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Hey There, Sexy America

Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
edited July 2011 in Social Entropy++
Look at you, America. Put your pants back on. I'd seldom ask anyone to put their pants back on, but even in this heat your pubes disgust me.

Anyone been hitting the beaches? It's fucking hot out, and hot in.

Probably heading to a nearby roadside beach the day after a wedding to just cool off. How about you? How are you beating the heat, aside from jerking off to internet porn/looking at this in slight disgust?

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    Hitting the beach tonight, Tuesday and Wednesday.

    Drinking, smoking, friends, baseball on the radio.

    Awesome.


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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    i have air conditioning and no pants

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Yesssss another Anjin America thread

    I am in this cold server closet that is like 68 degrees for the next.....6 hours.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    you work in a closet that is 68 degrees?


    god I would fucking love your job

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    Yesssss another Anjin America thread

    I am in this cold server closet that is like 68 degrees for the next.....6 hours.

    No shit? I used to hook up wiring through buildings to them things. My pussy's wet just thinking of that job again.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    There's nothing left to jerk off to

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    My apartment is a nice, comfortable 74, and I am quite happy with that.

    Actually, bumped it up to 76. I always turn it down to 74 when I go to bed, and usually end up turning it back up to 76 shortly after waking up. Office cools off much quicker than the bedroom.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I've jerked off to everything available

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I am lying in bed with the air conditioner on and watching Ocean's 11.

    Also why the hell did Egon have a blonde pompador?

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    It isn't even seasonably warm here

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    My balls are growing bluer by the second but refuse to release to the same depravity twice

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Captain K wrote:
    you work in a closet that is 68 degrees?


    god I would fucking love your job

    I am doing absolutely nothing right now.

    We're supposed to be setting up this WLC but neither me nor my buddy here knows how the company here wants it set up re: addressing and stuff and our boss is at home tending to his sick kids.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    At work we have to keep the archives around 60. Sometimes it's too goddamn cold to type in here.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I don't do the beach scene. I'm not a big fan of swimming, and I don't even like wearing shorts, so it just doesn't really work for me.

    Maybe I'll get a bunch of my fat friends together, we'll go down to the beach around low tide, take our shirts off and plank.

    It'll look like a bunch of whales got beached.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    My balls are growing bluer by the second but refuse to release to the same depravity twice

    how many posts do you have in the My Little Pony thread, keith

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    Crotchless Gorilla SuitCrotchless Gorilla Suit Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Stories from your friends next door
    They never told
    You might be a star tonight
    So let that camera roll
    You're the Red, White and Blue
    Oh the funny things you do
    America, America this is you

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Aneurhythmia wrote:
    At work we have to keep the archives around 60. Sometimes it's too goddamn cold to type in here.

    I've brought a sweatshirt....I should bring some gloves.

    68 isn't freezing but spending all day in there takes it's toll.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    This apartment leaks like a sieve so probably half our AC just escapes

    But Columbia is notoriously hot no matter what your cooling capabilities are

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    it's temperate as fuck, welcome to oregon.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    at the moment I have no more air conditioning than opening a window

    it is currently thirty degrees and it is going to get even hotter later in the week
    blurgh

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    america, let's start a nerdcore rap group called select+

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    heat advisory here, i'm turning to molasses because of the heat, I've been awake three hours and want to take a nap

    I am a drain on society

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    america, let's start a nerdcore rap group called select+

    I don't get it

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Sexy America? More like sexy Russia...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Easr8WTwxs

    Strip for Putin and you could win an iPad2!!

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    at the moment I have no more air conditioning than opening a window

    it is currently thirty degrees and it is going to get even hotter later in the week
    blurgh

    Thirty?

    Wait where do you live

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    S-stupid sexy russian chicks

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Raining nonstop here.

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    ReignerReigner Registered User regular
    Suppose to be high 90's for the next two weeks.

    Not looking forward to it.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    I like the rain

    Then I just turn on the Blade Runner soundtrack and take a nap

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