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[Mini-Phalla] Complex Biology: Game Over! Scientists / Hypnotoad / Ani-Mannequin Win!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Nerissa wrote:
    Lucedes wrote:
    Are masons trustworthy?

    Erm... if not, they're not true masons, but something else, right?

    I would venture a guess to say that if your role PM says you can trust someone, then you can trust that they're on the same side as you. Otherwise, trust no one.

    Same side for how long...?

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    kuhlmeye wrote:
    Did this happen to everybody? Individual posts have scroll bars on them now. Why is this?

    yes, just checked. It's a css thing that the vanilla people changed. the userscript guys are looking into it.

  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Such intimate questions don't belong in this thread

    'Less your pain be so great that you seek to be dead

  • NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    kime wrote:
    Nerissa wrote:
    Lucedes wrote:
    Are masons trustworthy?

    Erm... if not, they're not true masons, but something else, right?

    I would venture a guess to say that if your role PM says you can trust someone, then you can trust that they're on the same side as you. Otherwise, trust no one.

    Same side for how long...?

    Good point. I keep forgetting about the possibility of conversions. Damn.

    Personally, I like D&D because I find OCD much more interesting than ADD.
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Usually conversions do not affect masons

    usually

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    Usually conversions do not affect masons

    usually

    Really? When did that happen?

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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote:
    Ah, don't hurt me with the pointies!

    I only asked because I'm guessing someone would want to know, since:
    Jason Todd wrote:
    There is no standard villager role.

    Given this, I would think that anyone who thought it was suspicious is in fact probably evil, because the other mighty villagers will understand the mass concern. I would retract kime, but the poetic justice of his being evil in my first game and me defending him is too great a risk, and none of my accusers are near the vote threshold. And, my guess is it's almost certainly not Baidol.

    How cute. Just because somebody found something suspicious about something you said or asked does not make them mafia.

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    Further, you should refrain from asking odd clarifications, just like Lucedes did.

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Yeah, you guys know you can ask clarifications privately, right?

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    uh kime I would rather not say

  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    ITT: Education

    For Science!

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    (it was when I won as the cult in death of phalla. I could not convert masons/mafia)

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    (it was when I won as the cult in death of phalla. I could not convert masons/mafia)

    Didn't play that one. I think typically it's the opposite of what you said though :P.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    But converting masons just isn't fair!

  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Questions 'bout masons and special abilities

    Posting them here suggests low sensibilities.

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Can my mafia kill just kill everyone at once to save some time?

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    I don't think Kime even plays to win anymore, regardless of what side he's on.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Of course I do. I just have a very, very fun time of it when I'm invincible with the same number of kills as there are players in the game.

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    I knew science was going to fuck us all in the end.

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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    Cruising GIS with "for science" lead me to this

    Epic

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    hey so update your Ye old style to make those bars go away

  • TmoiyTmoiy Registered User
    rattle clatter whirr clatter

    baidol (9): tmoiy, 101, rend, nerissa, kime, cythraul, piL, langly, lucedes
    kime (6): stever777, peccavi, 3clipse, mrTLicious, the anonymous, jaysonfour, alegis
    rend (3): kime, segatai, slym, void slayer
    the anonymous (3): baidol, INANTP, alegis
    langly (2): wandering hero, 38thdoe
    mrTLicious (1): reg rysk, langly, 38thdoe, cythraul
    stever777 (1): taya, langly, alegis
    stormwind (1): virgil_leads_you
    peccavi (1): stormwind
    101 (1): kuhlmeye
    alegis (1): phyphor
    kuhlmeye (0): piL

    jdarksun has yet to vote.

  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Weirdly large bandwagons for day 1 o_O

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    FUCK YEAH LET'S FIGHT THE MOON
  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    retract kime

    vote REG Rysk

  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    hey so update your Ye old style to make those bars go away

    Yay!

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote:
    retract kime

    vote REG Rysk

    good ol grudge vote

    now you're playing phalla like a champ

  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    MrTLicious wrote:
    retract kime

    vote REG Rysk

    good ol grudge vote

    now you're playing phalla like a champ

    :D

  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    If any vigilantes on the village side could be present for the witching hour tonight, I will have an announcement to make and you would be wise to have a PM already open to me!

    Today, Baidol shall meet his end!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Baidol wrote:
    If any vigilantes on the village side could be present for the witching hour tonight, I will have an announcement to make and you would be wise to have a PM already open to me!

    Today, Baidol shall meet his end!

    You know, no one will trust you till you're dead...

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    I am aware!

