As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options
Pathetic Geek Stories - the Return of the Geekening
Rankenphile
Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
These are some of my favorite threads ever.
Tell us your secret shame. That awkward moment you thought, nay, hoped you had forgotten forever.
Like how you dropped out of college sophomore year to devote yourself to your Battlefield 2 clan
or how your first girlfriend broke up with you because she found your erotic fanfic about Carmen Sandiego
Tell us your secret shame. That awkward moment you thought, nay, hoped you had forgotten forever.
Like how you dropped out of college sophomore year to devote yourself to your Battlefield 2 clan
or how your first girlfriend broke up with you because she found your erotic fanfic about Carmen Sandiego
Rankenphile on
0
Posts
also because I was a roleplaying mod on a Shadowrun MUSH
but really in the absence of either of those it would have been something video game or online related
I think I wrote four chapters based on the original Donkey Kong and one based on the original Mario Bros. arcade game before quitting
Mario burned his hands while fighting donkey kong and started wearing white gloves because the sight of his burn-scar covered hands triggers traumatic memories of having the shit beaten out of him by a gorilla
Luigi wore white gloves because he was germophobic
And I remember I had plans to make Captain Syrup from Warioland and Pauline from Donkey Kong the same character
http://www.audioentropy.com/
I once wrote fan fiction
about Happy Days
oh man
http://www.audioentropy.com/
I'm not sure I want to though
http://www.audioentropy.com/
It's more of a constant baseline.
tbat js hardcore
win thread
well done Rank, at least now you have mod powers so you can actually close it yourself
Me: You mean a "spoiler"?
They just stared at me.
outside of that, clean.
but now I'm going to pretend that some guy named tbat is hardcore
the best part is that it doesn't work at all unless you're reading the text, how did you even think to say that aloud
How terrible, how did you get past it?
uh
I once spent three weeks scouting locations for a scavenger hunt for my clan in Asheron's Call, talking up the event, making a website with photos and cryptic clues to the locations and making a really big deal about it, only to realize after having started said event that the objects they were supposed to gather in the event disappeared ten minutes after I dropped them there
Our little group decided to come up with ranks to denote who were better players, with wraith higher than vulture higher than firebat and so on. At the top of the public ranking list was battlecruiser.
However, there was one secret rank above battlecruiser. This rank could only be obtained by beating the last mission of the terran campaign without cheating, because for some reason none of us could do it. This rank was a unit that, when faced against a battlecruiser, would emerge with a draw.
This rank was spidermine.
it's just sitting there in the dark recesses of pojo.com's fanfiction forum
and it looks like I posted nine chapters total
The table of contents, these fucking chapter names
BOOK I: DONKEY KONG
Chapter 1: A Man Twice-Named Mario
Chapter 2: Pauline
Chapter 3: A King in Imprisonment
Chapter 4: The Stranger's Shortcut
Chapter 5: Climb
Chapter6: Showdown Amidst the Steel and Flame
BOOK II: MARIO BROS.
Chapter 1: Mario Brothers
Chapter 2: Down the Man-Hole
Chapter 3: The Sewer
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Also posted on Pokémon fanfiction boards and wrote parody game-show scripts involving various members and fictional characters competing.
At least there was absolutely no erotic work on that site.
I've done this a number of times, you all suck.
The one guy who managed to earn the glorious title of spidermine ended up being the worst player of us all. We couldn't figure it out, until we discovered he was playing the version of the game at launch while we were all playing updated versions. Apparently, the mission got harder with the updates. Had to give the rank to him, though.
jeez he was pathetic
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
some of my pathetic clique in middle school started a club called The NERDS Society (NERDS was short for Nobody Except the Really Diabolically Smart)
I am sad to say I was named the "Sergeant at Arms" of the NERDS Society
I didn't have sex for a long time
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Fine! Fine.
http://www.pojo.biz/board/showthread.php?t=298543
I did not actually read the content of this thread past the table of contents
http://www.audioentropy.com/
haha, my friend tried to name one of his college jazz combos "Aural Sextet"
that was like the only one of his ridiculous combo names that got 86ed
http://www.audioentropy.com/
another boy said he did it and they started going out and would kiss in front of me and it made me so mad
I don't believe this one. You were never that into magic.
Glad I at least apologized after.
Why I fear the ocean.
example: apple = star wars
you see, apples have cores. That means they are core-y. Like Cory. Her current boyfriend.
And star wars, well, it was all about The Force. Which sounds like divorce.
Therefore, Cory equals Divorce. Simple.
She'd obviously see the logic and dump him and then she would go out with me and we would have a million sexes.
lemme post juancock bro