Saw Cap last night. It was good. Unfortunately we wound up in a screening with a bunch of fucking airforce recruits.
Let me say this in no uncertain terms: Recruits are fucking testosterone fueled dumbasses who have no idea when to shut their fucking mouth. I could go on a rant but I will summarize the entire watching experience to how they reacted to the ending of the movie.
GAAAAYY
GAAAAAY
THAT WAS GAY
The airforce is full of hardcore evangelical Christians.
So, I'm saying that they are probably intimately familiar with what is and isn't gay.
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Nearly everything they said had something to do with gay, or being gay, or gayness. Before the movie started it while waiting on their friends it was oh they're too busy making out blah blah blah.
Sure, we make cock jokes here but um, tone counts for a lot. My wife was miserable. She didn't even enjoy the movie it put her in such a foul mood.
Argh I was dismantling this brake lever to get access to the mounting bolt and it just did that thing where something went "ping" and a tiny part ricocheted off into the distance.
Looking at it now I have no idea what that part was.
you've cut the brakes!
WILDCARD
I found it! It is a little plastic collar that locates the little bar that serves as a lever travel stop.
The next step is to grab hold of them and try as hard as possible to twist, budge, or otherwise make them move relative to one another or the handlebar.
Usually I get all mopey about how I'm only "pretty good" at everything, but I stopped to think about it.
You know, I bet that if you took absolutely any person in the world they'd have something I could beat them at. Like I'm pretty positive I could take Einstein in a footrace. Likewise I could probably get a better GRE score than an Olympic runner (at least on a subject test in one of my areas of study). I can do science way better than a most of the greatest artists and I can draw a lot better than most of the greatest scientists.
The only dude I'm fucked against is da Vinci, but I could probably murder his ass in league of legends.
I am pretty sure this dinner is going to be a disaster
I am a p good cook
I have little to no experience baking
oh god
The difficult thing with making any kind of pasty is keeping the mixture that you're trying to seal in the pastry dry enough that it doesn't make the pastry fall apart before the outside can cook.
Having the oven really hot helps, since the filling is cooked already, and you're just trying to get the pastry to cook.
Usually I get all mopey about how I'm only "pretty good" at everything, but I stopped to think about it.
You know, I bet that if you took absolutely any person in the world they'd have something I could beat them at. Like I'm pretty positive I could take Einstein in a footrace. Likewise I could probably get a better GRE score than an Olympic runner (at least on a subject test in one of my areas of study). I can do science way better than a most of the greatest artists and I can draw a lot better than most of the greatest scientists.
The only dude I'm fucked against is da Vinci, but I could probably murder his ass in league of legends.
no way, have you seen Da Vinci's rammus? it's incredible
@No-Quarter considering I thought she died like 6 months ago, I was moderately unsurprised by the news, but was surprised to discover it was more recent than that.
@No-Quarter considering I thought she died like 6 months ago, I was moderately unsurprised by the news, but was surprised to discover it was more recent than that.
You could very probably make the argument that she died years ago at the start of her downward spiral, and that this was simply rock bottom.
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oh skip. I forgot to mention that I make and sell the tastiest salsa this side of whichever side of the Mississippi you are on. I give it away all the time cuz the conversion rate is very high.
Man, I sat beside some pretty awful people at my Cap showing but it didn't really detract from the experience much. Dude with bad sinus congestion who had to snort often to breathe on the right of the bro I brought, extremely obese woman to my immediate left who, after one of the hottest days on record in Canada, didn't smell too good and bitched at the end of the film.
But the movie was just so good that that's just like whatever man.
Saw Cap last night. It was good. Unfortunately we wound up in a screening with a bunch of fucking airforce recruits.
Let me say this in no uncertain terms: Recruits are fucking testosterone fueled dumbasses who have no idea when to shut their fucking mouth. I could go on a rant but I will summarize the entire watching experience to how they reacted to the ending of the movie.
GAAAAYY
GAAAAAY
THAT WAS GAY
The airforce is full of hardcore evangelical Christians.
So, I'm saying that they are probably intimately familiar with what is and isn't gay.
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So, I'm saying that they are probably intimately familiar with what is and isn't gay.
SO WHINY
Uncanny Magazine!
The Mad Writers Union
Sure, we make cock jokes here but um, tone counts for a lot. My wife was miserable. She didn't even enjoy the movie it put her in such a foul mood.
I found it! It is a little plastic collar that locates the little bar that serves as a lever travel stop.
he's as gay as apple pie and the brooklyn dodgers
TOO BAD NO ONE @s me. :bz
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The next step is to grab hold of them and try as hard as possible to twist, budge, or otherwise make them move relative to one another or the handlebar.
You know, I bet that if you took absolutely any person in the world they'd have something I could beat them at. Like I'm pretty positive I could take Einstein in a footrace. Likewise I could probably get a better GRE score than an Olympic runner (at least on a subject test in one of my areas of study). I can do science way better than a most of the greatest artists and I can draw a lot better than most of the greatest scientists.
The only dude I'm fucked against is da Vinci, but I could probably murder his ass in league of legends.
I am a p good cook
I have little to no experience baking
oh god
Also tonight: Sky is blue, Republicans are retards.
I said no no nooooo
See but I'm ahead of the curve by being mediocre at everything.
The difficult thing with making any kind of pasty is keeping the mixture that you're trying to seal in the pastry dry enough that it doesn't make the pastry fall apart before the outside can cook.
Having the oven really hot helps, since the filling is cooked already, and you're just trying to get the pastry to cook.
Kurt Cobain died at 27.
Jimmy Hendrix died at 27.
Janis Joplin died at 27.
Oh fuck, who do we know who's 27?
We have to warn them!
no way, have you seen Da Vinci's rammus? it's incredible
Uncanny Magazine!
The Mad Writers Union
Yes, by Courtney Love and Dave Grohl.
They probably knew too much about how they faked the moon landing.
But it loses its thread
n-no!!
You could very probably make the argument that she died years ago at the start of her downward spiral, and that this was simply rock bottom.
Grohl wasn't involved. Don't be silly. Love acted alone.
But the movie was just so good that that's just like whatever man.
I would be shocked.
airforce being dumbshits? what a surprise
<- smugfacin' so hard right now
How old is Lindsay Lohan?
What's Love got to do, got to do with it?