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    kime wrote:
    Can my mafia kill just kill everyone at once to save some time?

    If it can't my SK kill(s) can, don't worry

    Magic Box
    Academician Prokhor "Phyphor" Zakharov, Chief Scientist of China, Provost of the University of Planet - SE++ Megagame
  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote:
    Langly wrote:
    MrTLicious wrote:
    retract kime

    vote REG Rysk

    good ol grudge vote

    now you're playing phalla like a champ

    :D

    They grow up so fast...

  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    jdarksun with two edited vote posts.

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Generally I assume people asking clarifications in public are less likely to be mafia, but I really don't know what to make of most of these.

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  • stormwindstormwind Registered User
    The hours pass like blood through an abrasion.
    The walls are my catalogue of vendettas, my hall of trophies, my manifesto...
    My List of Grievances.

    I can FEEL the Watchers in these halls.
    Sterile coats won't stay clean for much longer.
    Your glass doors won't stop me now.
    ...she's here.

    ElJeffe wrote: »

    Art cannot exist in a vacuum.

    How about that time I accidentally sucked up a minidisc full of Beethoven, huh, smart guy?
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Yes!

    ~40 minutes until vote close. Get ready for the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!
    The announcement is that my muscles are FUCKING HUGE

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    The announcement is my penis.

    YaYa wrote: »
    FUCK YEAH LET'S FIGHT THE MOON
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

    I AM THE REVERSE MINOTAUR



    I WAS ONCE A MAN

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    A GLORIOUS, SEXY MAN

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    I was adored by the ladies and envied by the men of the world! No bull ever placed a hoof upon my person!

    But all that was taken away from me! Taken by those cursed scientists! Those who believe themselves to be our betters!

    They took my head and placed it upon the body of a bull, and laughed as they did it! I awoke in horror to find myself a monstrosity! In one, last humiliation, the head of the bull that once belonged to me was attached to MY BODY!

    The desecration of the temple of my flesh MUST. NOT. STAND. They put both of us into the same cell, perhaps in an attempt to get us to slay each other for their research. Instead, we came to an agreement. We would stand together and end those who would play God!

    Stand together, fellow victims, for Alegis is my mason partner and your network head!

    Vigilantes, PM Alegis and call your kills, while the witching hours lasts!

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    VOTE CLOSED

    NARRATION INCOMING

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Night 1: The Merits of Gooseflesh

    The first few hours outside of the cells were extremely chaotic. Almost all of the subjects had been kept in complete isolation and had lost whatever social graces they once possessed. Grief at lost lives and confusion at new bodies quickly turned to rage, directed almost aimlessly. Subjects smashed computer consoles and shattered microscopes in impotent outbursts. Soon, they turned on one another.

    Their first victim was The Reverse Minotaur, who’s head was grafted to the body of a bull. He was overheard saying he didn’t mind his new body: he had huge muscles and testicles bigger than a man’s head. What more did he need? He paid for this mild defence of the experiments with his life.

    The crowd turned from the bludgeoned bull to an even stranger sight. A flock of geese was running down the hall, screaming in a human voice, pursued by a swarm of killer bees. The bees stung the entire flock to death in less than five minutes, before retreating into a ventilation shaft. The crowd proceeded to pluck and roast the geese.

    Later, they heard wild screaming coming from an auxiliary lab on the second floor of the facility. Inside, the subjects found only a human skeleton which appeared to have been smashed, or perhaps trampled, into tiny fragments.

    Reluctant to return to their cells for sleep, the subjects began searching for warm, secluded rooms. In one, they found the body of an eyeless man covered in small puncture wounds. Nearby, they found two eyeballs with butterfly wings sewn to them. There was a smile on his face.

    The next morning, they found the following scrawled on the wall in thick, dripping paint:

    Gaze on my words, but do not despair.
    We're under grave threat, but of that, you're aware.
    Listen to me, I won't lead you astray.
    I could even teach you to bake a souffle.
    My words will protect you, and show you the light.
    They reveal the difference betwixt left and right.
    The tricksters have miles of their own ballyhoo,
    So I frankly ask, are they smarter than you?


    ----

    The Dead
    Baidol (The Reverse Minotaur): Mob Justice
    Rend (The Silly Geese): Stung to Death
    Tmoiy (The Bones): Trampled
    SLyM (The Butter-Spy): Died Happy

    ----

    Day 2 will end Friday at 11 pm EST.

    PMs are going out now.

    Jason Todd on
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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    How fortuitous, someone around which to rally

    Good thing we killed the villager with an ally
    slant rhyme!

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