Let's pretend it's in my bathtub. And seems unable to climb out. Will I need to share a shower with it til I move?
ah
well, it probably came up through the drain
I've seen them do that before
it'll either crawl out once it dries off or just go back down the drain
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I can't kill house centipedes once they get to a certain size. The thought of all their squishy goo grosses me the fuck out, so I end up trapping them in a mug and chucking them into the lawn across the street. Fuck off, house centipedes. Go infest my neighbor's house.
No lie, I saw this thing scampering around on my walls last night, so I was like, "Shit, my bed can roll around, just move it to the center of the room."
As I'm doing this, the bastard decides to show me just how good he is at climbing around on the ceiling, too.
The boot thing is a solid idea. Of course then you have bug on your boot. I personally favor a fairly sizable wad of paper towel/toilet tissue and then an emphatic flush.
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throw at sister
wait
It's the best my phone can do! And I didn't want to resize it. Though I guess I could've cropped it.
totally harmless!
it will probably scuttle on its way back to a basement or dark corner when you turn the lights off
Surely, there must be a couple of you who need help with Butler type identification?
Unless it has a gun.
Why I fear the ocean.
Or a boot.
nooooo
noooooooooooo
burn the house down
there is no saving it
that's
what
she
said
ah
well, it probably came up through the drain
I've seen them do that before
it'll either crawl out once it dries off or just go back down the drain
No lie, I saw this thing scampering around on my walls last night, so I was like, "Shit, my bed can roll around, just move it to the center of the room."
As I'm doing this, the bastard decides to show me just how good he is at climbing around on the ceiling, too.
He wants to be your friend.
not tight enough to squash it
but just firm enough to let it know you care
It totally could be.
I should tag the next one I find before I release it back into the wild.
The boot thing is a solid idea. Of course then you have bug on your boot. I personally favor a fairly sizable wad of paper towel/toilet tissue and then an emphatic flush.
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how do you feel about Starship Troopers
I don't scare people when I am crawling on the ceiling above them.
anti-insect propaganda
someday people will realize it's not okay to belittle us just because we're little
and easily crushed
she is the resident expert on house centipedes
she pokes them and makes them jump off walls
But you threw the first rock or whatever.
The bugs were the aggressors.
The Starship Troopers bugs were neither small nor easily crushed.