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i just had a horrible moment when i was brushing my teeth

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    My friend bought 3 boxes of the new core set trying to get Jace
    mongoose and I bought 1 box, of which I got a handful of packs.
    First pack I open, I got him.
    Think I'm going to be able to make a new deck via trading him.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    i remember when i was big into it and Voidmage prodigy was a fifteen dollar rare and i got well i think i've opened five but two of them was after they were worth anything.

  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    I opened a foil mythic once

    I was so excited, but it turned out it wasn't all that valuable

    I guess it just wasn't a very good card

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    foil lands are the best cards you can open. love foil lands. so much.

  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    thanks, i'll check CBloader out; WotC hasn't updated desktop basically since they released the online version. and i hate the online version.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    i like the online version to a degree. but it lacks too many options and printing to pdf they are like 8 times the size they need to be. and fuck that.

  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    This fucking thread has me wanting to actually play mtg again as well.

    I see your sick plan Melding, but too late.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    actaully my real plan has already unfolded. the fallout is collateral damage. expected, but uncalculated.

  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    I am house sitting and forgot to bring my toiletries!

    I have a party in two hours!

    Quick! Alternatives for everything! I need them!

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    Staleghoti wrote:
    I am house sitting and forgot to bring my toiletries!

    I have a party in two hours!

    Quick! Alternatives for everything! I need them!

    Water and toilet cleaner.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    Au du Toilette Duck

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    Staleghoti wrote:
    Au du Toilette Duck

    You'll do juuuuust fiiiine.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    never mind those blue pit stains baby

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    Staleghoti wrote:
    I am house sitting and forgot to bring my toiletries!

    I have a party in two hours!

    Quick! Alternatives for everything! I need them!

    is there baking soda and peroxide mouthwash in the house?

    make some toothpaste

  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    wait, two hours?

    go to the effing store

  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    I'm a brokeass Rane

    A brokeass

    tmmysta-sig.png2wT1Q.gifYAH!YAH!STEAMYoutubeMixesPSN: Clintown
    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    they should have trial sizes of toiletries

    trial/travel sizes

    they're small and cheap is what I'm saying

  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    just dip your toothbrush/washcloth in whatever liquor is in the house

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    use their toothpaste and shit, how are they going to know?

  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Squall wrote:
    Belruel wrote:
    hugs. How has my favorite lil raincloud been?

    Sittin in the Denver airport waiting for my flight to wyoming, gonna go do some field work in the desert for a week

    Should be fun!

    How are you bel what is it like being a forum celebrity what with your own emote and all

    @Squall oh man, look at you go

    It pretty great being so famous, here I'll sign your emote.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    squall has his own emote?

    What else haven't you been telling me squall?

  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    No his emote of me, because I am so important. :bz

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    squalls emote is a microscopic keep on truckin gif

    it is hidden in every post

    can you find them all?

  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    unspeakable horrors, so i am happy.

    is it possible to make a good horror deck y/n

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    Macera wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    unspeakable horrors, so i am happy.

    is it possible to make a good horror deck y/n

    Horrors historically aren't a heavily supported tribe in magic so there isn't enough of them/they don't have enough synergy between them to be a good tribal deck.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    ugh I gotta go to the store to get bottled water so I can brush teeth tonight and cook

    dunno what's gonna happen if I need to drop a deuce

    this is like living in the fucking stone age

    :<

  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    yey my water is back

    waterrrrr glug glug glug glug

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    did anyone else hear "1,2,3, save some for the fishes!" when there was a line behind you for the drinking fountain in elementary school

    pissed me off

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    i just had a horrible moment when I was considering tcgs again

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    did anyone else hear "1,2,3, save some for the fishes!" when there was a line behind you for the drinking fountain in elementary school

    pissed me off

    yeah we had that but

    y'know

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    did anyone else hear "1,2,3, save some for the fishes!" when there was a line behind you for the drinking fountain in elementary school

    pissed me off

    Never heard anything like that.

    I do remember one time a guy decided to be hilarious and jump on my back while I was taking a drink, it was pretty sore.

    You see, due to ridiculously dumb planning, the water fountain was at the bottom of a flight of stairs, guy jumped from the top of this flight right onto my back, slamming my mouth straight down onto the fountain, he thought it was hilarious.

  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    never saw any weird kid rules about time at water fountains

    you drank water until you were sated

    3 seconds is not enough

  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Nah, if there was a line, there would inevitably be someone counting (thankfully they stuck to just counting and not making up stupid phrases/rhymes with them). Once I heard it, I would deliberately take longer. Quite honestly, when I am done being thirsty, I will stop drinking. Counting is not going to help.

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    go to another fountain if there's a line

    isn't there some law that requires there to be a fountain every X feet?

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    just like

    turn around

    and knee a dude in the crotch

    then drink some more of that water

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Because that is a good response to that kind of thing.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    kids understand beatings

    I beat my kids constantly

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    I don't remember lines at water fountains in elementary school.

    I definitely remember lines to go anywhere outside the classroom in elementary or middle school. It was normal for kids then and probably now, but for some reason is really surreal imaging a line of 20+ kids marching to the cafeteria.

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Artreus wrote:
    Because that is a good response to that kind of thing.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    what the poops my water's off again

    fucking hell

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