no baby and i can't have a cat instead, I now have a bonsai tree
thats how needy i am to lavish love on something tiny and cute
...that's... really not the same thing as a tree or a baby, is it
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
its better.
can you boil olives
but congratulations on your little dude!
Do you realize you are working reverse psychology?
Do you understand that you are making it a torrid mystery that he must now investigate?
You are terrible people.
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PSN: Bogestrom
You can boil anything you want man. The world is 2/3s water.
mostly because it'll set you up for some pretty epic lines for when you take the kid to the beach for the first time.
"This is it, son. This is the sound that comforted you in your first days. Embrace it. Let it wash over you.
Resist the urge to pee in it, because that is not classy."
my sister is called olivia
:-"
Edit - On the sister! Curse you for sneaking that other post in there.
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PSN: Bogestrom
That is basically guaranteeing that she will turn into a sexhound.
You gotta show the girls that sex is a lot like making a baseball bat out of ham and jamming it into a jar of mayonnaise that's about 6 weeks past it's "best by" date.
98% chance she will not date until she is 30.
2% that she will develop some really unhealthy kinks.
I'm really sorry.
Because....?
I named my daughter this, you would be a copycat with an inferior Sophie.
man everything else in the ocean is peeing in it
don't try to pretend you're better than they are
That's why I'm sorry Sarukun. Your post makes me feel really bad for you. Maybe you should try sex with someone different?
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
lemme fix that fer ya:
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
I was wondering the same
Yes!!!