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[Mini-Phalla] Complex Biology: Game Over! Scientists / Hypnotoad / Ani-Mannequin Win!

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    kime wrote:
    http://wulf.dnsalias.org:8000/phalla/

    Phyphor created it. It is mostly used to count votes easily. If Phyphor dies, it stops updating.... which has influenced my decision more than once....

    All part of my master plan

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I have no wheels!

    *rolling and rolling*

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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    kime wrote:
    :rotate:

  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Kime, the man with no arms and no legs, rolls to get around?

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Nope!

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  • NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    You have tracks like a tank?

    Personally, I like D&D because I find OCD much more interesting than ADD.
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Wroooong!

    I just rollllllllll

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    He's a big ball, push him around some more

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  • NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    I know, you're a ball point pen!

    Hmm... were YOU the one who wrote the poetry on the wall last night?

    Personally, I like D&D because I find OCD much more interesting than ADD.
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    KUHLMEYE IS SUFFICIENTLY RANDOM FOR MY TASTES.

    DOGS LIKE TO LICK PEOPLE BECAUSE HUMAN SKIN IS SALTY. THE OCEAN IS A DIRTY PLACE.

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Not on Any Podcast or Affliated Don't Even Own a MikeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I think Kime just mentioned that MagicBox detail, to get Phyphor killed by the VoteTally killer.

    Virgil_Leads_You on
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  • NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    I have determined that in my hallucinations, kime is, in fact, a ball point pen. It will be impossible to prove to me that he is not. Feel free to try. :D

    Personally, I like D&D because I find OCD much more interesting than ADD.
  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    I'll throw in a vote for Kuhlmeye and hope it gets through my shitty connection...

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    But... but I roll! On the floor! Pens don't do that!

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    kime are you a sentient sphere

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Define sphere

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  • NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    kime wrote:
    But... but I roll! On the floor! Pens don't do that!

    sure they do, watch this!

    *takes a pen and lays it down on a floor, then rolls it back and forth*

    Personally, I like D&D because I find OCD much more interesting than ADD.
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    a shape with all sides equidistant from it's center?

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Not on Any Podcast or Affliated Don't Even Own a MikeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Kime are you an...
    AMERICAN GLADIATOR!?

    Virgil_Leads_You on
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    ok virgil that was a quality post

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Just an inactivus check, we're missing four votes

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    All of your guesses are wrong. May I, perhaps, suggest a different method than just guessing? You could, say, observe and collect some data, then interpret that data and form new, better hypotheses?

    I think this <DELETED> Method would help!

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    You know how we can find out what kime is? Murder

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  • NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote:
    You know how we can find out what kime is? Murder

    Well, true, that would certainly do it.

    Personally, I like D&D because I find OCD much more interesting than ADD.
  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Not on Any Podcast or Affliated Don't Even Own a MikeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    oh man, now I have this idea in my head for Complex Biology: Project America.
    Excuse me, I'm going to leave for a bit, to go and doodle two headed hulk hogan monsters in gladiator spheres.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    i;m back and I'm freeeeeeeeeezing

    but not too drunk which is good. many cops about!

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    alegis fight the police

  • NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    Alegis wrote:
    i;m back and I'm freeeeeeeeeezing

    but not too drunk which is good. many cops about!

    freezing? I'd gladly send you some of the heat around my house!

    Personally, I like D&D because I find OCD much more interesting than ADD.
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    alegis fight the police

    :^:

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    well it's 4 am but it's realllllly cold outside

    can't complain too much, we've had some good weather already a month ago which is a lot! THen it turned to rain clouds etc
    gonna go for croatia monday and escape from the weather

  • NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    Alegis wrote:
    well it's 4 am but it's realllllly cold outside

    can't complain too much, we've had some good weather already a month ago which is a lot! THen it turned to rain clouds etc
    gonna go for croatia monday and escape from the weather

    nearly 10:30pm and heat index is still 108 F due to the 95% humidity -- at this point I'd LOVE to be really cold!

    Personally, I like D&D because I find OCD much more interesting than ADD.
  • piLpiL Registered User regular
    My glasses fogged up when I got out of the car today.

  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    WhOoOoOoOoOps I mistook this for one of the SE++ threads I had bookmarked, soOoOoOoOry

    SLyM on
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I live inside the sun with only this wireless connection and a dell laptop

  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    Vote Closed.

    Narration incoming.

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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    This should be interesting.

    PSN: the-K-flash
  • stormwindstormwind Registered User
    Ominous.

    ElJeffe wrote: »

    Art cannot exist in a vacuum.

    How about that time I accidentally sucked up a minidisc full of Beethoven, huh, smart guy?
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    Day 2: A Bloody Interpolation

    Now they had her! The subjects had been chasing the woman for hours. They’d first spotted her that morning, slowly strolling through the abandoned cafeteria. She was absolutely gorgeous. More importantly, she looked absolutely human. No surgical scars. No transplanted body parts. She must have been a scientist. When the first subject let out a screech of rage, her lips twisted into a pert frown before she began jogging in the opposite direction. She’d somehow managed to stay ahead of the crowd while they raced down hallways and through labs. But she’d taken a wrong turn and they had her cornered in a densely packed supply room. As the subjects inched forward, clutching makeshift weapons, the woman turned. She looked each of them in the eye before smiling. It was the most entrancing smile any of them had ever seen and suddenly they knew that it was impossible for a woman this stunning to have taken part in any vile experiments. The crowd parted and the woman sauntered away.

    Elsewhere in the facility, Subject Nerissa was fighting for her life. The mushrooms sprouting from her flesh and poisoning her bloodstream had granted her amazing visions, but they made it difficult to tell her real attacker from the phantoms that swirled behind every blink of her eyes. In contrast, her attacker’s mind was pure focus: Left hook! Cross! Jab, jab, jab! Right hook! Uppercut! Finish her!

    While foraging for food, a group of subjects saw a toy race car zip down the hallway and into another room. From inside the room came a high-pitched scream and a deep, angry groan. When they investigated, they found the toy car smashed and dripping with blood.

    The final, and most disturbing, incident came that night. Following the Reverse Minotaur’s advice, the subjects had spent the entire day searching for Subject Alegis, The Minotaur, in the hope that his leadership would unite them. They found him in the basement, strapped to an examination table. His chest had been cut open and his ribs parted to reveal his glistening innards. Blood dripped to the floor in a steady rhythm. But this was not what disturbed the subjects. Instead, their eyes focused on a notebook filled with measurements and quickly sketched graphs. The scientists had been here!

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    The Dead
    Nerissa (The Fungus) - Pummeled
    jdarksun (Hot Wheelz Driver) - Trampled
    Alegis (The Minotaur) - Analyzed

    ----

    Day 3 will end Saturday at 11 pm EST.

    PMs are going out now.

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    what

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